The HOH competition is getting balls into holes. I could go on for ten pages about it, but why? Basically, Frank has to go up against each HG individually and take them out one by one. Dan is the first out, and Brit is pissed that she’s gonna have to rely on herself when she’s not really known for being good at..stuff. The most exciting part of the comp for me was when Chef Yell put his hand down his pants.
Frank takes every single one of them out and wins HOH! He deserves it. And a gift certificate to Fantastic Sams. Why is that never included? After a fake smile, a high five, and a request not to be the Have Not, Brit rolls her eyes and tells us that she doesn’t know why anyone else is even playing. They should just chill in the kitchen, eat pizza, and wait for him to show up with the gold necklace. Heheh. And this would be different than your normal strategy how ?
As winner, he gets to choose the sole have not for the week. He takes Dan, who’s face will get even more skeletal now. It’s getting hard to look at him. Dan reminds us that this is his first time ever being on slop! Damn! Is that true? No wonder he’s been so nice. Prepare to watch him completely unravel. YAAAAY!!!!
Brit makes her way up to HOH to talk to Frank. He says that he’s not forgetting that she screwed him over like two hours ago, but Dan is his target so she can chill. Wanna make out? She throws up in the HOH wastebasket and says that getting Dan out will be good for her game. Pandora’s Box time!
Frank reads cue cards really badly about how opening the box might open his game to more producer manipulation, but of course, he opens it anyway. He gets three thousand bucks, but he has to be locked in the room for an hour. With Jessie? Or maybe with Boobs Rachel sobbing about people being mean to her? ALONE? WTF? NO FAAAAAIR!!!!
Downstairs, the other HGs get to play a new game. Remember those balls? No, not the ones Chef was just scratching. The ones in the claw machine. Well, there’s a golden ball in there, and it’s a second veto for the week! Balls are all over the backyard. Some have coins. Every time they find a coin, they get a shot at the ball machine. Dan is scared shitless and trying to get all he can, which leads Britney to call him greedy and selfish. Um, you remember that you just betrayed him to save your own ass, right?
She’s a hypocrite, but she’s not wrong. Dan is acting aggressive and d-baggy, and it’s fun watching him crack finally. He asks Ian the state of the gold ball and Ian won’t give him an answer. Dan now thinks Ian is double talking him and trying to trick him. Man, Ian is fucking up a lot in one episode. He’s toast unless he…he WINS! He gets the veto! Frank wants to talk to him the second he finds out. If he promises to keep Ian off the block, will Ian promise not to use the veto on Dan? In stammers a non response, which pisses Frank off again. IAN!!! It’s been kinda good to see the nerd rise up, but right now I want someone to run in and slam him into a locker. What a dumbass. So now Frank mistrusts him more AND Dan mistrusts him. All in a day’s work!