Breaking Bad Recap: Pain Train


In the desert, Walt, Jesse, and Todd wait at the bridge for the train to come. Meanwhile Mike watches his guy bring the dump truck onto the tracks. (Oh, by the way, it’s Bill Burr handling this part of the job).

The train approaches. The engineer sees the truck and hits the brakes. As the train slows, it crosses the bridge, where Walt, Jesse, and Todd wait underneath out of sight.

Finally the train stops a little short of the truck, and Walt, Jesse, and Todd get to work. They take out hoses, pipes, and a generator and starts the process of siphoning methylamine out of the train and replacing it with water.

Meanwhile, Bill Burr stalls the engineers. This is a tricky thing because technically there’s nothing wrong with the truck, and the engineers presumably know a thing or two about vehicles, so how is this going to be believable?

The engineers climb into the truck to see what’s wrong with it. Inside the cab, Bill Burr turns on the parking brake. (I think…basically he switches the “car won’t go” lever…I’m not handy with cars. It’s not like I’m a train engineer or something).

Anyway, this gives the guys a clear shot to get onto the train and start siphoning. Jesse unscrews the valve on the bottom of the tank and hooks up the hose to let the methylamine out, while Todd climbs on top of the train and opens a hatch to let the water in.

Bill Burr gets behind the wheel of the truck to see if the engine will start, but it won’t. He and the engineers decide to try to push the truck off the tracks.

The methylamine is coming out on schedule. Walter turns on the generator to pump the water into the train. The plan is working!

And then, a good Samaritan shows up at the dump truck. It’s a man in a pickup truck. He offers to push the dump truck off the tracks for them. This’ll get the truck off the tracks sooner than Walt and everyone want. The engineers are grateful for the help because they’re already behind schedule. The Samaritan turns his truck around to give the dumper a push.

Mike radios Walt to get his guys off the train, but Walt hasn’t siphoned out enough methylamine yet!

The Samaritan clears the train tracks. The engineers return to the train!

Mike tells Walt to get everyone the hell out of there, but Walt makes them continue. They’re almost at 1,000 gallons!

The train starts moving. The hoses are still attached! Todd is still on top of the train! Jesse is still UNDER the train!

Walt finally gets enough methylamine. He tells Jesse and Todd to disengage.

Todd quickly bolts the hatch back onto the train and jumps off to safety. Jesse screws the valve back onto the methylamine tank…but he can’t get out in time! He has to lie flat while the train passes over him!

And finally, the train heads off, they have their chemicals, and they’ve displaced the theft with the water. Everything is A-OK!

 

Saint Clare of Assisi attended Boston University and has written for The Onion.  He took his name from the patron saint of television, who was a virgin and saved a boy from a wolf one time.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    Some guy
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    Welcome back and hope u feel better. I thought this was one of the better shows this year. I forgot about kid until he showed up at the end . I was wondering how they were going to divide Jessie and Walt. I think this will be the start and Mike will go with Jessie. I can see Walt and Lydia getting together she is just as ruthless as he as long it doesn’t effect her kid.

    Great recap as always and catch way more things in the show that lets me watch again in new light.
    Thanks
    T

  2. 2
    Kammie
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    I did not see it coming when the boy showed up. Actually, I had forgotten about him, which is rookie mistake #1. It did make me think that Todd isn’t an undercover agent though, which I have heard a little chatter that possibly he was working for the DEA.

    This show has had me on the edge of my seat many times, and this was definitely one of those episodes! The writing, acting, everything is just so awesome I feel privileged to witness how it’s unfolding. Between Mad Men, The Walking Dead, and Breaking Bad, AMC is really getting my vote for best channel EVER!

  3. 3
    nativepeach
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 4:27 am

    After the cold open with the kid, I watched the rest of the episode anticipating his return. I knew when I saw the site of the train robbery that the kid would reappear there. That still didn’t prepare me for the end though. I had two physical reactions when Todd shot the kid, my stomach flipped, and my eyes teared up. I wasn’t expecting that kind of reaction after knowing how brutal this show can be. Jesse isn’t going to take this well at all, and it very well may be what finally severs his loyalty to ‘Mr. White’ if Walt doesn’t measure his response very closely. Good shit!! I jones for it every week…

    Thanks for the awesome recaps, too. I always want to go back and rewatch after reading.

  4. 4
    mjhhawk
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 6:29 am

    I had forgotten about the kid by the time he pulled up at the end. I never it coming – I also thought Todd was a cop. It actually is just like the movie Heat (referenced by Hank earlier in the show), when they bring in a new guy for a job and he ends up killing an innocent.

    I personally think it was done because Gilligan wanted to remind everyone that these are all bad people. By now everyone has turned on Walt as evil, but most seem to have sympathy for Jesse and Mike. You literally forget that their business is selling life ruining meth. This was a brutal reminder that even if Jesse was horrified by the shooting, his actions have devastating collateral effects that ruin lives.

    All in all a great episode and recap (even with the prediction so good it needed a spoiler alert).

  5. 5
    MrsMiaWallace MrsMiaWallace
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Great recap!

    I too totally forgot about the kid. Congrats on putting it together so well! This was a great episode and I think you’re right about how it was set up with scant information, but the whole thing was just so… cool.

    I had the same reaction to Walt bugging Hank’s office. He didn’t bother to wipe prints, left a key logger in plain view and was caught holding Hank’s photo. Unless he plans to head back in there in a day or two, he is really risking a lot. I didn’t think of IT guy interfering but Hank doesn’t seem like someone who could fix his own PC!

    I already feel like the final showdown will be Walt v Jesse and I can totally see Walt pairing with Lydia to take out the 9 and Mike. How they get there will be interesting, and if I’m wrong of course that will be interesting too!

    I wonder what the final arc is for Walt and Skylar. I know he is turning megalomaniacal but before the show wraps (and I suspect Walt’s life), I would like to see a glimpse of the old Walt and Skylar for redemption purposes.

    @mjhhawk – you are dead on. This show is so good it is easy to forget what a terrible drug Meth is. Just have to think back to the two junkies ( and their poor kid ) who dropped the ATM… shudder

  6. 6
    sweetblondie
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    I’m crushing hard on Lydia…hope she becomes a regular. Now, back to reading…

  7. 7
    sweetblondie
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Jesse is getting smarter (and wiser) by the week!

    My prediction stands…Jesse will find out the truth about everything, kill Walt and burn the whole operation down by end of series. And Skyler will be okay with the world.

    And I agree MsMiaWallace, I can totally see Walt and Lydia trying to forge a plan to kill the 9 too.

  8. 8
    SuburBint
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    It must be the mom in me, but when that kid pulled out the glass jar for the tarantula, all I could think of was how dangerous it is to ride a dirt bike with something that breaks in to several extremely sharp, stabby pieces in your jacket pocket.

  9. 9
    maryedith
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    I am still having trouble with the it’s-only-been-a-year business. Remember all the time spent here working out Walt’s finances? Maybe now we could construct a timeline? For some reason it’s Jesse’s stint in rehab, relapse, etc. that’s bothering me the most. Also the shifts in Hank and Marie’s relationship. I know it can all be explained, but it’s still hard for me!

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