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Thursday, July 19, 2012
10:49 pm
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Tagged: big brother, fruit loops, funny, Hantz, janelle, julie chen, mike boogie, parody, recap, terrible show, TV, tvgasm
Anyway, Boogie thinks it’s harder to play this game as a coach, although it’s probably harder to play it when, A) you don’t have the smartest player ever in the game to carry you to the end, and B) you’re constantly in danger of breaking your hip.
It’s not even fair to make fun of him at this point.
Finally, it’s time to vote. Frank gives his speech and does some platitudes about how nice it’s been to meet everyone, and then declares that Willie is a bully and that “bullying is not okay in this house OR outside.” Wow, this has turned into a wonderful It Gets Better video, but for idiots. Kara gives her speech, and it’s really boring, until the last sentence when she says, “Just remember that someone on your team has made a final deal with the person you’re voting for.” I don’t even know what this means. It suggests there’s some deeper shit going on in the house that we’re not clued in on, but it’s more likely just Kara not knowing how to get the proper words from her brain to her mouth.
Voting! Danielle votes Frank out, because she’s on a team with Kara. Shane also votes Frank out, because he’s with Willie. Joe votes to evict Kara, because he hates Willie. Ian votes out Kara, because he’s on a team with Frank. This is all very predictable. We go to commercial with a 2-2 tie so far, and a graphic on the bottom helpfully tells us that @lftl on Twitter doesn’t want Frank to be evicted. THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, CBS!
Back from commercials, JoJo votes to evict Frank. Jenn votes to evict Kara. Wil also votes to evict Kara, probably because Janelle wants Dan out of the game. Ashley can either make it a tie or send Kara home, and she sends Kara home. Bye, Kara! Poor Dan is totally fucked right now. Maybe he shouldn’t have picked a bunch of dumb girls for his team?
Julie: “By a vote of 5 to 3, Kara, you are…. Kara?”
Kara: “Huh? Oh, sorry. Did you guys see all the mirrors on the walls?”
Outside with Julie, we have a predictably boring interview with Kara and Julie. Kara basically knows she was evicted because Dan is so scary to everyone else. Julie plays Kara’s goodbye messages, and they’re VERY creepy. Joe screams at her, “You got the looks but you ain’t got the game. You gotta be willin’ to go deep, get in the mud, play around, roll in the sand. You look good, go back to modelin’.” Kara looks disgusted at this, as she should. But then Shane shows up and says he’s going to miss “those long legs that were so inviting to everyone,” which is something only serial killers should say. Kara looks thrilled at this, because Shane is cute and Joe is not, so therefore Shane can be as creepy as he wants! Yay, shallow people!
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Re: The burglar: I knew they’d find a way to get Jesse back in the house.
I’m hearing that everyone is making it look like Willie is homophobic but that if you watched Big Brother Afterdark thats not the case. I’m not sure the whole Willie “talking” like Wil is that bad (I’m gay myself). I mean just ealier in the eposide he was jumping around with Wil. Believe me if someone is homophobic they would not be doing that and I dont get that vibe from Willie.
I’m sorry but Shane is creepy, there is just something off with him.
Julie…wow that outfit is horrible and I really hope you can blame it on someone else!
Im actually really likign Jo-Jo for some reason and wish they would show her more.
Actually, watching the feeds it was pretty crazy. Who was going home at any given time basically depended on who Ashley had spoken to last.
Did Russellv2.0 run in the bushes to cry (like Rachel) when he gave up that key to Stank?
Great comments on Grandpa Booger. So pathetic with those t-shirts.
Unless his “mockery” was heavily edited, I didn’t see it as homophobic at all. I thought he was only pointing out that Wil said he was tired of the game already and needed a 24-hour break (and how stupid of a comment it was to make in the BB house). I think he totally got thrown under the bus by almost everyone. He was actually trying to orchestrate something and then people started blabbing half truths. I really wanted Wil to get HOH, and I just hope that Willie doesn’t leave yet.
Looks like the Chebot is ready for baby 2.0! Maternity ware is always a fashion disaster!
Based on what was aired, I didn’t think that Willie was making fun of Wil, either. Frank seemed to be over Willie’s BS (fighting to keep him in the house, despite nominating him) and found a convenient excuse to put some distance between them, while creating dissention with the others.
I can’t wait for the rest of the house to realize that Joe is the equivalent of last year’s Shelly. He’s an asshole that needs to tone down the screaming in the diary room.
I didn’t mind the gross display with Boogie and Frank, considering that Frank went from the outhouse to the penthouse over the course of the hour. I like Frank, but it seems to me his only real move this week is to nominate Danielle and Willie. You either eliminate Dan’s team (whatever the result of that may be) or you possibly eliminate your biggest threat. Plus, if you nominate Danielle, she has no ally that will use the POV on her.
Did anyone notice after Kara was eliminated how pissed Dan looked? How, as a coach, you pick the worst team when you have the 4th and 5th picks? Dan has no one to blame but himself and I don’t understand why he wouldn’t choose others. As I mentioned in other postings, I can’t wait to hear what Dan has to say about his awful choices and how those awful choices destroyed his chances for the $100K.
As much as the argument between Frank/Willie was, one of my more favorite arguments had to be Kristen/Rachel two seasons ago after the HOH competition in the boxing ring. The imagery, the yelling, it jelled so perfectly! I may have to Youtube that once I get home.
jesse has some of the most gay photos on the internet..lets hope he does’nt show up..!!!
Joe isn’t just a screamer in the DR – he is one of those people who’s natural speaking voice is loud and crass. But you know he’s going to be a jackass the moment you see it – his hair, chinstripe and fashion announce it before he opens his yap. Did anyone else wonder why he was wearing his chef shirt for the live show? Somehow I think he mistakenly thinks he’s on Top Chef. He has the Top Chef fauxhawk.
I’m so torn about Frank winning HOH – as much as I love that it pisses Willie off, anything that makes Boogie happy is annoying. And I am so glad you commented on his shirt. How lame that this guy has an entire wardrobe of shout out shirts. He really truly is pathetic.
Oh yes, Jojo’s shaping up to be a great one — if only the show would let us see what she does. But I can already name three reasons why I like watching her. If that helps.
I’m pretty intolerant of intolerance. That said, Willie was in no way making fun of Wil for being gay, only for being an idiot with a voice ripped off from a John Waters movie.
The weirdest thing about Willie is his facial hair — it’s like it grows an inch every hour. So how come he shaves the rest of his body but not that?
It’s going to suck when the vets are released into the game. The only hope is if the new kids gang up against them. But I’m sure production will make sure that doesn’t happen.
A trend is developing in television of putting tweets at the bottom of the screen, and this annoys the crap out of me. It’s done constantly throughout Deadliest Catch and has caused me to quit that show altogether. It’s very distracting and the tweets are ALWAYS just mindless comments by random people such as “I love Captain Sig” and “I hope they catch a lot of crab.” At least Big Brother confined them to only certain short segments of the show, but I don’t like where this is headed.
Although I’m upset my beloved Dan is limping along team-wise, I was still happy to see Kara go. She was soooo boring. With Frank in the game it keeps things interesting. And Willie has only himself to blame for this mess, he should never have nominated him after their pact.
But no fear everyone – Willie isn’t going anywhere. The producers want him to be Russell Hantz 2.0 – reappearances are already booked for future BB’s, LOL.
@Crankyguy – THANKS so much for saying that about Tweets on TV. HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT If I wanted to know what @OmahaBob thoughts were on the nominations I would go to my laptop/phone etc and seek him out! I watch TV to watch TV.
I haven’t watched the load of crap known as “Big Brother” in about 10 years (geez, has this thing been on that long?), but after skimming through this recap, I may have to tune in. I can’t believe that the Chill Town (just writing that makes me cringe) co-douchebag Boogie is back trying to get on TV again. From the pictures, it looks like he’s morphed into the real version of the dancing little old man in those Six Flags commercials.
LOL Gilty – he IS that Six Flags guy!!
Oh and the reference to Chill Town North was about Boogie getting his coaches suite upstairs. Blecch… Chill Town references need to end.
itchy- they wouldn’t let Willie shave for continuity sakes, he has been complaining about how he wants to shave and if he didn’t want to shave he’d have gone on Survivor. lol
This writer is the best reviewer of the whole group BY FAR. Thank GOD.
I’m usually reading the live feed updates but haven’t done much of that so far this year. So I don’t really know what the happenings are there, but I would think the coach twist would be that once a coach’s entire team is eliminated, the coach is then released into the game to play for him/herself. I think, based on the show, that the houseguests are thinking that if they get rid of the team, the coach goes home, so they will go after teams. When in reality it will have the opposite effect, which would probably make the game more interesting. It just seems so confusing to have all these twists year after year. I am longing for a season where it’s all new players and their personalities play out over the weeks, rather than being led into roles by producers machinations.
To add to what I said above, I think Dan probably suspected this was a possible twist from the start, which is why he chose a weak team. Based on that possible twist, it would be in the houseguest’s best interests to keep a team intact, because it would take that much longer for the coach to be released into individual play. And would force that coach to continue coaching their team and not concentrate on their own game. Does any of this make sense lol? My coffee hasn’t kicked in yet.
I’ve been thinking the same thing, RTVfan. Although I’d prefer it if the coaches left the game altogether and just the rest of the hamsters play the damn game.
@Itchy, @RTVfan; I think that you guys have a fair complaint if Dan, Janelle, Boogie, or Britney win this game. I kind of like the coaches twist, and the coaching competitions, but if the coaches do get back in the game and find a way to win, I will never want to see a returning player again, kind of like Survivor. If the coaches do come back in the game at Week 4, I hope Danielle is evicted this week so that Dan cannot get back in the game (although I think Chenbot and the Interns will find a way to keep him around).
Fruit Loop Burn – I can’t even type that without laughing.
I’ve realized that Boogie reminds me of Dennis The Menace, AARP style. Those T-shirts are sad.
My daughter asked “Why is Mr. Bean on Big Brother?” when she saw old man boogie. If his hair was darker, he really does look like him! Every time he speaks, STFU always seems to come out of my mouth! Willie is the classic HOH whose power went straight to his head and thought he was going to run this show until the end. It didn’t seem like he even considered he wasn’t going to be HOH after this week. BUT I would take this Hantz over the other any day on my TV.
Thanks for the great recap! Looking at that Boogie pic, I didn’t think it was possible he could become even more unattractive, but he has.