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Wednesday, July 18, 2012
10:45 pm
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Tagged: big brother, cbs, coaches, live feed, mentors, mike boogie, recap, season 14
Veto comp!! The backyard is filled with laundry machines. Smart. Finally put these dumdums to work. The goal is to run through suds, find cardboard coins, and throw them in the candy machine. First one to get a boner seeing this is out:
One L Wil and Hick Danielle have the same nasally girl voice. It’s hard to tell who’s who. Wil’s more girly. He can’t get one piece into the slot. Bless his heart. I haven’t seen this many people scramble for change since I dropped a coin purse at a Bar Mitzvah. Closest accidental riot I’ve ever almost started.
The hicks are best at this game, because we all had makeshift Slip n’ Slides made out of GLAD bags to practice on when we were kids. Sho nuff, Shane takes it!! Wait. He’s from Vermont!! What the hell, Hantz and Richard Simmons? Your card is hereby revoked!
Team Brit gloats over their win alone in their room. Hantz calls them a power couple. ?? So he can’t talk too good. He doesn’t need to.
Don’t move.
Britney says that they can’t use the veto because it will make Boogie mad. I thought you weren’t skerd, bitch! Make up your mind! Construction says that he’ll do whatever he wants, but he’s totally gonna listen to Britney. You only have to know that girl for five minutes to know that you don’t want to be on her bad side. He goes to blah with Preacher Dan and Kara anyway, and I try to figure out what the symbol on Dan’s shirt has to do with Jesus.
UGH RELIGION GET OUTTA MY HEAD.
Construction says a lot of nothing and then moves to the pantry to talk to Richard Simmons about aligning. Meh he’s not saving him. He still has time with some power, so time to go outside and soak up some Boogie ass kissing rays. Of course, Boogz promises the moon and Construction has serious face. Boogz thinks Construction should be skerd cuz he works out too much. Hah. I love this fucking show. The ones who work out are supposed to be the ones to feel insecure.
Dramatic music. Construction tries to give deep serious smart person face. It doesn’t work. But I’m totes obsessed with his plugs.
Kara’s save me speech is…I don’t know cuz she’s wearing a sweater. She’s dead. Ya gotta show some cleave, girl! She says that he looks handsome and sits down. Simmons just says that if he is saved he’d “appreesh.” People laugh. I don’t get it.
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The picture of Willie captioned “DON’T MOVE” – total gold – I snort-laughed!
Awesome recap, Flipit!
You’re down in my neck of the woods…we moved to Texas last year (from Cali), and I’m still trying to get used to all of the God-liness. And, all of the Republicans – holy smokes it’s even more conservative than I thought it was gonna be.
God, the Ian kid reminds me of Bill Haverchuck from Freaks and Geeks.
Exhibit A:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8G0m0D1y3w
Exhibit B:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_D_ZxGUWA
@Flipit, we “appreesh” your recap! To me, Frank is less Richard Simmons and more Napoleon Dynamite and Carrot Top’s gay love child.
Does anyone know why they call Frank “Stinky” in the live feed forums? I tried to ask, but that stupid captcha code thingy was acting up on me.
Loved the recap Flipit!! A recap of BB and Project Runway starts tonight!! That will be the icing on my crap day that I am having at work!! I am totally not appreesh today!!
@featherhead,
I read that Frank doesn’t use deodorant, because he doesn’t want chemicals on his body, or he has a chemical imbalance, or something like that. So working out+hot california sun+no deodorant = Stinky.
Great recap Flipit!
Is it me or is Danielle with makeup look much different than Danielle w/o makeup?
Also Boogie “America, just kick me in the face”. I’d love to fulfill that wish.
@Philo – Thank you and ewwww!! Now I’m going to cringe everytime I see him hug someone, except if it’s Boogers!!
Boogie looks like a blonde Gargamel. I don’t see why he thinks he’s some big time BB genius when the only reason he won all-stars is because Dr. Will was his brains, Janie was his brawn, and Erica was his skanky pawn.
I hope they are all smart enough to get rid of Stank this week and leave Bimbo for my viewing pleasure.
nestofvipers – werd, werd and WERD!
Gargamel, HAHAHAHAHA! @nestofvipers! He was definitely a vulture in a previous life!
Flip, oh how I love you, your snark and your caps! I so noticed the pillow in-between Willie’s legs, WTH? Totes weird, and not very friendly to the only thing he’s good for, which is eye candy . .. . sigh . . . at least Russell was happy to run around in his skivvies! Harrruuummmpphhh! I also loved “Don’t Move” but was a bit surprised to hear that from you! The dude is so over metro-ed he could be in Wham!
Ever since I heard Stinky, I just can’t with the Ginge, ew . . . he’s got a real ridden hard look to his face, and his hair looks way dirty. Me thinks he also doesn’t wash, and the whole POV challenge was designed to get him into some soap and water.
I would definitely be the Wil in this place. I kind of love him and wish he would get more camera time.
I also wish to never look at or hear from “Boogs” ever again. He is so beyond gross, why are they torturing us with his empty boasting and stupid ass hats. I wish they could vote him out and we didn’t have to wait for weeks. Also, a tad surprised to hear he’s 42 . . . drugs are a bad thing for aging. I would feel sorry for him, coz he’s so fugly, but somehow he carries himself like he’s God’s gift (capital G is for Texas ; ) Love, love, loved Janelle’s “I hate Boogie” diary moments. Seems they all hate him, and yet, who did we see more of than anyone else . . . hmmm.
Producers, and editors, if you’re reading this, Boogs is not a love to hate, that will be Willie, according to my crystal ball.
As much as I don’t think it’s fair that the Newbs get over looked in favor of the Vets, I am so glad there was no shout chef
Why did Janelle have semen on her lips all episode?
Is Boogie turning into a gremlin?
The Lesbian Tattooed Lady looks suspiciously like the hippopotamus character from New Zoo Revue.
Also: Hohos… yum…
This coaches thing sucks. They completely overshadow the new kids and the editing isn’t helping much either.
The New Zoo Review, hahahahaha!!!! Cept now I’ll have that stuck in my head all day-thanks Itchy! ; )
Henrietta Hippo. That’s the name. Because she doesn’t quite live up to Evil Dick’s reputation, does she? Hell, it’s hard to know if she’s even in the house.
I used to have to watch that show because of my kids. Although…speaking of shrooms…
It’s quite an unusual thing, the animals talk and sing, with Doug and Emmy-jo, everyday’s a different show . . .
See, I wasn’t kidding!
I think I used to see it on sick days from school . . .
I blame Big Brother for this. Make it stop! Make it stop!
Oh Flip I love, love, love your ‘caps!!! And I agree with itchy@10 that the coaches … Read Booger… Add nothing. I’ll bet they are planning a coup!!! Beware newbies, and be afraid. Very afraid.
Loved it. The re-cap I mean. The show was a bit Meh.
Every season there are folks that get more camera time, understandably, because their personality is camera worthy. This season they seem to completely ignore a few houseguests and give them just enough camera time so we don’t forget they are actually there. I think they are doing this to give the “Coaches” the ultimate amt of camera time and not because the others are boring.
Hantz should have been so opposite of his brothers rep. He should have come in and been the nicest southern gentleman so that the others would say “Hey we should give him the benifit of the doubt, look how cool he is. It would be awful to be a nice guy and have everyone not like you immediately because of your brother, we have all be judged before”. He could even SAY that. But he had to be nice to do it and I am afraid that ship has sailed.
“The New Zoo Review, The New Zoo Review”..Gosh brought back memories. Then for some reason I started thinking of H.R. Puffinstuff..H.R Puffinstuff ..Who you call when things get rough..can do a little you can do enough.. Soo lol
Robin
Frank reminds me of Danny Noonan from Caddyshack.
Flip baby – EVERY picture of GirlDick is scary. I do a little recoil every time she’s on screen. For my entry into “Who does Boogie remind you of?”, I’d like to submit that he looks like one of those little troll bankers from Gringott’s in the Harry Potter movies. Maybe we can compile all our various answers and vote on a winner. Even that would be more interesting that the borefest that is BB. It better damn well pick up. I miss Chima.
And did I miss something? I thought Hantz and Richard Simmons had an alliance. So why did Hantz put him up for eviction?
Keep up the good work, Flip. Hey – maybe you can get a preacher to bless the swimming pool. Then every time you dive in, you’ll be anointing yourself with Holy Water. That should make the fam happy!
Danny Noonan! Yes!!! Also Boogie has got to be the butt ugliest person on tv. And someone please tell that chef to quiet the f down!! You’re mic’d (sp?)!!! We can all hear you just fine, moron!
I agree about Boogie and the hats. I’m wondering just how many he has. The are some men who really suit hats, it complements their bone structure and the shape of the skull. Boogie, unfortunately, is not one of these men. Is he just showing off his headwear collection or is he actually sending out a code?
In the name of good taste and in an effort to prevent secret communications, all his hats, caps, yurmulkas, scarves, mantillas, etc., except for one which he can choose. should be confiscated.
Boy, those people in the diary room can really scream. Some seem to think that the microphone’s on the other side of a valley and not just a few feet away. Britney sounds like a jet plane warming up and that chef guy is so bombastic.
I’m in the UK where BB is on every night. It’s a very different game over here. Any talk of nominations is prohibited so it’s not so political. Cliques form and break up. It’s a completey different dynamic, you see much more human interaction than just plotting and scheming. Each week each of the housemates nominate and the two with the most votes go up for the public vote.
HMs do tasks to win money for their shopping budget. Then afterwards they must select from a grocery catalogue. They do their sums, (no calculators) with blackboard and chalk, then one of them goes into the diary room to read out the list.
This week, a girl who knew she would be voted out the next night, took in the list, they were on a luxury shopping budget, and ignoring what everyone wanted, bought over £500′s worth of chocolate bars, chocolate spread and chocolate cookies. No cigarettes! She had to suffer to anger of her HMs for a day before leaving. When they leave the house, they actually go outdoors, catwalk, screens, lights, cameras and a few thousand members of the public. This week they didn’t show Caroline outside at all. The baying of the crowd was so bad, I believe.