Boardwalk Empire Recap: Don’t Go To War Without an Army

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By vallegirl | Thursday, November 15, 2012 | 9:24 am | 8 Comments
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This offer is met with a resound round of WTF faces from the assembled. Arnold starts to speak in circles that they all came down to AC out of respect for their dealings with Nucky and out of concern for his health but they really just wish him well. Nucky starts hearing the tinnitus, again, but that could be from trying to decipher Arnoldese with a concussion and asks what he means. What did he tell them. Arnold’s gone mute and turns to Meyer who tells Nucky that Arnold just told them that doing business with Nucky is more trouble than it’s worth.

Nucky tells Arnold that he’s letting emotions get in the way of his common sense. Arnold replies “Bitch, please,” but it sounds like “Have you known that to be a habit of mine?” then rounds up the boys to head back to NYC in the middle of the night since they won’t be staying. As they file out of the office and Nucky’s getting more desperate and whiny as he tells Arnold he will not forget this, a drum starts playing on the soundtrack.

Scene shifts to Gyp’s crew on the beach, loading up the trucks. Something catches Tonino and some random’s eye and they’re dumbstruck for a moment. Point of view shifts to Gyp. Wearing that hat like he’s a giant Napoleon, all proud of being a real general with his new hat.

He’s wearing a tricorn hat? Must be the third Thursday.

How such a buffoon can still be so frightening is some kind of entertainment alchemy between the writing, directing and acting because it’s all so over the top. I spend as much time shaking my head at Gyp’s ridiculousness as I do biting my lip over what awful thing he’ll do next. I think what’s happening to Nucky is called the chickens coming home to roost. Sucks to be Nuck. And while I’ve had a lot of sympathy for Margaret in the past, and still find her on average one of the few “good” people on Boardwalk Empire, she’s been working my last nerve with her sighing self-pity. It’s not like she didn’t know Nucky was a liar a cheat and a criminal in the first season. Her motivations may be completely human but most humans are annoying. On the plus side…Richard!

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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 6:27 am

    Amen Valle—I was so happy this season to see Richard in the VFW Hall and interacting with people who are accepting of him. Granted it started with the hookers first but this is nice–teasing, accepting and kindness is why my beloved Richard needs. These are good folks.
    And question– the red-head in the scene–am I crazy (prolly) but is she the girl in the Wendy’s comercials??????
    back to reading

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 6:47 am

    Awesome recap Valle!!!!!

    I am forever loving how this show forces me to look at scenes beyond the actors on the screen. Its the room decor, costumes, something that has intrigued me from day one–the glassware. OMGL-does everyone have the same crystal?? Love it. Gillian’s necklace last week?? Its so much like a tiny one inch lavelierre (sp??) that my great-aunt wore and left to me.

    I am in agreement that chickens are coming home to roost. And we will see some unhappy chickens.
    It will be Eli and June unscathed–I love them and wish also that we would get more of them on scene. I hope the writers dont pull the “Margaret gets pregnant by Owen and hids her pregnancy and gives the baby to June to raise” story line.
    I think my beloved Richard will get the call from Nucky to bring his sniper skills to the war with Gyp and as a reward will help Richard get Tommy away from Gillian. Julia, Richard and Tommy–nice. I think Julia knows he works in Gillian’s “house” does she???

    Bobby Cannavale–another slow clap– he is amazing. Like you I am laughing and shielding my eyes each week. I hope we get more of his family soon. Henpecked and emasculated in his little tenement apartment.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 7:03 am

    @hot cawfee… I definately think we are leading up to Margaret being preggers.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    jeepers–my cap-code is hobby-horse!!!!

    I think its the universe telling us she is prego!!!!!!
    There are some ways they can play it–she can jump into bed with Nucky and play the old “I almost lost you !! Lets try again!!!” after the fact scenario.

  5. 5
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    Soooooo, Margaret’s son…no longer a serial killer?!

  6. 6
    Rebecca
    Posted November 17, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    Off topic, but I missed “Boardwalk Empire” last Sunday…
    … Because I was watching Bobby Cannavale (Gyp Rossetti) LIVE ON STAGE in “Glengarry Glen Ross”…. and he was BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

  7. 7
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 18, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Hot Cawfee, I didn’t notice it but per tumblr, the girl at the dance is, in fact, the new Wendy’s girl. And I just found out that my niece went to school with Sheriff Jerry!

    Classy, I sincerely hope that the whole women’s rights storyline doesn’t boil down to Margaret getting knocked up by Owen but fear that’s probably where it’s going. And if that is where it’s going it will be the worst head fake ever. She started this season with so much promise and actually having a normal friendship outside of her marriage but all roads led back to Owen. Blerg.

    Plockeness – I don’t know if Teddy’s a serial killer, but that boy ain’t right. Nothing good will come of an unchecked Teddy.

    And Rebecca…I hate you. Nothing personal but the jealousy that you got to see Cannavale live and in Glengarry Glen Ross of all things is just too bitter to process right now. Who knew that when he started bubbling up again as Louis the pissed off clown in Modern Family he’d take over TV.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:46 am

    WEll Valle– that is where we are going !!! OMG– Richard has a new hat–a fedora like a dad would wear and …omg–I cannot wait to watch the past few epeiosed again–its going off the rails!!!!!!!!

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