The shirt’s sad enough, but the next scene is Boogie and Richard Simmons in the DR imitating those sessions Boogie and Will used to have in the DR.
Boogie: Hey, Frank. The HGs complain about your terrible b.o. and your split ends and your hard blink, and yet here you are. What do you think happened?
Richard Simmons: Well, Boogie, I teamed my b.o. up with your hideous old goblin lady face and together we blinded the HGs with sadness so strong that they were putty in our hands.
Janelle hunts Britney down to tell her how hard Willie sucks. Brit cry/whines about how sad it all is, and Janelle tells us that she can’t partner up with someone who can’t control her players. In her defense, they’re not as horny and stupid as the last person she controlled was.
Janelle doesn’t do all her talking behind Brit’s back, though. She says flat out “you really fucked up.” HAHAH. Yes, yes she did. Butby setting Willie off, she also made this season 100 percent more interesting than it has any right to be this early in the game so YAY her. Brit worries that she will pay the ultimate price for her mistake. She will be beheaded.
Dan, in need of another saline hug, goes to his last remaining bimbo and tells her to go befriend Janelle so that she has a shot of staying. Nurse Bimbo nods vacantly and tells us that she’ll do whatever he says. Her plan is to float to the end. Feminism is losing some serious points this season.
HoHo finds Richard Simmons in the pantry to awkwardly apologize for voting against him. She doesn’t, however, apologize to television’s The Nanny for stealing her wardrobe.
Fran Drescher is waiting for her apology.
She says she’s “loyal person”, which would probably be super reassuring to Simmons if she hadn’t been loyal to someone other than him. He just chews with his mouth open and tells her not to worry about it. She tells us that she thinks she can work her magic with Simmons and convince him to stay away from her….”in a good way.” Love it.
Who wants to see Richard Simmon’s HOH room? Me neither. Who wants to see Willie’s odd hairless body? Me too!
The turkey neck juxtaposed with the pre pubescent body is creeping me out.
Willie doesn’t wanna see the stupid HOH room either, and “I’m not a fake person.” I hate when people use that as an excuse to be assholes. Be fake. Please. Just be fake. If we weren’t all fake we’d just be running each other over and sticking forks in each other’s eyes. It’s called CIVILITY.