Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final episode. Oh noooo, it’s not. They are going to make us endure a 2-hour finale next week.
We begin with Jeremiah giving us a sob story about his mom shunning him. Well, I wonder why. How long as this guy been shunned, legit?
We are told it’s been 30 days since they left NYC and returned home. Sabrina tells us that her family told her that she needs to be more conservative with her dress. She says that they were nicer to her, because it turns out they were lying about the trashcan thing. Her adoption was completely normal and formal. She blames her parents for not allowing her to meet her bio grandma before she got sick. Her bio grandma gave her parents a box filled with memories from when she was a part of their family. Sabrina’s angry with them, because they didn’t show it to her before now.
Is that screwed up what her real parents told her? Of course it is! However, Sabrina needs to reserve her judgment here. Her real/adoptive parents still took her in and raised her. They gave her a decent life. Was she Mennonite? Yep. Is that such a horrible thing? Nope. She could have grown up on the streets, etc. I have no idea what happened to her growing up, but dude. Honestly. It’s not easy being a bio parent, I can only imagine how difficult it is being an adoptive parent. You have these added hurdles of telling your child where they came from, why, etc. Should they know? When should we tell them? Do you let them hear from their bio parents?
Jeremiah comes to the door and we see a sweet painting on the wall behind Sabrina. Supposedly, he got her address from some mutual friends and she feels sufficiently stalked. I guess she’s got NYC confused with Vegas, because she thinks what happens in NY stays in NY. They pretend that they weren’t aware of one another’s role in the upcoming nuptials.
Surprise – it’s the guy you boned in NYC!
Sabrina asks about the bachelor party and seems to think that real life bachelor parties are like the movie Bachelor Party. Jeremiah wants to give Abe the party he wish he’d had been given, despite the fact that he’s already aware that Abe despises strip clubs (supposedly).
Kate is in NY and goes out on a date with a guy who thinks shirt buttons are purely ornamental. They met at a club where he told her he was an accountant. Apparently, he lied and he just “does accounting stuff sometimes”. He’s trying to get her wasted, it seems, and he asks her if she was a blonde when they met. Then he asks her how much she weighs. WTF? This is the worst dater on the planet. He clearly thinks he’s a catch and is definitely high on coke.
I keep waiting for him to do the double guns at her.