Shane, not the obvious choice for winning a challenge that includes brain usage, has one advantage: The second part of the competition is flying like Peter Pan. He imagines some tights, staying hairless forever, and having another fairy to get along with. And he wins!! While he plays, he auditions for jobs outside the house. Always thinking ahead.
He also uses his secret weapon, of course:
JennPity just can’t believe that she lost! She really needed this to stay in the game. Not just any game. THIS game. In case you thought she was in a deep Monopoly session with someone. I haven’t seen been this embarrassed for a depressed lesbian since that episode of the View where Rosie O’Donnell hung upside down to try and cure her mental problems.
Chenry Ford is back, asking if the Women’s Gymnastic Team can inspire two of these HGs. Let’s hope they can inspire them not to wear douchey hats. PLEASE.
Since Shane won, he gets to pick someone to go with him on a special trip to meet the gymnastics girls. Ian looks defeated, knowing he won’t get picked. There’s finally a chance for him to hang out with likeminded chest sizes and he’s gonna get the shaft.
Sad I’mgonnahavetolearntouseatrainingbraonmyown horns.
As if knowing that Dani was doubting his penis’ interest in her, Shane announces her as the winner of the trip. She smiles like a crazy person and off they go. Of course, they have no idea who the gymnasts are, because they were in the house during the Olympics. That doesn’t mean they can’t make asses out of themselves. Dani talks to them like thye’re three and she’s teaching them how to go poopoo in the potty, and Shane explains to them that Big Brother is like being in the Olympics cuz “a lot of people try out.” HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
The girls ask the couple if they’re a couple, and Shane starts himself on fire. Dani flips her hair around and spits retainer food at them, and when she thinks one of them is giving eyes to Shane, she threatens to cut her and everything gets really awkward.
During the show, Shane closed mouth kisses Dani. She tries to go in for a second one but he pulls away and laughs. She doesn’t care. She can still taste his bubble gum lip smackers and what’s marriage if not being ignored by someone you love? She wants to play it cool, though, so on the way home she does her best to not let him know she’s interested.
I love that your penis is always soft because that means it respects me as a woman.