The girls drive up, annoyed that Tyler is there, and they tell Shain that they’re not going to the lake if Tyler is going. He refuses to apologize to them, so Shain and Joey tell Tyler he’s going to stay home if he won’t do what they want. He goes to the girls’ car, and admits he hooked up with Ashley, apologizes for lying about it, and they give him permission to go on the trip.
As the girls drive to the lake, they talk about a mythical ramp that Blue Foot has built, and Katie (she’s really racking up the brownie points tonight, by the way,) points out that it’s sketchy that there’s a guy named Blue Foot. Who goes off into the woods for days. By himself. She tells us that this homemade waterpark looks totally unsafe.
She’s not lying.
So here’s the deal: someone (MTV doesn’t show us who, so I’m going on the assumption that they actually hired a professional stunt coordinator for this one) drives a 4-wheeler down a homemade slip ‘n slide, trailing someone behind in a water tube. At some point, the 4-wheeler goes somewhere else (again, we don’t see that part,) and the tube-ridine person flies over the ramp, and into the water at approximately a ten-foot drop. Tyler is up first, and he makes impact with the water on his shoulder. Blue Foot is next, and hits the water on his ass.
Yes it is. Among other things.
Joey goes next, and perfectly hits the water with his heels. Anna goes, and has what looks like an epic (and painful) belly flop. Ashley, while waving around her bikini straps (See? She wasn’t really mad at Tyler – she just wanted to separate him from Katie, she’s still trying to get with him,) nominates Shain to go next. He gets a terrible nosebleed. Cara tells us that since everyone is pretty well injured, they’re done for the day.
The gang is hanging out around a bonfire, while Shain tries to get everyone to eat his squirrel. Ew. And not a euphemism. The girls get sentimental about how much they’ll miss each other when summer is over. Shae asks Joey what he’s going to do with himself, and maybe he’ll get a job. As Salwa toasts the summer they’ve had (hey girl, where have you been and where is your gorgeous boyfriend?,) Shain and Joey set up Shain’s silly demonstration for Cara. There’s an icky moment where Tyler sits down at the fire between Katie and Ashley, and Ashley alludes to having a threesome.