The Have Nots get pudding and pork rinds, so basically they win my pantry. Ian’s excited, so I’m on the same page as Ian. Which is horrifying.
Dramatic BOOOONG!!! Uh oh some shit’s about to go down. Willie tries to make nice with HoHo, and Brit makes her walk away and ignore him. “He’s dead to us.” LOL. Um, your team’s your team. Just make an effort and hope his bullying can get you somewhere. Willie’s all pissy in the kitchen, complaining that he’s sensing attitude. Britney comes in and bitches at him some more about taking his team down. He runs upstairs to the HOH room, presumably to embarrass his team more. This makes me like him. Everyone sees him on the TV and Janelle runs away. HAHAH. Unfortunately, he goes in to tell the kiss asses in the HOH that they shouldn’t blame his team for his behavior. So now I don’t like him again. That was fast. Be a dick or be a pussy, but don’t be both. It’s creepy.
HoHo is whispering to Bimbo Nurse, and I think it’s about something sexy. Or itchy. Ugh. I don’t wanna see this.
HoHo’s bitching about Willie, of course. Nurse Bimbo is super awkward, like HoHo’s the one picking at her gina. Willie comes in and HoHo tells him she can’t associate witch ‘im. Willie stays calm, and when she leaves him alone, he paces back and forth in the have not room like an ape while scary music plays. He paces into the kitchen, where his team mates go silent. Shane leaves, and he says he’s never seen so many pussies in his whole life. Britney tells him to simma down. “You can’t act like this in your real life.” He puffs up his chest and snarls “Oh, ah do!” HAHAH!! No one is prouder than an ignorant hick. You have to be nice to them though cuz they have all the guns.
Loud Ass Chef comes in for a drink. Willie is still snarling about everyone being a pussy, then he says “bunch of faggots” as Chef passes. Chef says “Only faggot I see here is you.” Week 2 and we’re already in faggot land. God bless Amerka. Willie jumps out of his chair and sprints after the Chef, shouting “Whatchoo say? WHATCHOO SAY?!?” He gets in Chef’s face, which for some reason leads Ian into the opening number from Dreamgirls.
Wilie’s shouting “HIT ME! HIT ME! HIT ME!” like on of those assholes riding his bike in my lane when I’m trying to drive like a civilized human being. He doesn’t hit Willie, so Willie shoulder shoves Chef in the chest, which leads Chef to check to see if his nose is bleeding. LOL. If this show ever made any kind of sense I wouldn’t even know what to do with it.
Ow my foot!