Previously on Big Brother:
Dan showed off a large collection of Jesus-y shirts,

Janelle wore a jacket made of our razor blades in case slimy ass Boogie tried to hug her,

and Willie tried to lead a revolution against, well, he didn’t know, exactly. The important thing is that he called a meeting and yelled a lot and stuff. Then he got in a fight with Frank/Richard Carrot Top Simmons about cereal…or something. Oh yeah. And the Playmate left. I forgot about her til I saw her picture right now. I still can’t remember her well, but boy does she have pretty hair.

You must have been on the wrong cereal’s side.
We open with Frank doing his crazy hard blink and me getting super uncomfortable.

I’m not sure about the nickname I have for Frank, but it’s sure as shit nicer than the one Big Brother has for him. Frank Unemployed. Rude much BB?
Willie is all butt hurt that he went from top to bottom overnight. It all started with him making horrifying, bigoted gay slurs!! Call GLAAD! If Willie isn’t forced to make an anti bullying vlog for Trevor Project by the end of all this I’m protesting! WAHWAHWAAAH! Come on. I’m not suggesting that he’s not a dumb redneck who probs would make a gay slur, but he didn’t last epi. He did a pretty decent impression of Wil with one L’s grating helium voice. If anyone is hurting the gay movement, it’s One L’s wardrobe.

Wonder Woman has sent an email to Big Brother requesting her bracelet back. So she can gay bash you with it.
Dan decides to turn boo into boobies by using his second loss in a row as an excuse to hold his last remaining bimbo in his arms.

….and the one before her.
Dan shout talks in the Diary Room about how much like poker Big Brother is. And then he tries to poke her again.

God you feel good. I’ll try to make this as immaculate as possible.
Poor Boogie is still walking around in his Where’s Will? shirt and his Jessica Fletcher face.

On the phone with his cell provider changing his cell phone number, I’d guess.
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Flipit, why aren’t you recapping PR10!
Oh and Sorry to poach in on your BB recap…. But WTF! I miss you.
See what I meant when I said “OMG!” in my e-mail.
Now that Allison Grodner’s had her editing fun, I can speak about what I saw that night. It was a bit different, of course. I will be brief.
The night of the “rampage”, Hantz didn’t get really mad until he was shut out by EVERYONE. Britney would not let up on him about how it was all his fault that JoJo and Shane were have-nots. She said they were screwed. They have lost $500.000 too, because of him. He said he was going to make it right by them. He went to the DR. They would NOT let him in. He tried and tried. ACCESS DENIED. That wouldn’t be GREAT TV. Upstairs they were watching him and laughing, waiting for him to blow. Chef said he’s probably dying for a smoke and he hid all the nicotine patches. More laughter. They said this is just what they had hoped for. Then Hantz came up and said what he did and left. They all laughed again. Boogie quiping: “Calling Dr. Zachary!” suggesting they may need to call the BB doc when Hantz punches someone. Chef said not to worry. He and Frank can take him. LOL’s again. Then Hantz moves his stuff into the have-not room and goes back to the kitchen. This is when we get blacked out.
By the way, when Willie went by Janelle, he threw pork rinds at her… and Chef told everyone that Hantz head butted him twice.
Afterwards, BB let them all have a pizza party, even the have-nots got to eat it too. They all thanked Willie for it and Chef too, for taking the head-butts.
“I’m not a fake person. I hate when people use that as an excuse to be assholes. Be fake. Please. Just be fake. If we weren’t all fake we’d just be running each other over and sticking forks in each other’s eyes. It’s called CIVILITY.”
Dear Flipit, this damn near made me pee myself I was laughing so hard…I have my fork and I’m ready to use it! Tonight my sister, who is in her 50′s, showed up with her troll boyfriend who she knows I hate to see my new home. They were not invited and they did not call ahead. After a couple hours they finally left..only to return after midnight drunk as skunks to sleep at my house so they did not have to drive the 100 miles home. I am now trapped upstairs in my bedroom sucking my thumb and rocking myself into a coma of sanity. You may have just saved a troll’s life!!
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Since I am blathering on about family, I must comment that when I was a little girl my great grandmother did not have teeth and when she spoke she sounded just like Charlie Browns teacher. She scared the living shit out of me LOL
PS, you might want to check CNN in the morning, you may see my wild eyed mug shot
Maybe I missed something, but Britney was acting like a little bitch. She tried to get everyone away from Willie but then sat there and had her petty argument with him. She was acting like she was a princess and the best thing to ever come into the Big Brother house. Then, after Willie went all wacko (or the Hantz came out) she acted like Willie had personally assaulted her. Why was she crying? Her shoulder was not shoved (the new passive aggressive form of a head butt) and she did not have pork rinds tossed at her.
I don’t get why people weren’t more upset with Chef for also using ‘faggot’ as a hateful slang insult. Chef tossed it right back like it was an insult he uses all the time. He should have been a bigger person and walked away, but he just had to poke the bear.
Willie’s meltdown even sucked (although head butting Shelly Part 2 was awesome!) Can Chima Symone come back and teach a class on how to get kicked out of the BB house in a truly spectacular way! Hopefully, this will retire the Hantz family from reality shows, CBS or A&E or otherwise!
Someone actually slept with Boogie and allowed him to procreate??? Was she a willing partner? And I bet it was not the woman he so publicly proposed to during the aftershow of one of his other painful appearances on BB. Whatever happened to her?
Also… I’m confused. What exactly was Willie so angry about? Not getting to be HOH the whole season? People not liking him? (He should be used to that.) That he didn’t have enough shorts packed so he had to walk around shirtless? What an asshat. I don’t understand idiots who call people names then get all puffed up when someone returns fire. It’s like Willie’s ability to interact with others stopped progressing when he was seven.
My favorite moment was Boogie falling off the balance beam because of the weight of his own ego. Trying to pat himself on the back before pressing the button was monumentally stupid.
Vanilla Lice! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
I don’t get Brittany. Whatever happened to keeping the most divisive/obnoxious player in the house to the end so that if you are in the final two with him/her, you would get all the votes. That strategy has been around since the beginning of time (or beginning of Surivivor which to me is the beginning of time that matters.) Brittany should have played that card with the others and had at least a small chance of saving her team. Morons!!!
@cattyfan, Boogie is quite the ladies man, from what I understand, and even his public disclosure of genital warts does not seem to have cramped his style. Even Evel Dick was bragging about having to fight off women after he became famous on Big Brother. I think his exact words were, “I can’t believe how much pussy I have thrown my way.”
crankyguy…I’m sure men like Boogie and ED would never lie about women wanting them. Geez…the old guy in the jorts from a few seasons back probably thinks he’s a hot ticket, too.
I love this show. Those idiots all scurring around after Will walked into loudass was priceless.
Shane is the biggest pu$$y on this show. He was crying about being on pudding and pork rindes.
whaaaa ” I’m gonna lose 10lbs now” whaaaaaaa. What a cry baby. can someone PLEASE cut that one bang he has, it drives me crazy!! I hope Jojo gets out and gets on a better team and I hope Shane and Brit go away for the way they handled this.
RIP Willie’s perfect bod.
Well Catty if you were begging /paying for some tail before the show and now you have a couple of desperate women throwing themselves at you then you too would think that you were getting a monstrous amount of ass. When really you’ve just caught up to the average Joe.
I knew Willie was going to self destruct. He was paranoi-ing the whole time and was just gaming all day and night IN THE FIRST WEEK. Idiot. If he had one brain cell, he should have gone to Frank the minute that Frank won HOH and made a secret alliance with him, since these morons wouldn’t have figured that out.
On a side note: Why has Janelle never had her freakishly weird nose fixed? She would look SO much better without that big front cartilage thing hanging there.
Yes…I suppose singular breathing desperate woman seems like a boon compared to a blow-up doll.
Is it me, or does Willie have a lazy eye? After eviction, when they converted his wall pic to B&W, it looked like Willie’s left eye was looking straight ahead, and his right eye looking at the floor.
Also Booger stepping off the balance beam was priceless. What a jackass!
@cattyfan, not convinced, eh? When inexperienced, virginal Ian needs advice on how to reel in hot blonde spray-tanner/S&M porn actress, Ashley Iocco, where does he turn? To the master himself, Mr. Mike Boogie, that’s who. And what a wise choice it was, since under Boogie’s expert tutelage, Ian, in no time at all, will have his very own raging case of genital warts to see Dr. Will about.
@catty – you bring up a good point. What was that girl’s name that he proposed to? All I remember is that she cried…ALOT.
My dvr didn’t tape this episode though I’m fairly certain Flipit’s recap was more enjoyable than the episode itself!
So Much Game in So Little Time!!! It is exhausting…
If we’re calling Jojo HoHo, can we just start calling Ian Twinkie?
According to some folks who watch the live feeds, we didn’t see 1/2 of what happened on air last night. They are saying Willie went up and started kicking the HOH door hard, screaming at everyone. He also started yelling the C-word at Janelle and actually did headbutt Joe, not once, but 4 times. DSome crazy sheeeeet happening in that house! Maybe next season they will have teams and Willie can be teamed sith Chima and that kid who held a knife to someone’s throat “as a joke” that one season!
@Poochini109, Janelle is the c-word, so a stopped watch is at least right twice a day.
Shane is a cyclops if his slitty eyes get any closer. Love the magenta tank though – HAWT! Wow he is also schizo and he promises to use the veto then dosen’t then hates Willie then loves Willie. Won’t miss him a bit.
Be careful Janelle – Karma’s gonna come a callin. Jumping sides to accomodate the flavor of the week will eventually endear you to nobody and soon enough your mediorce team will fail.
Again with only one player WHY is Dan throwing challenges? He has no interest in protecting his naughty nurse nor would even consider trading her for a backyard beachball (which would be a huge upgrade). Either he needs the stupid slapped (or head butted) out of him OR he has been tipped off to some change in the game.
hmmm . . . I guess I picked a good weekend to not read the feeds, as I didn’t see that one coming, well . . . I knew Willie was Hantz toast sooner or later. What is it? Is it the redneck thing? I just don’t understand how those Hantz’s can’t STFU or get out of their own way. Not that I would like being hated by everyone, but jeeeze . . . he coulda had Ho-Ho . . . what an idiot! And how did I miss the F word . . . I think violent displays make me leave my body, and I just missed it, and no, did not care to rewind either. Oh well, guess we won’t get to see if any hair was going to grow back on his weirdly smooth body . . . and good-bye to eye candy. He may be an idiot, but I could have watched him pillow hump for longer. You called that one Flip, WTH with all the pillow protectors, did he always expect at any moment to be kicked in the balls! Guess he’ll be living in the dumpster with the other dis-owned Hantz . . . .sigh . . .
I heart Wil, one L . . . I want to see more of him. BB hear my pleas . . . . I’m also liking Ho-Ho with the rest of you.
Now I must go to the boards and read what happened!!!
Oh, now wait a minute . . . that DR with douche bag one and two made me so violently ill, that must of been what made me turn away and vomit and miss all the remaining details .. . . yeah . . . that’s it!
I think Dan’s been clued in on the twist that has to happen (especially now that they’re down an extra player). Because it’s inevitable that they’ll have to release the coaches, or at least some of the coaches, into the game.
The editing doesn’t really explain why everyone turned against Willie — but I’m glad he’s out and here’s hoping CBS will learn a lesson and retire that awful Hantz family from reality television forever.
Meanwhile, I’m losing all respect for Janelle. She was a great player in the past because she was an underdog. But now she seems to have become head mean girl. Here’s hoping she gets her comeuppance too. And will someone PLEASE wipe that semen off her lips?
Speaking of which…. Does anyone buy the Shane-Danielle showmance? That guy is gayer than One-L.
I finally gave up and Googled it. It was Krista who was the unfortunate recipient of Mike’s attentions during Season 2. (I can’t stand calling a grown man “Boogie.” That’s something you name a dog.)
I have no recollection of her at all. Apparently she came to her senses and broke it off.
Also, I don’t think he was saying “faggots”… Hard to know, since he mouth was blurred.
I thought he was calling people in the house “pussies.”
I think it was pussies or it might have been cunts (I’m pretty sure they said cunts on the live feed forums) .
@Itchy….1. Maybe you’d gain a little respect back for Janelle if you knew how horrible that cunt Britney & her clan talked about her after turning on her for NO REASON! Britney does not know how to play this game & is paranoid as hell which caused her to believe Janelle was going to turn on her but that wasn’t the case. Now because she thought she wanted to work with Dan, Britney has called Janelle a bad mother and a whore to say the least and that skank HoHo joined in! Regardless of what perceived slight they think she has done…that shit is NOT ok. So I don’t blame Janelle for treating the the way that she is. I would’ve called the assholes out if I were her. (hopefully since this isn’t a spoiler I haven’t broken the no feed talk rule, but I felt the need to defend the buxom blonde
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2. OMG THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one in America who thought Shane is gay! From the moment he opened his mouth I suspected that he was but since I didn’t see anyone else speculating about it, I assumed my non existent gaydar wasn’t working.
Michael K (from Dlisted) says Janelle has a Mr. Potatohead nose.
Krista – that’s it. Thank you catty! I googled it as well and found some article about how she dumped him because he didn’t want to do the Amazing Race with her.
I hope this episode is on demand because I kinda want to see another Hantz get his due!
Any guy who does this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/idch/ExhibitA.gif
is most definitely gay.
I also have serious problems with Janelle for leaving her seventh-month old baby for two months. I realize Big Brother is sort of Janelle’s only job. But still.
In Mike Boogie’s case, however, I think his kid is better off.
@facncyface, Janelle is simply a blond version of Rachel, but at least Rachel can be retired because Grodner engineered her victory.
All right, as promised, I’m copying the comment I made on the Glass House here. Maybe others agree with me?
I’m going to throw this out there… Glass House is better than Big Brother after all. Maybe it’s the fact that none of the players are “returning” players, or maybe it’s actually because there’s only one episode per week, so it really does seem as if things happen… as opposed to the bullshit storylines Big Brother is required to string together in order to pad three episodes per week.
More than that, they actually seemed to have made an effort to recruit fairly intelligent, somewhat articulate and generally mature people — hell, even the playboy bunny “bimbo” on this show seems brighter than the smartest person on Big Brother (whoever that would be). And they’ve made it a point of getting rid of the idiots early on.
I’m even coming around to the “Amurrica votes” idea — it shakes things up, keeps people from getting complacent, and provides a definite slap in the face of bullying types.
Apparently, as was explained on the feeds, Willie did headbutt Joe four (four!!!) times, but that wasn’t shown for whatever reason. He also threw pork rinds at Janelle.
Honestly, it’s a little pathetic. Just as things weren’t going his way, he threw a hissy fit. Funny thing is, if he had gotten nominated and evicted (which is part of the game, by the way… just a memo for Willie), Allison Grodner would have found a way to put him back in the game.
I want to keep track of Shane after Big Brother, me and my friend want to know what he comes out eventually. There is no way that guy hasnt been with a guy, he tries too hard with the ladies!
@Deguy123: I’m with you about Shane being a closet gay. I also think since his house-flipping business is in the toilet, he will go the Steven Daigle way and have a porn “career” (and I use that term so very loosely). Or, he might go the way of Nick (Danielle Donato’s original showmance in Season 8 and get caught on DudesNude), or go the way of BB5 winner Drew and beat the shit out of his male “roommate.” Except in the case of Cowboy Steven who was out on the show, I think the BB ratio of showmance to closet gay is fairly high.
If I had a 7 month old baby with a loving husband & a good family support system & I had the opportunity to possibly make 100k or more within 2 months OR even get all the opportunities bb affords their most popular players (paying publicity gigs, mag deals, product endorsements, etc) I would ABSOLUTELY take that opportunity. Janelle has played this game twice and came very close each time and has been afforded some success after leaving the game, so I’m sure in her mind she has a damn good chance of winning this time. Taking that opportunity does not a bad mother make.
Does a mom that travels for work even though she has small kids incur the same wrath? Does a dad that is constantly gone from home catch the same flack? I am so over the whole bad mother thing being brought up by people in these circumstances. She’s not a single mom with no one to take care of her child while she’s WORKING (because, yes, regardless of how we may view the show, for her this is work), that’s leaving her child with strangers. She has a husband and a family that are completely capable of taking care of her child.
IDC if it’s Janelle or any other woman, that crap burns my hide! It pissed me off with Libra (& I couldn’t stand her) and every other mother with young children that is looked down upon for taking an opportunity that could change their family’s lives. It’s 2012 people! Us womenfolk can go out and chase dreams when we have kids just like the menfolk and it’s ok for a DAD to actually take care of HIS child while the mom is away…you know, like us MOMS often do. Please! Hate her all you want, but the bad mother thing is ridic in my opinion!
Sign…A one time single mom who did it all by her got damn self & now enjoys the luxury of traveling for work on the weekends while my husband looks after HIS kids.
P.S @Derek…BITE YOUR TONGUE!
Although I am one of the few die hard Rachel fans…Janelle>Rachel even though Rach actually won! Janelle is stealth..Rachel is emotions. Love em both but very diff players. I wasn’t a big Janey fan during all-stars (she totally kicked ass in s6) because of the way she let IllTown play her when she is such a better player than that, so some of her shine in my eyes had dimmed, but my complete hatred of the way Britney
doesn’t know how toplays the game has put me back in her camp for now. I’m sure she’ll fuck up soon but for now she’s good. The whole playing with Boogie thing however, has her on a slippery slope!Also…Willie is bat shit crazy! I agree, but I felt sorry for him during that episode. I think you can make it known that you are no longer playing the game with someone without completely ostricizing that person the way his team did. I could not STAND Ronnie & did take some pleasure when the house turned on him, but I even felt sorry for that ass whipe when no one was talking to him too. I think that’s a bit much. They had his back up until he lost the power, they stuck with him when he was losing his shit on people while he was HOH, they even voted with him when they knew others wouldn’t, but as soon as he loses power they treated him like the plague. It had to be hurtful to have everybody turn their back on him so quickly and to the point where they wouldn’t even TALK to him. Could you imagine how he must’ve felt. And that little clip of the ‘talk’ he was having with Britney was one of many & it was much, much worse than what they showed. She spent the week belittling him & talking to him like he’s a child without letting him get a word in edgewise. Talk about kicking a paranoid schizo when he’s down…..HATE!
Now, he was dumb enough to throw it away instead of actually playing the game & I was sooo looking forward to him being miserable on the block & having arguments for no reason so I’m a little bummed that he went out like that but only because his level of bat shit craziness was going to make a helluva game!
Agrees Itchy. 7 months is pretty early to leave your baby for two months…for a game…that you are in even in line to win…that you’ve never won…
Glass House was definitely good this week. You can talk game but they don’t know who’s leaving until America makes the choice.
Well, we’ll have to disagree, fancyface. For what it’s worth, I think it’s pretty slimy for anyone, male or female, to leave their babies behind for a chance at reality tv whoredom. Once the kids are older, old enough to understand, it’s not such a big deal. But at that age? Sorry. A baby needs at least its mother and preferably the father too.
And I’m speaking as a father who took the lion’s share of raising our kids when they were babies (because I work at home), including a two-year stretch when my wife went back to school and was away from home for part of each week. My youngest was 18 mos at the start of it, my oldest was almost three, and let me tell you, they both found it pretty difficult — and probably are still dealing with certain issues because of it, 10 years later. And she was still home every weekend.
So yeah. I can understand that Janelle is reaching for that brass ring. But she ought to have thought about that before she’d started having babies. She just seems kind of slimy now. Which was probably not her goal when she signed on to BB again.
I suppose I’m down on her because of the mean girl game she’s playing this time out too.
I agree with both points. A woman traveling for work should not be judged for doing so, especially if she has a strong familial support system in place so the children feel security and stability. Children are adaptable and resilient. I would hate to think a child is irreversibly scarred for life because their mom had to be away for a month or so when they were less than a year old.
On the other hand, leaving your child in order to gamble at a CHANCE to earn money is a horse of a different color. Poor decision, indeed.
Fancyface, loving HARD your womens lib comments..and agreed 100%!
Men never get any flak for going on business trips or focusing on their career FOR THEIR FAMILIES…but when a woman does it, her parenting always comes into question….grrrrrrrr.!
@sweetblondie, maybe that’s because most people (okay, I’m ASSUMING most people, but what do I know) think infants need mothering a lot more than they need fathering.
Itchy…Good on ya for taking the lions share…but I couldn’t disagree more.
In fact, I think it’s MORE appropriate to leave your 7 mo old for two months because the truth is, they wouldn’t even miss you if the other familymembers are taking great care of them…but try to explain to an 7 yr old why you’re going away and leaving them for 2 months!
Also…how are people supposed to know the future and what POSSIBLE opportunties they MIGHT have before having kids?????
Hey crankguy…
I can see why people might assume that…but having had a few babies myself, I can tell you that they just need love and affection and plenty of it…from anyone, and everyone!
Of course the mother-child bond is important…equally important as the father-child bond…but my point is that when a mother decides to leave the nest temporarity to advance her career, her parenting skills and frankley, her character comes into question..not so when a father does it.
I’m just agreeing with the double standard that fancyface pointed out.
Okay, admittedly there are far far worse things that can happen to a child than their mother going on a reality television show for a couple of months. And Janelle’s kids are going to grow up in the shadow of her famewhoritis anyway.
I have nothing against mothers traveling on business trips, by the way. Like I said, I take on the biggest part of raising our kids because my wife’s schedule is a hell of a lot busier than mine. So this isn’t a male chauvinism thing.
Besides, the infant period is pretty fucking magical. Why would anyone want to miss out on that? A week or so, sure. But two months?
Besides, if I were Janelle’s kid, I’d rather suck on her nipples than on a bottle’s. They’re both made of silicone, of course. But I imagine Janelle’s tits are softer.
I vote my mother should go take an opportunity for the family if needed. It is modern times & two incomes are often needed and sometimes the job requires travel out of town/state/country. Look at our military.
@sweetblondie agree 100% 7 months old is much easier then when a child is older. There are many families that have to adjust while a parent is working away from home for a period of time. It teaches all to pull together & provide for the children & each other. If my husband was a T&T parent then I would have second thoughts about leaving but otherwise just do what needs to get done. Crock
Even if Janey doesn’t win it, once you make it to the jury house, you start accumulating some serious cash. Two months without your baby for the opportunity of earning enough money to be able to not work for the next year and stay home with baby? I’d go for it.
Joe was an instigating SOB when it came to Willie! Why get up in his grill at all? His family must be oh so impressed! We have ( family) a REALLY hard time watching the Big Brother after dark when SLOPPY JOE is eating! No manners and all we can hear is his food sloshing around! Close your chompers big boy!
I was brought up to chew with my mouth closed!
One would think after watching yourself on tv you would be a bit more aware of what you do. Move the mic when you eat.
Sorry! It’s a distraction for a lot of people!
I talk to Hayden on twitter and he’s on the same thinking path that the coaches will start playing Thursday!
Idk how I feel. They have already won $500, 000.
I’m thinking the coaches will get to play but only for $100,000 meaning no coaches will go home because they will no longer be coaches.
Bye Frank!