Big Brother Recap: Janelle Porn and the Bimbo Eagle

17 Comments

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   itchy
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 4:36 am

   I’m just hoping ChefJoe gets eliminated so he can discover how much EVERYONE HATES HIM.

   Also, I can’t wait until Nurse Bimbo makes a move on that trucker babe. ‘Cause you know she’s going to slip into her bed some morning around 4 AM or so. “Oops, sorry,” she’ll giggle, “I went to pee and must have come to the wrong bed.” “No you didn’t, sweet stuff,” Jenn will grumble, pulling her closer, “Come to mama.”

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   considerthis
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 6:56 am

   I’m callin Nurse Bimbo as winner of the Jun Song award. The award is bestowed upon the house guest that gains the most weight while in the house. A silver chalis full of twinkies covered in sugar, whip cream and chocolate sauce will be hers for the taking! Everytime Shane denies she runs for the pies….

   Shane was dreamin of Carmen Electra(‘s brother).

   Boogie is not only a whore but a greedy whore at that! He keeps the six grand and gives the struggling student and lively lez the remainder of the cash. Genital wart removal ain’t cheap – I guess!

   Why do coaches get to win things but never have to be punished and where do they sleep? If they are in the game and have a team then they should have to be subjected to what thier team goes thru! Get them out of the game.

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   Clap
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 7:17 am

   I just realized that if the coaches aren’t sent back in the game, then we should be at jury already… Oy.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 8:21 am

   @Itchy, if Joe does get eliminated, I hope the other hamsters yell at him about what a horrible, sucky, pathetic ass kisser he was and that cooking terrible diner food doesn’t equate to victory. I wonder if Chenital Warts will ask him how his head feels after getting headbutted four times.

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   RTVfan
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 8:33 am

   I forgot to watch last night. I didn’t miss it, just plain forgot. As a super BB fan, I think that’s a testament to how sucky this season is. I only half-ass follow the feeds too, although I’m stepping up a little more now. Where has my enthusiasm gone?? I won’t even think this show is underway until they get their manufactured/totally fixed/manipulated “twist” out of the way once and for all. Oh!!! Since I missed the show, did they announce the results of the vote (that counts for nothing *ahem*)?

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   itchy
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 8:58 am

   No, they’re probably saving the results for the live show. Janelle needs a few extra days to learn how to act “surprised”.

   At least she’s toned it down on the semen lips.

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   Poochini109
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 10:04 am

   Maybe Shane will get a job in gay porn after the show, like Steven did a few seasons back.

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   BarBelle
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 1:22 pm

   The “If you like it, spread it” below the pic of Janelle on page 4 was perfect placement!

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   itchy
   Posted July 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm

   Everytime I see that “If you like it, spread it” thing, I giggle. Every single time.

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    mommacolt
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    ” I wonder if she dreamt last night of being looked down on by a fifty something year old Jessica Fletcher lookalike that dresses like a member of Menudo. ”

    Spit the water I was drinking all over my monitor and people came running into my office thinking I was having a stroek or something….Ha ha ha ha hahahahahah..

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    juddfan
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    wow, did all that happen . . . I must be sleeping while these are on, I swear . . . it’s all so dim! I do die inside everytime chef shouts and boogie does anything at all. He is sooooo gross . . . what was he, a worm in a previous life . . . perhaps a tape worm, or a maggot! So anyway, if some of what you so awesomely described happened after either of those events, I guess, no wonder!

    I think they extended that vote coz the “no”s were overwhelming, not that it matters . . .

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    Scott
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Britney worked snapper last nite in the coaches competition the last 15 seconds like a porn star

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    Scott
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    Britney worked that snapper last nite in the coaches competition the last 15 seconds like a porn star

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    Robinez
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Ahh..That was fun. Thanks Flip.

    Did I miss something? Did Janelle lose a competition and they made her wear that outfit?

    TC, Robin

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    brzysmom12
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Is that Eddie Munster all grown up on the first page, 3rd pic down?

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    tvlover
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Am I the only one who thought the tongue challenge was extremely crude!? Really uncomfortable and awkward, in my opinion.

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    msjacqmills
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 8:03 am

    I was looking so forward to this season, but it just suuuuckks.

    The recaps, as always, keep me entertained though.