Breaking Amish Recap: Hell’s (Wedding) Bells

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By Sugarbush | Monday, November 5, 2012 | 10:00 pm | 12 Comments
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Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final episode.  Oh noooo, it’s not.  They are going to make us endure a 2-hour finale next week. 

We begin with Jeremiah giving us a sob story about his mom shunning him.  Well, I wonder why.  How long as this guy been shunned, legit? 

We are told it’s been 30 days since they left NYC and returned home.  Sabrina tells us that her family told her that she needs to be more conservative with her dress.  She says that they were nicer to her, because it turns out they were lying about the trashcan thing.  Her adoption was completely normal and formal.  She blames her parents for not allowing her to meet her bio grandma before she got sick.  Her bio grandma gave her parents a box filled with memories from when she was a part of their family.  Sabrina’s angry with them, because they didn’t show it to her before now. 

Is that screwed up what her real parents told her?  Of course it is!  However, Sabrina needs to reserve her judgment here.  Her real/adoptive parents still took her in and raised her.  They gave her a decent life.  Was she Mennonite?  Yep.  Is that such a horrible thing?  Nope.  She could have grown up on the streets, etc.  I have no idea what happened to her growing up, but dude.  Honestly.  It’s not easy being a bio parent, I can only imagine how difficult it is being an adoptive parent.  You have these added hurdles of telling your child where they came from, why, etc.  Should they know?  When should we tell them?  Do you let them hear from their bio parents?  

Jeremiah comes to the door and we see a sweet painting on the wall behind Sabrina.  Supposedly, he got her address from some mutual friends and she feels sufficiently stalked.  I guess she’s got NYC confused with Vegas, because she thinks what happens in NY stays in NY.  They pretend that they weren’t aware of one another’s role in the upcoming nuptials. 

Surprise – it’s the guy you boned in NYC!

Sabrina asks about the bachelor party and seems to think that real life bachelor parties are like the movie Bachelor Party.  Jeremiah wants to give Abe the party he wish he’d had been given, despite the fact that he’s already aware that Abe despises strip clubs (supposedly).

Kate is in NY and goes out on a date with a guy who thinks shirt buttons are purely ornamental.  They met at a club where he told her he was an accountant.  Apparently, he lied and he just “does accounting stuff sometimes”.  He’s trying to get her wasted, it seems, and he asks her if she was a blonde when they met.  Then he asks her how much she weighs.  WTF?  This is the worst dater on the planet.  He clearly thinks he’s a catch and is definitely high on coke. 

I keep waiting for him to do the double guns at her.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    alice
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    looks like someone……….is a Mennonite slut …lots like Sabrina needed a bedwarmer in newyork and now after leaving she has another bedwarmer and this one is ready to kill anyone who touches he’s slut..
    now its going to be time for a fake wedding….and afterward a fake honeymoon…abe bangs his wife for the first time “again”..they’ll need a babysitter to care for their real child..in this show kate seemed normal..that hotel their staying in got me to wondering…..who’s paying for all this..oprah???
    theres too much money being tossed around…kate pays for dinner for her moncho man date??? what??

  2. 2
    eyediosmio eyediosmio
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 7:23 am

    For some of these kids, they have major PK syndrome (the pastor’s kid who wants to rebel, but does so VERY badly). Jeremiah is a sleaze.

  3. 3
    ellemenop
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 9:27 am

    “Kate is in NY and goes out on a date with a guy who thinks shirt buttons are purely ornamental.” — hahaha! that almost made me spit coffee on my laptop. that guy was a bigger tool than jeremiah. at least jeremiah is upfront about what a douche he is. this dude, just … wtf? and WHY did kate pay?! i get that she’s trying not to let him think she “owes” him anything, but, jesus, just LEAVE. if he thinks you owe him anything, too bad for him!

    harry the third is yet another dumbass. and he sounds like someone who will beat the shit out of his girlfriends, with his control freak issues. it seems like abe is the only “nice guy” on this show, even if he is a prude and can be a little judgmental. at least he remembers what rebecca looks like and isn’t threatening to kick her ex’s ass.

    tlc probably didn’t even have to pay for that suite. we get free rooms at harrah’s, caesar’s and showboat like every single months. my in-laws live in atlantic city, so we go down there a lot and when our friends use my husband’s points card to play like $3000 at the craps tables, we keep getting comped for rooms, lol. except no one should ever stay at harrah’s, because it is DISGUSTING. i’m not sure which one they stayed at, but the shots of ac had me cracking up because they made it look so clean and nice. hilarious!

    it does suck that they had the party with stuff rebecca could do, but then, there’s very little you can do for someone underage who is getting married. i’ve seen stuff like purse designing parties, but eh. short of a house party, it’s not fun for a bachelorette. when i got married my sister was 17, so i couldn’t invite her to my bachelorette party, which sucked. i guess at least they got the boardwalk embarrassment the next day. all i want to know is WHY wasn’t i around their filming here or when they were in AC? why?! why do i never get to see all the freakshows?! my life is so unfair.

    man, i can’t wait to see this final episode. though, like you, i also hope is the very last.

  4. 4
    mere2142
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 9:40 am

    I thought Abe wanted to be a pilot?

    So in the 30 days since NYC, Sabrina has managed to find and fall madly in love with Mush Mouth? Could that conversation between the two of them be any stranger? It’s sad that I think Jeremiah is actually a few steps above Harry the Turd!

    Great friends – let’s plan a party for Abe and Rebecca with all of the things they hate/can’t do. Way to go.

    And Kate saying her date was being disrespectful as compared to their meeting in the club? Really? I didn’t see any disrespect, just a dude looking for a free meal.

  5. 5
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 10:45 am

    Uhhh…not really comfortable with someone being called a slut because they slept with some guy twice…especially since she had been married before and isn’t expected to be a happy little virgin.

  6. 6
    ellemenop
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    agreed. i don’t really like the term slut anyway. it’s almost ALWAYS used to refer only to women, when men are often much more promiscuous. it’s bs.

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    I’m starting to think this series is a Rorschach test.

  8. 8
    rebecca pressley
    Posted November 7, 2012 at 7:40 am

    I adopted my stepson when he was 5 years old, his birth mother left the little boy when he was 2 years old because “a child just didnt fit into her lifestyle”. Anway, he is 18 years old now, he knows all about the bio mom and has NO desire to see her or talk to her. She lives in Texas and we are in NC, so that is a good thing I guess. OH, she also owes my husband and the child $13,000 in back child support.

  9. 9
    rebecca pressley
    Posted November 8, 2012 at 6:04 am

    dont mean to sound mean, but Abe reminds of a little retarded boy that looks much older then he is

  10. 10
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 5:56 am

    Sugarbush, Sugarbush, are you OK?? What happened to our recaps?

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Hey– am I crazy or did I see a promo of a new Amish based reality show—-its called Amish Mafia

  12. 12
    labowner
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/amish-mafia/about-the-show/about-the-show.htm

    Here you are Hot

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