Britney and her gimp, Shane, are next with speed mind control. Ian, to his credit, knows that putting Frank up isn’t a good move because he will def have a chance to play for Veto. Backdooring is the key. Shane hears that term and gets a boner. Brit doesn’t wanna hear it and brow beats Ian into putting Frank up now alongside that huge threat, Mobile Spray Tan, who looks like her blood is way over the oxy limit. Frank can beat him up, but Britney can suck out his soul, so he’s gonna listen to her against his better judgment.
There’s still a bit of time left, so Mobile Spray Tan rushes in, stands around staring at the walls, and then giggles “I don’t have anything to say.” Just say “Obviously, I’m not articulate” over and over, cuz it’s the best thing I’ve heard all year. Ian pats her on the head and sends her to the chopping block.
Chef Yell is next. Ian is stressing hard now. “You gonna screw me over? If so, you’re going up against Frank, you know that!?!?” Joe mutters “Yes, sir!” HAHAH!! Poor Chef. Even Ian feels powerful against that looza. The veto is played, and, of course, Frank wins. He rages through the house calling everyone dumb again, and then tells us that he’s been up five times and not gone home five times. His wording is careful, of course, because one of those times he was blatantly saved by Grodner. Still, though, you gotta hand it to the guy. He deserves credit. Also, soap and a decent conditioner, now that we’re handing him things.
Frank shouts at Ian some more, because Ian is a total puppet and does whatever people tell him to. It was ok when he was a puppet doing what Boogie told him to do. That was different, cuz they were BOTH puppets for Boogie and two puppets make a right…or something.
Ian tells us, as seriously as possible, that “as a Big Brother expert, I saw this coming.” LOL! This kid’s a nut, and I love him for it. Not only strippers and d-bags can be delusional twits. Nerds can be just as blindly arrogant as anyone else, albeit with generally longer armpit hair on average.
Frank, still raging from his win, calls Ian to talk privately in that “I’m gonna beat your ass senseless, NERD” voice. Ian blindly follows. Frank wants him to put Chef Yell up against Mobile Spray and make everyone vote to keep Mobile Ho. Um….why would they? Cuz they all listen to Ian! Actually, no. They don’t. I don’t know where you heard that.
Voting time. Frank is still raging, shouting that they should all vote for Mobile to stay because she deserves it more than Chef. HAHAH!! Because….he doesn’t give a reason. Just cuz, ok? She’s the first girl to make out with him without the use of rohypnol, does that count for NOTHING?