Chef says that Willie head butted him. I rewound like four times and didn’t see it. Trust me, if I had I would have gif’ed that shit, cuz if anyone needs a butt in the head it’s that loud ass Chef dude. Big Brother calls Willie into the back bedroom. Janelle follows him, saying it’s their house too. He swats behind him at her face. JEEZE! Do you know how much that thing cost? Have some respect for plastic surgery! And women!
The rest of the HGs hug and cry about the trauma they just suffered. HAHAH. I love this fucking show. Willie does his ape pace around the house, ignoring BB. One L convinces the group he’s with to hide in the closet until the threat is gone, which is just history repeating itself. Big blow to the gays, tonight. Big blow.
Big Brother yells through the intercom for Willie to get his hot waxed ass into the DR room NOW. And….he’s escorted into the black van they’ve kept Chima locked up in all these years. GirlDick finds Britney crying and gives her a hug. Score one for the gays tonight! SCORE! Totally evened out One L’s closet trauma.
Grodner calls everyone into the living room and tells them that Willie was sent packing and she is doing her best to get one of Russell’s cousins twice removed to come into the game. Britney isn’t sure whether to be sad or happy, but she’s already crying so she just sticks with that. Ian says that Willie’s exit was the least dignified in BB history. Just to clarify, Ian is the dignified guy in this pic:
Shane is, inexplicably, upset that Willie is gone. You were mad that he was messing up your game, and now you’re mad that he’s not. Shhhh Shane. Just shhhh. Stay almost pretty. Chef says in the DR that he prays to Jesus that Willie finds peace. Thankfully, a level headed Christian. Who calls people faggot. Talk about having some shitty people on your team.
Jesus just shed a single tear of pride.
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