Big Brother Recap: The Triumphantly Shiny Return of Jeff

15 Comments

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   Pikey578
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:18 am

   I usually hate the filler family portions but absolutely loved Joe’s wife and kids! His wife is funny and would have been so much more entertaining on the show than Joe has been. And the insights into his yelling in the DR were priceless! The kids have their DNA from their mom, definitely! And his son’s comment about getting his dad to shave was great.

   Glad to see Wil gone – I found him to be a whiner and not entertaining at all.

   Again, who is Jenn?

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   mere2142
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 5:48 am

   At first I was a little surprise at Frank asking Ashly to make out on the couch but in hindsight I shouldn’t have been shocked at it work. It reminded me of the HIMYM episode with the naked man.

   Either one could have left tonight and it would have been fine. Can we put Joe’s kid in the game? The one who wants him to shave the tampon string on his chin? I wanna see the kid harass Grandpa Boogies for the rest of the season.

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   Smango
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 5:49 am

   Reading ‘Grandpa Keebler’ made me spit coffee all over my laptop. The ‘check if Grandpa is breathing’ pic was pretty freakin hilarious, as well. Great recap!!

   Anyone else think Joe’s wife bears a slight resemblance to Chelsea Handler?

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   jsacks4
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 6:17 am

   I think, hope, they are his step-kids. They call him Joe and I think he said he was married for 8 years.

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   J-Mo
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 9:04 am

   Little Gino Gorga, and now Li’l ShoutyChef Jr…. PLEASE people, we NEED to give more to the Stop Fauxhawking Your Children Fund™! Awesome recap, Danny! You’re rapidly becoming one of my favorites here!

   love, J-Mo

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   anniedawg25
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 11:04 am

   Danny this recap was hilarious…at first I didn’t think the ep was that bad, then you showed me the light and made me realize how shitty it was!, and how shitty BB is! Freakin funny!

   Wil was ok…he made me laugh but that’s about it. Good point about them wanting to break up the amazingly powerful Zeus like team of ashley frank and will. Wow, great strategy, morons.

   And JMo I will gladly donate to that fund….

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   alice
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 1:28 pm

   ashley is starting to look like a tease……………..one minute she shoving her self down frank mouth and then playing with ian…time to get rid of boogie woogie man……….

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   Mister_Dangerous
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:43 pm

   I think Wil was channeling the Village People with the hat.

   I enjoyed the episode primarily because Joe didn’t get the boot.

   Whoever wins the veto needs to put Frank and Boogie up.

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   fancyface
   Posted August 17, 2012 at 6:49 pm

   OMG I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THAT FELL IN LOVE WITH THE MCSHOUTERTONS! How awesome was Joe’s family?!? I also think that vinette was the best part of the season so far. They had me @ “I’M SARAH…I’M JOE’S WIFE!!” Although..when they first came on I was confused because the younger lady was really pretty, so I was like maybe he has a beautiful sister but when she introduced herself as his wife I was STUNNED! Then add her awesomeness to the equation & I was super confused. But then she said ‘He’s so hot’ and then i said ‘Ah ha! She’s losing her eye sight!’ I have to give it up to shouty…he has a GORGEOUS family AND they can bring the snark?! I fell in love with his son when he asked us to convince him to cut the soul patch! Now, if only we could do something about his fauxhawk! Have we ever seen a family seg that awesome?

   Anyhoo….WTF was the purpose of JEFF’S ass being there? THE most spectacularly stupid segment ever! Seriously! What was the deal with that b.s? And who gives a fuck about him & his little sister Jordan? UGH

   BYE WILL! I had such high hopes for you going in. How can the genius behind The Wil show & the ‘crouton crouton’ spoof be such a let down? How did getting Janelle out work out for ya?

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    lavenderincense
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Joe’s family segment was the best since Season6 when Ivette’s mother and girlfriend both trashed Ivette and talked about how much they loved Janelle.

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    CynTV
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 2:31 am

    “Check to see if Grandpa’s breathing” – that and the photograph of Boogie made me laugh so hard I almost dropped my laptop! Thank you – I can’t sleep and I needed that. You write a great recap.

    I would LOVE to see a Tvgasm recappers Big Brother. JMo and Flipit in the BB house?? PRICELESS.

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    CynTV
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 2:32 am

    Oh – and many, many thanks for the photo of a muscular, wet Jeff. Just the way I like him. With his mouth shut.

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    atcmurph
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 6:50 am

    Joe’s speech made me so uncomfortable I muted the TV.

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    (J)ustPeachy
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I had to stop at “CHECK IF GRANDPA’S BREATHING.”
    OMG, I am dying laughing over here, tears and all.
    Your captions are killing me, and I love it!

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    (J)ustPeachy
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Okay, I’m done reading, and now my stomach hurts.