We come back right where we left off with Kate in the stairwell freaking out to some Hannibal Lecter piano music. The producers finally tell us that there’s no evidence to support Sabrina’s claims. That’s nice. Then why would you ask Kate the questions you asked her last week? Oh, I guess that it wasn’t at all set up by the producers.
Rebecca doesn’t agree with what is happening to Kate and Abe feels that no one in the United States should be treated that way. I guess he’s OK with this happening to someone in another country, just not the US.
Rebecca and Abe are both being honest with Kate, letting her know everything they know and that they did believe the story before hearing from her. They think it’s a scheme to have Sabrina and Jeremiah sleep in the same room. Rebecca reveals that only two nights have they seen Sabrina and Jeremiah sleeping in their room and Kate hasn’t seen them there at all. They want to know what the hell is up with all of that.
They leave to find out what is going on when they spy Jeremiah waiting outside their room like JP in Grandma’s Boy.
How did they see me?
Now it’s all coming out! This is what TLC has been trying to tell us. But, the funny thing is that obviously they are pretty incompetent if they didn’t do their background checks on these kids. Jeremiah pulls Abe aside speaking Pennsylvania Dutch about some secrets. Right now, it seems to be something between Sabrina and Jeremiah and an “other thing”.
Abe tells us that the truth is that Jeremiah and Sabrina had sex and the reason Abe doesn’t say anything is that Jeremiah knows things about Abe and Rebecca. Abe tells Rebecca about Jeremiah’s threats, so Rebecca tracks down Jeremiah and tells him to back off. Everyone starts speaking Dutch as if there are no translators on hand.
Jeremiah tells us that Abe and Rebecca have known each other for a long time now. Oh yeah, these are all really the secrets, I’m sure. So, Kate takes this opportunity to confront Sabrina about saying she put something in Sabrina’s drink. Sabrina swears she didn’t even say that, but previous footage proves otherwise.
Kate wants to know if what Sabrina said even happened. Sabrina says it did, because she said that she heard the flip cam close and Kate going back to her bed and wouldn’t answer Sabrina’s questions. Yep, that sounds like she didn’t at all make up that Kate was standing over her with a flip cam talking about scary monsters. Sounds as legit as this entire show.
Well, they just cleared up absolutely nothing. Thanks, TLC.
This is me every time I watch this show.
Abe and Rebecca head out to Coney Island where Abe is going to propose. They pretend to have never seen the ocean or touched sand. They go to a swimwear store where Abe tries on a Speedo and no amount of bleach or liquor will ever be able to erase that from my mind.