Rebecca looks adorable in a bikini, which makes Abe want to propose to her immediately. This further confirms that male hornballness is natural and not a result of the environment in which they are raised.
Abe wanders off beneath a boardwalk to write “Will u marry me?” in the sand. He couldn’t remember how to spell “marry”, so the producers spell it out for him.
He takes her to the boardwalk where she can see the writing and drops to his knee. She said “yes” and she loves the ring. I hope he wraps that stump before they hump, now. Eeewwww.
Kate heads to her agency to see the product of her test shoot. The agency is going to put her up in a models’ apartment. They’re putting her on a 30-day trial. She’s a little scared of diving head first into that living situation, which means she must not realize that living in a cramped apartment with 20 other females who haven’t eaten in a month is going to be way more dramatic than where she’s been lately.
Sign here and your soul will officially be ours.
Rebecca and Abe announce to the others that they’re engaged and Kate seems genuinely happy while Sabrina is a little iffy.
Sabrina is now on her way to meet her birth father. She recounts the dumpster story and still wants to have a relationship with him. She approaches a dude who looks like a current or ex drug addict, which tells me the dumpster thing is true. He asks if she would like to meet her grandma. The poor old lady is bedridden and cries when she meets Sabrina. She shows such genuine affection for Sabrina, but her dad never sheds a tear. She wanted to meet Sabrina before she died. They tell her that her mom was a great person and loved her a lot. There are pictures of her all over the place that had been sent to them by her real parents. I’m so confused. Can you really love someone you leave in a dumpster.
I’m here, Abuela. Shall I pull the plug now?
So, now she’s angry with her real parents, because they were communicating with her birth parents without her knowledge. Are you serious? This girl needs to get a grip. Now, I wasn’t adopted, so I don’t know what that’s like. But, you have got to realize that your parents took you in and loved you and cared for you and had the decency to allow your birth family to see you grow. They didn’t have to do that, after them leaving you IN A DUMPSTER! Ungrateful turd.
They found the dumpster where Sabrina was left by her loving parents.
Abe packs up and heads home to tell his family his plans to marry Rebecca. Momma is still crocheting the same piece. Abe’s mom is none to happy to hear that Abe has proposed to Rebecca. The reason? Rebecca is married to an Amish man. The boy’s mom told Abe’s mom that Rebecca is her daughter-in-law. Ouch. Abe is taken aback and his mom tells him that if he marries her, he can’t come back and resume the Amish life. I think I’d be willing to drop Rebecca to come back to Cousin Creepy, Momma, and his sister, the female version of Artie Lange. That looks like a fun group.