The Amish Meatballs run back in to ride the mechanical bull in an empty restaurant. Afterwards, Jeremiah heads to the girls’ room to apologize for being ugly to them, but they’re way too gone to understand. Kate realizes that Jeremiah only said that to keep open his chances of getting into Sabrina’s pants.
More horror movie shots as Sabrina tells us that Kate woke her in the wee hours of the morning with a flip camera in her face talking about monsters and having conniptions on the bed. Kate, though, tells us that Jeremiah and Sabrina are fascinated with witchcraft. Well, that explains why she’s named “Sabrina”. As Kate interviews about the creepy dealings with Sabrina and Jeremiah, the producers question her about her weird behavior during the night. Kate feigns ignorance and says their revelations are scaring her.
She’s either possessed or she’s playing air banjo.
Sabrina and Jeremiah get together to move Kate into the boys’ room and the boys in with Sabrina and Rebecca. Jeremiah asks Sabrina if she remembers getting wasted the night before. He says she chugged a mug of booze then fell face down on the bed snoring. Then, Kate started to tear up laughing and said that Sabrina would be out for a while. Kate apparently refused to drink anything of which Sabrina was partaking, so they believe she put the voodoo into her glass.
Abe and Rebecca come home to discover that they are now supposed to fear Kate. Kate cries to the producers that she doesn’t have a clue what they’re talking about. Kate comes home to find everyone in her room. The first thing she wants to do is have a one-on-one with Sabrina to figure out what happened the night before. Kate starts to flip out on Jeremiah so badly that they have to use subtitles. Rebecca tries to keep her distance from this whole scene, which is right where I would be if I were her. This all stinks to high heaven. Kate books it for the stairwell in hopes of losing the camera guys, who film it all in a Blair Witch Project manner.
I don’t know about anyone else, but this episode confused the living shit out of me. I’m not completely sure what happened. I don’t know if it was poor editing or clever editing. Either way, my mind is blown.
Next week, Sabrina meets her dad, Abe talks to Momma about proposal, and Rebecca and Abe think Jeremiah and Sabrina are playing Kate.
This is turning out to be like Amish Jersey Shore, except there’s more raunchiness and excitement on this show than the current season of Jersey Shore. What a snoozefest what with them getting all mature (for them) on us!
Until next week, my loves!
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