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Veto comp!! The backyard is filled with laundry machines. Smart. Finally put these dumdums to work. The goal is to run through suds, find cardboard coins, and throw them in the candy machine. First one to get a boner seeing this is out:
One L Wil and Hick Danielle have the same nasally girl voice. It’s hard to tell who’s who. Wil’s more girly. He can’t get one piece into the slot. Bless his heart. I haven’t seen this many people scramble for change since I dropped a coin purse at a Bar Mitzvah. Closest accidental riot I’ve ever almost started.
The hicks are best at this game, because we all had makeshift Slip n’ Slides made out of GLAD bags to practice on when we were kids. Sho nuff, Shane takes it!! Wait. He’s from Vermont!! What the hell, Hantz and Richard Simmons? Your card is hereby revoked!
Team Brit gloats over their win alone in their room. Hantz calls them a power couple. ?? So he can’t talk too good. He doesn’t need to.
Britney says that they can’t use the veto because it will make Boogie mad. I thought you weren’t skerd, bitch! Make up your mind! Construction says that he’ll do whatever he wants, but he’s totally gonna listen to Britney. You only have to know that girl for five minutes to know that you don’t want to be on her bad side. He goes to blah with Preacher Dan and Kara anyway, and I try to figure out what the symbol on Dan’s shirt has to do with Jesus.
UGH RELIGION GET OUTTA MY HEAD.
Construction says a lot of nothing and then moves to the pantry to talk to Richard Simmons about aligning. Meh he’s not saving him. He still has time with some power, so time to go outside and soak up some Boogie ass kissing rays. Of course, Boogz promises the moon and Construction has serious face. Boogz thinks Construction should be skerd cuz he works out too much. Hah. I love this fucking show. The ones who work out are supposed to be the ones to feel insecure.
Dramatic music. Construction tries to give deep serious smart person face. It doesn’t work. But I’m totes obsessed with his plugs.
Kara’s save me speech is…I don’t know cuz she’s wearing a sweater. She’s dead. Ya gotta show some cleave, girl! She says that he looks handsome and sits down. Simmons just says that if he is saved he’d “appreesh.” People laugh. I don’t get it.