Breaking Amish Recap: L is for Lies

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By Sugarbush | Monday, October 22, 2012 | 1:46 pm | 25 Comments
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Abe returns to NY to confront Rebecca about being married.  He throws it out there immediately and Rebecca admits to having been married before.  Like a cornered animal, she lashes out at him for asking her about it.  Apparently, she’s now divorced.  That what she says, anyway.  Because she’s been married before, Abe has to make a decision between marrying Rebecca and going back to being Amish. 

Kate, Sabrina, Jeremiah, and Rebecca are cooking dinner.  What?  Jeremiah is helping?  That’s weird.  Kate says that she’s learned that she was Jeremiah’s cock blocker and that was the problem with Sabrina.  Now she knows and they can move forward. 

Abe turns to Jeremiah about this new revelation with Rebecca.  Jeremiah tells us that he’s divorced and that the only way they can remarry is if their former spouse dies.  So, you’re just telling is that entire first episode with you and your fiancee is a shame.  Jeremiah is acting all high and mighty about this, which is funny.

Sabrina is upset and on Rebecca’s side.  Meanwhile, Kate understands Abe’s upset.  I don’t get why anyone would side with a person who didn’t tell their significant other that they were married before.  Mr. Sugarbush was once a Mr. Horrible Bitch before we met.  But, I knew that when we first met.  Had he not told me?  Yeah, I’d have been pretty pissed off to find that out from my mom. 

This is what guilt looks like.

Over dinner, everyone realizes they have a major decision to make.  Jeremiah says that he joined the church when he was 16 and has been back and forth since.  Sabrina says that when/if she goes back, she’ll be bombarded with glares and hatemail.  They all realize they’ll be alone with a support system if they leave the community. 

Sabrina tells us that it would be easier to go back to the Mennonites, because she wouldn’t be judged and would be supported.  That’s sweet coming from the girl who acts as though her real parents were assholes for taking her in and saving her from the dumpster.

Next week, we see what happens when they all go back home.

So, are you still as confused as I am?  This week just gave us more fragmented information and was completely useless.

Until next week, Gasmii!

Love,

Sugarbush xoxo

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Sugarbush
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Hi, there!  About me...well, let's see.  I like to think of myself as an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in a mystery.  Sometimes my personality doesn't even reconcile in my own head.  I'm a really caring and sensitive person, but I have a dark, dry, sarcastic sense of humor which tends gives the impression that I have no soul.  I am married to a great guy who shares my sense of humor and we have a son who, both fortunately and unfortunately, has his mother's personality.   I'm an independent contractor who works from home and keeps the kid all day, everyday.  I've loved to write my whole life and have big, never-to-be-achieved dreams of one day writing a book.  My favorite past time is laughing, which is what brought me to this site.  I can laugh at almost anything, so beware.

25 Comments

  1. 1
    alice
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    seriously tlc????????????? now they’re fakeing it while fakeing it..soooo Rebecca was once married and because another guy popped her open before abe then abe is upset but really is married to her in real life..so is that mom really abe mommy or a actor waiting for a better role..and to make things worst tlc is still pretending that this is real..i would think one more show and should end…

  2. 2
    Musicleader
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Among the top 10 strangest reality shows ever. Why am I compelled to watch? Am I that strange too? As the Amish world turns….

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Music – don’t get sucked in to much. All those rabid soap fans are now reality tv fans and it is scary.

  4. 4
    moonbeam1133
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    So you caught it too when Abe said “Any human being in the United States…” I was watching with my roommate’s boyfriend from Ecuador and we laughed and laughed at that part…

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Did they plan on showing something else in this time period? Is the person responsible for this show related to a higher up at TLC? I don’t get it.

    Maybe Tyra needs to swing through religious land and find herself a new crop of models.

  6. 6
    nancy
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    This is the meanest writeup I have ever seen. What is honestly wrong with you? Why would you call her reuniting with her birth father fake? Why call him a drug addict? This is so mean spirited.
    Why make fun of her like that? this review isn’t even funny or sarcastic or witty. it’s crass and mean.

    I fail to see anything fake in the show now. It all was explained and seems to be explained throughout the series. Are you covering your tracks because you all look like fools now? SHAME ON YOU FOR WRITING THIS MEAN SPIRITED UNFUNNY RANT.

  7. 7
    Inkpop
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    That whole scene with Sabrina and her “father” and ailing “grandma” was just about the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen. She has love and respect for him? Her mother loved her dearly? Right, because dumping a baby in the garbage is all about love. What a bogus storyline. The father looked straight out of central casting.

    What a fakety fake fakefest.

  8. 8
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    @Nancy the Troll – If you think this show is legit, then I have some oceanfront property in Arizona I’d like to sell you.

    By the way, my recap may not be funny or witty, but it is most definitely sarcastic. You might want to look up the definition before using the term. Sarcastic isn’t considered a compliment.

  9. 9
    nancy
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    It certainly isn’t satirical. So, yes, your sarcasm is futile. It’s not funny.
    To suggest that her biological dad is a fake is cheap and childish. They casted a bedridden Puurto Rican grandma and dad in Wilmington, Delaware?
    You’re wrong and I WIN!!!!!!

  10. 10
    ecthelion
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Nancy,

    Yeah, you’re right because it is totally illegal and morally wrong to be bedridden AND Puerto Rican anywhere in the US, ESPECIALLY in Wilmington Delaware! Do you have any idea of the penalties they impose if caught???

    ~IF you are being serious you are severely naive and if not then you are just silly in a non funny way~.

  11. 11
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    If this is the meanest writeup you have ever “seen”, then you haven’t spent much time around here, huh? One of the reasons why;

    SHAME ON YOU FOR WRITING THIS MEAN SPIRITED UNFUNNY RANT AGAINST OUR RECAPPER USING AWFUL SPELLING, TERRIBLE SENTANCE STRUCTURE AND ARGUMENTS VOID OF LOGIC! WE CAN’T MAKE FUN OF YOU NOW!

    When a troll seems a bit dimwitted it is really in bad taste to make fun of them. Especially when they won something!

  12. 12
    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    The troll is too stupid to waste typing on. And btw, Sugarbush, I think you are plenty satirical!

    Sabrina’s father and grandmother were too pathetic to have been faked I think. I was expecting a George Chikiris type, not a toothless skeleton with a cirrhotic belly . I bet she was too.

    And where is the kid Rebecca or somebody supposedly has?

  13. 13
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    Not really. I didn’t mind the typing and I also think that Sugarbush is plenty satirical, and funny too.

    I am still left wondering how someone won something around here. I want to get to the bottom of that.

  14. 14
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 12:33 am

    “Sabrina’s father and grandmother were too pathetic to have been faked I think. I was expecting a George Chikiris type, not a toothless skeleton with a cirrhotic belly . I bet she was too.

    And where is the kid Rebecca or somebody supposedly has?”

    Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner!

  15. 15
    mere2142
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 6:55 am

    I hate this show – yet I can’t stop watching! My co-workers and I are totally obsessed with uncovering all of the lies.

    Love your recaps! Totally don’t get the Sabrina thing. Why would you even want to meet someone who left you in a dumpster?

  16. 16
    mere2142
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 6:57 am

    Oh and I almost forget – what happened to Rebecca’s modesty in the bikini? Remember her at the modeling agency not wanting to wear a bathing suit. Suddenly at the beach with Abe there was no issue? Hmmm…

  17. 17
    labowner
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I think Nancy picked up where Charlie Sheen left off – Winning

  18. 18
    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    labowner@17, ROTFLMAO!!!

  19. 19
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    My Mothers dog is Amish. No shit. She got her from an Amish guy in Pa.

    She is a beautiful German Shepheard. My family is partial to the breed and I grew up with them. This particular dog is so easy breezy and friendly to everyone! My Mom says it is because she is Amish and swears if someone came to the house to rob it, the dog would invite them in, plan a barn raising and send them home with a jar of apple butter.

    TC, Robin

  20. 20
    labowner
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Robin does the dog eschew riding in a car?

  21. 21
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    LOL@labowner

    Its funny that you would say that because she actually does like to ride in the car! My Mom is so proud that Lilly is a rebel in that way!

  22. 22
    labowner
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:16 am

    TLC addressed the allegations with this statement: “There is a lot of information floating around about the group featured on Breaking Amish. Much of it is not true, but some of it is — and is addressed in upcoming episodes.” Thus far, TLC’s in-episode explanations have been incredibly lame.

    Yesterday, TLC announced a two-part Breaking Amish reunion special. According to the press release, the cast will “disclose where their relationships currently stand with their family and friends” and address the “questions about the authenticity of their Amish and Mennonite backgrounds.”

  23. 23
    Sallymmmm
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:42 am

    So wait.. does that mean Rebecca and Abe’s rumored kid is actually Rebecca’s kid with her actual husband and Abe just took a picture with it and her?

  24. 24
    rebecca pressley
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 5:20 am

    the amish claim to be such good Christians, yet they are the most unforgiving bunch of folk i have ever seen!

  25. 25
    rebecca pressley
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 6:11 am

    My name is rebecca, how strange is that?? seriously, dont mean to be mean, but Abe looks like a retarded person.

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