Jeremiah tells Sabrina that he has a problem with Kate not admitting that she has a drinking problem. I have a problem with him not admitting that he has a douchebag problem. So, Kate and Sabrina feel that the best thing to do now that they’re both wasted and the mood is turning sour to talk about stuff that upsets them. Kate tells Sabrina that Jeremiah told her that he hasn’t liked her since day 1. This deeply offends Sabrina only because she’s blitzed. She storms off to give Jeremiah a piece of her wine-soaked mind. Instead of Sabrina saying anything, Kate takes over and asks him what is his problem. Sabrina offers Jeremiah the chance to beat her with her bag to call it even, but Jeremiah says he doesn’t play that shit. What, so you’re just a verbal abuser? What a man.
Abe already wants to propose marriage to Rebecca, so first he needs to get a job. First stop, stunt school. Yes, that’s what I said…stunt school. Abe climbs up the immense height of half a story and brags to the trainers about his love of heights. He takes his incredible 4 foot leap off the platform and down to the airbag that is covering the entire floor. He tells us of the trust you must have to take such a dive.
The kids head out to Brooklyn Bridge. Some chick who has trouble riding a bike decides it’s a great idea to ride it on a crowded bridge. When she can’t pedal off, she elbows Rebecca in the boob. The kids get really upset over this. I can’t really blame them, because the girl didn’t bother to say she was sorry. I’m a stickler for manners and hate, hate, hate when people run into you and don’t bother to say “excuse me” or “I’m sorry”. This is why I hate Wal-Mart. Bargain basement prices are hard to enjoy when you’re doing your best to not pick up the nearest clearance item and beat the ever-loving tar out of the chick that just tried to mow down your 4 year old with her cart.
Kate apologizes to Jeremiah for her previous night’s behavior. He feels her apology came with an attitude, so he’s not going to accept it. He doesn’t tell her that, but he tells us. I’m not her biggest fan, but I don’t think she had an attitude at all.
The girls decide they’re going to go get pampered to calm down their stress. The intense, serious music begins as they get their mani/pedis. Such a dramatic moment worthy of such dramatic music. Their first stop after the pedis is to get their bushes waxes. Rebecca no longer feels like a worn-out hag and Sabrina gets excited to meet a gay man for the first time. She’s totally surprised to learn that this gay man is completely normal. He tells her that there are gays in her own community, but they are terrified to come out. They tell him that they are there, but that they would either be sent to rehab or to the nuthouse. It’s like being a Baptist!
Oh, it’s going to happen. You know Dr. Drew has no integrity left.