The manager brings over her sister to talk with Sabrina. They’re thrilled to learn that Sabrina was adopted into the Mennonite culture, but wants to learn more about her half-PR side. The sisters just so happen to be going shopping for new clothes and getting makeovers and wonder if Sabrina would like to come along. That’s crazy! What timing!
Jeremiah gets off the train in Queens to take his second driving lesson. The instructor gives him the best driving lesson of all – don’t trust anyone on the road. If they have their left signal on, expect that they’ll turn right. If the light is red, expect them to treat it like it’s a green. If you keep that all in mind, you’ll be a decent driver. Expect that everyone else on the road is the worst driver on the planet, because they probably are.
When Jeremiah goes to parallel park, he gets honked at by a van full of angry New Yorkers. Instead of getting out, hackles up, and peeing on the road to mark his domain and establish dominance, he just gets out and yells at them to chill out and back off. This guy is such a wannabe testosterone junkie.
Abe and Rebecca meet out on the sidewalk for their romantic night of bodily functions as they head off to a Mexican restaurant. Grab the Beano and Immodium, because it’s going to be a noisy and smelly night for two bellies completely (supposedly) unaccustomed to Mexican food.
Sabrina and Las Hermanas just waltz into a salon without an appointment and get a makeover done on Sabrina. That’s just amazing that they were able to do this all unplanned. She looks beautiful and she tells the stylist that he “rocks”. Funny, we must have all picked that one up from the Mennonites. I would have never thought they would say “you rock”, but I guess it makes sense…?
Suddenly, “La Cucaracha” starts to play while we see many Chinese images. At first, I’m confused. Then, I realize what’s going on. They’ll still need the Immodium, but the Beano can go. They’ve arrived at a Chinese restaurant supposedly believing it to be Mexican. We shall see if I believe this ruse.
Yes, I think I’ll have the Sweet and Sour Menudo and the lady will have the Peking Duck Quesadillas.
Back at the surprise shopping spree, Sabrina is pointing out a lot of clothing she finds “like so hot”. She checks out a pair of boots and I’m wondering who is footing this bill. Oh, who am I kidding. TBC is footing the bill.
After disappearing into the fitting room, Sabrina waltzes out looking smoking hot in a t-shirt, booty shorts, and boots. Then, Las Hermanas bring out the ghetto hoops to complete her PR transformation. She looks beautiful, but I can’t help but know that she’s done this all before.
Omigod! I look soooo hawt, y’all!