Breaking Bad Recap: Soggy Birthday


The special burner meth phone in her desk drawer rings. It’s Mike calling to tell her she has visitors.

And their leader is Hank! He introduces himself (calmly, note) and mentions he met Lydia in Albuquerque. His voice catches on “Albuquerque,” where his colleagues got blown up by a turtle carrying Danny Trejo’s head.

Lydia leads Hank, Gomey, and two uniformed DEA guys through a giant warehouse. The camera (and Hank) notice her mismatched shoes again, and she points out the foreman guy that was presumably in charge of that chemical used for blue meth that mysteriously disappeared. They cuff him, and he looks daggers at her.

Or maybe just blunt instruments.

She gets back to her office and screams into a throw pillow. She calls Mike and freaks out about the agents “screaming,” “yelling,” and “swarming,” and the recently arrested guy possibly talking to the cops. Mike tries in vain to reassure her. Also, Mike will get another guy to replace the arrested guy.

White Driveway. Skyler pulls up in her paneled crap carrying wagon and ends up parking it on the street.

The car actually brakes and falls back like, the hell?

She enters the house (which is lit really darkly this whole ep, with the plaid curtains prominent and a really deep field of focus, showing several rooms simultaneously in a few scenes) to Walt and Jr. talking really loud about horsepower and torque and manly car things…
…at dinner, with Skyler (framed tightly) trying like hell to choke down just tiny pieces of food and sips of water. Walt tells Jr. to show him a modicum of respect. In my experience, using “modicum of respect” in an argument rarely gets you one. Walt also mentions he’s done donuts, when he wrecked that other flashy sports car he tried to give Jr. that time. But he doesn’t say the last part. Skyler grimaces.

White Master Bath. Skyler, who doesn’t wear her wedding ring these days, is winding dental floss tightly around her finger as if to cut off the circulation. Walt is rationalizing the car purchases, er, leases, not that she asked him. He then comes around the other side of her with a fat stack of launderable cash. This is why there’s no bathroom in the Tube house big enough for me and the Mr. to fit into together for any significant period of time. All sorts of bad stuff is avoided.

The ep is written by SAm Catlin and directed by Rian JoHnson, who also directed “Fly” and delights me with his shot composition and camera angles. Skyler confirms/exposits/Captain Obviouses that Walt is “back at it,” and Walt pointedly says they have to make up that $600K that led to Ted Benneke doing a head-wall plant having a bunch of oranges fall on him.

The evening ritual continues in the bedroom. How about boarding school for Jr., asks Sky. Walt kiboshes that. We see his wedding ring a lot as he massages her in comfort with his big meaty hands.

He’s all low-voiced and snakey about how they’re going to start looking forward to things again.

CathodeTube

CathodeTube has wanted to be a recapper ever since she read the MightyBigTV interview with Sars and James Van Der Beek. She lives in Chicago with her husband and baby son, and adores hip-hop, cop shows, competitive reality TV, and all foods involving melted cheese. She used to copyedit made-up blogs for the "reputation management" of people who got themselves on The Dirty or Mugshots.com. Turns out google-bombing doesn't work anymore, so now she writes product copy, is much happier, and still wears stretchy pants at all times.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Nikki
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Great recap! Try some simethicone or Colief for the gas. Dr. Brown bottles may help. Nap when the baby naps!

  2. 2
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    Thanks Nikki! I think we’ll be starting him on the formula for wussiness and gas. I just realized I mommyjacked my own recap. Sorry! Hopefully I get to do that the once.

  3. 3
    Nikki
    Posted August 11, 2012 at 8:14 am

    I thought it was a great recap and I liked the personal touch of your current situation! NO WAY could I have even thought of writing ANYTHING with a newborn! You rock!
    As for my favorite meth dealers, I can’t wait to see the story unfold! It looks like it’s going to get very dark…

  4. 4
    Some guy
    Posted August 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Great recap and great insight. You caught so much I missed . I have to have to watch it again.Lydia seems like she has a personal tie to Gus maybe he was the father of her child.

  5. 5
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted August 11, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    You know who I feel badly for? Not Junior, not Skyler, not even baby Holly. Jesse.

    Jesse whose girlfriend Walt ‘assisted’ in death.

    Jesse who thinks Walt or ‘Mr. White’ as he still call him, has his back.

    Jesse who I hope ends up being the one alive to walk away from this mess. I have no idea why – I didn’t even like him at first. But he seems to be really trying to be the good guy in all of this. Yet he’s a meth chemist.

    This show screws with your ethics, yes?

  6. 6
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    @ Some guy. Thanks! I hope to see Lydia get accidentally drunk and say a bunch of stuff before Mike kills her.
    @ timgunnssister. I also hope Jesse gets out of this in one piece, and I didn’t like him at the beginning either. His experiences and his reactions to them have earned him respect from me I guess – that he’s still standing and hasn’t destroyed himself, and that even though he’s killed under duress, he hasn’t become desensitized to the value of a life. Also he got smart, with like magnets yo.

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