Abe returns to NY to confront Rebecca about being married. He throws it out there immediately and Rebecca admits to having been married before. Like a cornered animal, she lashes out at him for asking her about it. Apparently, she’s now divorced. That what she says, anyway. Because she’s been married before, Abe has to make a decision between marrying Rebecca and going back to being Amish.
Kate, Sabrina, Jeremiah, and Rebecca are cooking dinner. What? Jeremiah is helping? That’s weird. Kate says that she’s learned that she was Jeremiah’s cock blocker and that was the problem with Sabrina. Now she knows and they can move forward.
Abe turns to Jeremiah about this new revelation with Rebecca. Jeremiah tells us that he’s divorced and that the only way they can remarry is if their former spouse dies. So, you’re just telling is that entire first episode with you and your fiancee is a shame. Jeremiah is acting all high and mighty about this, which is funny.
Sabrina is upset and on Rebecca’s side. Meanwhile, Kate understands Abe’s upset. I don’t get why anyone would side with a person who didn’t tell their significant other that they were married before. Mr. Sugarbush was once a Mr. Horrible Bitch before we met. But, I knew that when we first met. Had he not told me? Yeah, I’d have been pretty pissed off to find that out from my mom.
This is what guilt looks like.
Over dinner, everyone realizes they have a major decision to make. Jeremiah says that he joined the church when he was 16 and has been back and forth since. Sabrina says that when/if she goes back, she’ll be bombarded with glares and hatemail. They all realize they’ll be alone with a support system if they leave the community.
Sabrina tells us that it would be easier to go back to the Mennonites, because she wouldn’t be judged and would be supported. That’s sweet coming from the girl who acts as though her real parents were assholes for taking her in and saving her from the dumpster.
Next week, we see what happens when they all go back home.
So, are you still as confused as I am? This week just gave us more fragmented information and was completely useless.
Until next week, Gasmii!
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