Brit jumps right back, saying that him saying there is a line in the sand is her line in the sand. Or something. I don’t think Boogie’s been talked to by women much like that (that he hasn’t thrown a twenty at before kicking them out of his car and leaving them in the underpass), cuz he’s now shifty eyed and scared looking. Brit tries to get a cheezit out of her teeth with her tongue. HAHAH!! FLOVE.
Brit goes to the bathroom, where Janelle seems to always be, to tell her that Boogie threatened her. Janelle knows that Boogs is all about intimidating women, but they don’t care. It’s hard to pull that off when you’re semi good looking, but almost impossible when you age that homely-ily. Let’s just pretend that’s a word. Spread it.
Boogie is a misogynist, but I am super grateful he’s here because he’s pissed off Britney, and that’s when she’s at her best. He will ensure plenty of this in the future:
Brit tells J that she’s just gonna smear Boogie to the whole house. She wants to get the hell out of that bathroom right now, because she’s sure his second item on the dbag to-do list is to grace the second powervag in the house with his presence. Sure enough, he comes in and smarms all over Janelle like a two bit waiter trying to shill the most specials for the night to win a Starbucks gift card or some shit.
The scampi’s on special tonight because YOU deserve something special, sweet cakes!
He says that they could knock out Dan first and up their win chances. She does that I’mgigglinglikeabimbobutI’vebeenknockedupbydickslikeyouonetoomanytimes thing she does until he leaves, convinced he’s got some sort of charisma that the ghost of Will left on him. Janelle? Hates him. HAHA. She goes straight to Dan and tells him that Boog just offered him up on a platter. Dan shout/explains to us that Boogie isn’t as smart as he thinks. Well he sure dresses the part, Dan.
JoJo is in the kitchen talking. What? I didn’t know she talked! When did this start? she’s trying to teach Danielle how a Jersey bitch says cawfee. Danielle can’t do it. One obnoxious as fuck accent at a time for that pea brain.
Danielle can’t teach JoJo to talk like a hick, either. The city mouse and the country mouse eventually just said fuck it and went their own ways, right? I don’t know, but I do know that this segment has made me love JoJo. She’s hilarious. But I’m still gonna start calling her …