At the bonfire, they seem to be burning everything they can find that is flammable – a couple of chairs, a sofa. Cara shows up and astutely points out that even though they have a bonfire burning outside, they’re all hanging out inside. Shain’s friend that was racing down the hill with the guys earlier in the episode (and his name is – get this – Bluefoot) is talking about initiating Tyler into Sissonville by making him eat raw deer meat that somehow appears from literally underneath his ass. Tyler does it, and I’m starting to think Katie has a point about Tyler’s intelligence. Ashley interviews that Tyler may be a man-whore and dumb, but there’s something about him that gets her going. Meanwhile, Anna (hey girl!) and Katie are at a pool hall in Morgantown while Katie tells Anna about how great it was introducing Tyler to her mom.
By the fire, Cara is leading Shain on again while he babbles incoherently about the warm fire, and Ashley is putting the moves on Tyler, giving him a shoulder rub. Interspersed with scenes of Katie talking to Anna about her future with Tyler, the following things happen: Ashley and Tyler wander off to Joey’s truck to be alone, before Ashley even looks at Tyler, she takes her shirt off for him (see? I told you she meant her breasts,) Tyler stops a minute to question Ashley, but she calls him stupid, so he just goes for it.
Yeah. Especially not MTV. They’d have a field day with this.
Episode 12: Ramped Up
It’s the last week of summer, and Joey and Shain are playing with a backhoe. And I don’t mean Ashley. Cara and Ashley roll up, confused, because they were told they were going swimming. Shain tells them they’re going redneck waterskiing. They’re rigging a tarp around the backhoe, pouring dishsoap all over it, and hanging onto the backhoe as it goes around and around. Kinda looks like fun, but it’s definitely not the same as swimming.
Cara’s flirting with Shain a bit, and he interviews that she finally has a sweet tooth, and I’m not even going to finish the sentence, because he’s so predictable. Ashley interviews that she’s frustrated, because everyone is having a good time, and Tyler is acting like they never hooked up. Honey, he informed you as you were throwing yourself at him that it was supposed to be secret. Anyway, we find out that they’re all going to Blue Foot’s lake that weekend.