Poor little Kate learns the realities of the dating scene and then he lets her pay. Bad move, Kate. I learned that the hard way. You offer to pay for a date with a dickweed like him, he’ll expect you to pay forever. Not that he deserves another date, but if you’re desperate like I was in my dating years, that’s what happens.
Abe goes to get his ears pierced as a symbol of NOT being Amish. He first needs to know that he’s not getting his homo ear done…is that still a “thing”? The earrings are super-tiny, but still Rebecca wants to ensure he doesn’t wear them to their wedding. Well, dear, they have to stay in for 6 weeks. Too bad.
Someone knocks at Sabrina’s door. His name is “Harry the Third”. Oooookaaaay. He’s not Mennonite, he’s Baptist. Oh, goody. I’d rather date a Mennonite, for sure. He is wearing a signature tool t-shirt and thinks it’s very nice of Rebecca to ask Sabrina to be maid of honor. Apparently, Harry the Third doesn’t know how to open his mouth when he talks and doesn’t like that Jeremiah came by to see Sabrina. He’s Mr. Jealous Pants as he harps on the Jeremiah issue.
It’s like reverse ventriloquism.
Jeremiah can’t understand why he’s not getting more nooky out of Sabrina since they left NY. They head out for gelato where he tells her that he was excited to see her. She glares at him, because he has the audacity to not know that she has a boyfriend even though she never told him. She cries to us that he is out of control in believing they have a romance just because they had sex twice. Her cold shoulder should have been good enough for him instead of having her actually use words to express this to him. She has met Harry the Turd and he’s fantastic. Yes, that is clear. Harry is a class act. Anyone who refuses to move their lips when they talk is beyond trustworthy.
Just because Harry the Eighth looks like this when he’s talking doesn’t mean he’s not amazing!!!
I hate that Sabrina’s behavior is making me feel bad for Jeremiah, because I think Jeremiah is a scuzzball. She kept asking him to move to Lancaster because “they’re friends”, but he thought it was because she had feelings for him. He cries that she messed with his mind in his head, but she can’t be responsible for him reading things into things that aren’t things. Then he tells her that they’ll plan this party in Atlantic City, but after that it’s over.
…I have no idea what just happened.
You don’t want to date me?! Fine! We’re through! I’m breaking up with you!
Over in Atlantic City, Rebecca is wise enough to worry about whatever Jeremiah is planning for their bachelor parties. “Somehow” they manage to afford a suite at a hotel. By “they” I mean “TLC”. Kate is the last to arrive and she is extremely forgiving after all the bullcrap pulled by Sabrina and Jeremiah. They go gambling, which is pure evil. Rebecca can’t go into the casinos or bars, which makes it lame that the plans for this whole night out didn’t involve the bride and groom. Gee, Sabrina and Jeremiah are like the greatest friends on the planet.