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Shane, on the other hand, knows who’s keeping Dan safe. His name is Jesus, and it’s never too late to pretend you’re a fan in return for half a million dollars.
Jesus will forgive you and help you out if you promise to shave your head and never wear a shell necklace again.
JennPity knows that Dan’s doing something tricky, but she can’t figure out what. Sure, he took her off the block and then kept her off again the next time he had a chance, but still. He HAS to be doing something bad so she’s confusedly mad at him. Dan tries to talk to her, but she’s not having it. He does his best to smooth over whatever drama she’s making up in her head, but she can’t tell him what it is so there’s not much he can do. He suspects she might just be allergic to dairy.
Woah. We can talk about this. Just put. Down. THE MILK.
After calming Pity down, Dan runs to the DR to shout arrogantly to the cameras while Jenn runs to talk to Dani. Dani wonders why Shane doesn’t act like he’s really into her. Is it the way she spits food out of her retainer when she talks? Is she watching him sleep too much? Is it the giant dinosaur egg hatching on her forehead?
He keeps backing away from me and running to the bathroom. I just don’t get iiiiitttt!!!
One thing is for sure, Dani doesn’t like being treated like some homely, scary, needy girl even if that’s exactly what she is, and if Shane doesn’t start petting her kitty she’s gonna “play the player.” Right after she forces him to kiss her and tell her she’s pretty after watching him take a shower, dry off, and pluck his nose hairs. Speaking of plucking nose hairs, why is the backyard made up to look like Janelle lying down?
The veto is a puzzle game, which sounds like it’s set up for Ian, but this one is different. It’s mixed with physical. Sorry, Ian! Dani looks worried about both parts. She was hoping this would be the challenge to see who could follow around an uninterested gay guy the longest.
The HGs have to fly from a magnetic puzzle board to a 99 cent store click button in twenty second intervals, piecing together a puzzle. If they don’t get to the buzzer, the pieces all fall and they have to start over again. Ian’s puzzle falls like thirty times and it’s hilarious. Must be his affliction. Let’s all take a moment to PayPal some money to the Nerds Who Can’t Sit Still Foundation.
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Jenn might not have much in the looks department but she sure knows how to make the least of it.
Wasn’t that whole trip just a contrived way to get some corn flakes? No obvious product placement there.
I cannot believe Ian not getting rid of Dan, maybe he’s not so smart after all. Really if he’s that stupid he deserves to lose.
If Dani wins she can have her nasal passages rebored or that sinus operation. If Dan wins he can splash out on a new tee shirt.
Can anybody tell me what that red one is about? Are they 2 white islands on the red background or what?
Isn’t Dan a teacher? Is that why he’s so shouty and shouldn’t he be back in school?
Finally why were they wearing bandages on their hands?
I’m going to miss JennCity. How else am I going to learn all that hip ’90s slang that I missed out on by leaving the country back then?
@mehrcat, Chelsea has done interviews (see Rob Has a Website) and has mentioned that Dan’s school has supported his greedy thirst in the BB House and he took the semester off and will not return to teaching until after Christmas.
Shane came out last night without even saying it, there is just no way that man is straight. He got way to excited seeing the girls and I just hope he is ready for his facebook page to be blown up by gay men lol
I thought Dani won HOH? I know Dan was closer to the correct number but he went over. Did I miss something?
Oh geez, need my eyes fixed! It did say Dani. My bad!
So the screenname’s accurate? Mine too!
Ummmm…. Danielle won the HOH competition, not Dan. which means that if Shane or Ian wins the Veto, Dan is probably gone (well, definitely if Shane wins, HOPEFULLY if Ian wins and pulls his head out of his ass)
Nevermind… “I” and “!” were lookin way too similar.
I am hoping Dani’s zit morphs and Jodi climbs out and is allowed to re-enter the game. Remember “Expect the Unexpected”!
McChenzie Phillips — one of the best ones. HAHAHAHAAAA!!!
I’m wondering if Ian thinks he can only win against Dan. That’s the only reasoning I have for him NOT backdooring Dan. That and maybe he’s only book smart.
I wish we could be there when Dani gets out of the house and tells her that Shane is gay. She may literally blow a gasket.
I don’t think SHANE realizes he’s gay yet. I think he’s still trying to be a straight-ee.
Can anybody tell me what that red one is about? Are they 2 white islands on the red background or what?
I know! I know! Ooooooh Ooooooh Ooooooh! So glad you asked!!!! It’s Union Lake in Michigan, which has something to do with Dan’s Catholic school.
Now, I have a question. Why is Jenn so effin’ proud of her BIG MOVE where she went on slop for the rest of the season to win a VETO which she used to pull Dan off the block?
@crankyguy, maybe in Jenn’s mind, BIG and WELL-THOUGHT OUT are somehow interchangable…..
It’s actually really rude that she had to go on slop for the rest of the game, that’s way harsh in comparison to the other punishments doled out at the time.
Shane, I hope, Is enjoying the taste of shoe leather. Beyond ignorant that he compared being picked from 1000′s (yeah, right . . . he was cast) to winning olympic gold among the worlds finest competitors. UGH!
The gymnasts were cute, but it was lame how they had to announce their winnings. I love gymnastics, but that show . . . hmmm. Anyone see it?
I loved the bubble gum chapstick line, heh. I don’t care if Shane is gay, or just not that into her, but seriously, besides Dan’s walking all over everyone, Dani is the only thing of any interest on this show. The theater of delusions and cluelessness just abound!
“It’s actually really rude that she had to go on slop for the rest of the game, that’s way harsh in comparison to the other punishments doled out at the time.”
She CHOSE to take that punishment. There was no good reason for her to want that particular POV for any reason that I can tell, let alone volunteering to go on slop ’till the end in order to get it. Am I missing something?
You’re analyzing the actions of someone who calls herself “Jenncity”, says things like “on the reg” and, well, looks like the New Zoo Revue hippo character’s nasty younger sister.
Henrietta is insulted, Itchy!!!
Cranky, I just mean in comparison to the other voluntary punishments. Most were over within a week . . . nothing to do with who picked it.
Love you Flipit and your recap was divine! I just dropped by to remind everyone that tonight’s LIVE show will have results of the VETO competition and it’s VETO ceremony will be live. It is not to be missed because I think it will be a SHOCKER! as will the eviction.
As for Shane and Danielle’s trip outside the BB House. Those Olympic Gold Girls were so pissed that they had to waste their time with two idiots who were basically nobodies! These young ladies have been introduced to the Queen of England and Prince Harry for God’s sakes! They know OPRAH! Now they can go home and add “Shanielle” to that list! What a waste of time. I wanted to see the Jury House dammit!!
Thanks to Derek Hazelton and Crankyguy for the info. I’m in Ireland so am not so well clued up.
I really will not miss Jenn, she was so boring, a complete non-Jenntity.
P.S. Flipit, great recap, loved it!
This was a fantastic recap. I have not watched the episode and don’t think I will after reading this perfectly snark-filled recap.
Also, god forbid one of the house guests annoy me and I express my opinion here and and am called an asshole again. Yes, that was sarcasm.
So, why didn’t this season have one of those new clothes/shopping rewards? Did it happen last season? It would have been great to see Jen in some clean clothes and Dani in something that is her correct size. How is she breathing when she sits down in some of those dresses and pants? Has anyone seen Dani wash her make-up brushes yet? With the amount of make-up that girl uses, they should be fully washed every day.
I also wish there was a bad-reward challenge. Where they had to spin a wheel filled with bad things (but oh so good for the viewers) and if they took what they got, they got some type of reward (money, slop pass, letter from home, etc). Imagine Frank and Shane with shaved heads, I don’t think any other house guest would go for it. I know they had a POV like this, but they were lame punishments. I am pretty sure the carrot suit was worse for the other house guests and the viewers than it was for Frank.
“Is she watching him sleep too much?” BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Ah, Flipit, you are the man. And one of the reasons I still read the recaps but don’t watch the show.
Poor Dani. When a girl’s trying to get into the pants of retarded scruffy closeted gay boy, the last thing she needs is Mount Vesuvius on her face.