At the girls’ house, Shae calls for Joey and walks out in costume as his fantasy: a naughty schoolgirl. Ashley is there for some strange reason while Shae spanks him with a riding crop. They go into Shae’s blacklit room and we watch them make out for a minute.
But can we talk about this for one more second? This is NOT Naughty Schoolgirl. This is Naughty Librarian. I don’t know for sure why that bugs me, but it does.
The gang rides up to Shain’s house as he’s putting the finishing touches on his truck. They want to go mudding, and Shain is willing to comply, because they only way to see if the truck is good enough for him is to “go jam it in a mud hole or something.” I guess that’s one way. He calls it the Shain test. Just as I’m wondering what would happen if a truck couldn’t pass the Shain test, he miraculously gets his truck stuck in a mudhole. Ha! He had it for all of 45 minutes before losing it again.
Next week: Tyler and Katie officially become a thing, and Cara clearly isn’t happy about it. A deer gets scared by Shain. The guys play a prank on the girls involving ghost hunting. Cara’s ex-girlfriend comes to town, and it looks like Shain’s brain can’t handle the idea of Cara and another girl and we just might see a brain exploding on cable television.
What do you think, Gasmii? Is Joey a child or is Shae too overbearing? Is it possible that Ashley’s very mode of existence can be explained by the fact that she was bull-riding at the age of seven? And does Salwa have the hottest boyfriend ever? (Yes. The only correct answer to that last one is yes.) Let me know what you think in the comments, and I’ll see you back here next week!
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When did showing vibrators on tv become something that was not pixilated? I am not saying it is a good thing or a bad thing, just wondering?
Also, this show is so edited it is crazy. Joey’s truck went between super dirty with a broken front fender to shiny clean and perfect fenders throughout the date. Edited much?
The girl’s “house” is not a house at all. It is a rec center type building, the type that can be rented to anyone for group bonding or outings. No running water upstairs where the ‘bedrooms’ are? That means all the bathrooms are downstairs. They don’t really have a kitchen, there are fridges/display cases. Shae’s ‘room’ is a coat room (no windows, super low ceiling, etc). They never really hang out inside, always on the deck.
Shain and his parents are the best thing about this show. Did anyone notice that Joey’s accent got a whole lot thicker when he was at Shain’s house washing his truck?
Shain needs to get rid of the bad porn stash.
@Carol I think because the vibrator wasn’t actually modeled to look like a penis they could show it. As it was, it was just a hot pink shaft.
Joey must not have a lot of experience dating. It was almost embarrassing to watch that “date”
I also was annoyed at Shae’s definition of naughty schoolgirl. As a man who has had that fantasy, I can say that it must ALWAYS include a plaid skirt and knee high socks!
Also does anyone else think Salwa always sounds like she’s fascinated by everything she sees?Her voice is always in high pitched awe or something. Like when she showed up for the bull riding practice and said she saw a lizard or something. She sounded like it was the most amazing thing ever.
Why didn’t Ashley have to pay up on the bet ( sweatshirt, not lingerie)?
Geekay – I think it was because she was hurt. She mentioned something about a back brace. I know she didn’t have one, but there was mumbling when they were leaving the rodeo.
How cute were Shain’s parents? Teasing Joey about his date. And why do Tyler and Joey live together (isn’t Tyler, like Cara, new to this group?) and Shain still lives at home? Where are everyone else’s parents? Did they not want to be on? MTV too cheap to pay them all?
How did they think they were going to get a filled water bed back into the house?
I still want to know what gives with the ring Anna keeps moving from her ringer finger to her other hand.
Where was Katie all season?
Love vicariously reliving my summers through these kids.
Yeah, I heard her say she wouldn’t look good in lingerie and a brace; but I didn’t see a brace. No brace – no excuse
Just surprised nobody gave her crap for it. Could be bad editing. Oh well.
Funny GeeKay because she had no problem getting naked and running around last week. That was Ashley right?
Ed I too notice Salwa’s child like wonderment she voices – that and her tits are always on display.
Dashley – Najee is a hottie.
Yep. That’s why I don’t get it, and so I went on a search, which brought me here!
Well, WELCOME GeeKay! You should definitely come back on Friday – I’ll probably have this week’s posted by then.
Yes, thank you, Labowner – HOW IS NO ONE ELSE as stupefied as me at the hotness of Najee? Can we please have him on EVERY week? Please?
I think Salwa might be in competition with Anna now for my favorite person on the show. Yes, she has that wonderment voice thing, but I don’t think she’s faking it – she just seems genuinely amazed by everything she encounters. The only thing I don’t like about Salwa is her willingness to get naked at any time in front of really pervy guys. But I’m sure that for at least half the audience, that’s not a problem at all.
And yes, Ashley was the one who stripped down last week – she’s the only one who gets naked more often than Salwa.
For every female who has ever been on a reality show;, take a cue from these girls – they don’t talk – they just do and have a great time doing it.
I would love to swap the BH housewives with these girls for a week. Talk about culture shock.
I don’t know everything single iota about these kids, but their moms and dads should be proud.
@Dashley: I only remember Salwa getting naked once for the “pool” and I’m positive I’d remember her getting naked more than that lol. She does always have her boobs on display which makes me very happy. She’s got great boobs. Dashley, if you’d like we can plot to claim Salwa and Najee for ourselves!
But alas! She got naked TWICE in the episode where they went to that big party in Morgantown. She stripped down for the bodypainter (I think she was the first to do it, but I could be wrong) and then she and Ashley both got topless in the club and made out with each other. And I like your proposed alliance. Let’s explore that, shall we?
That’s right! I guess the body paint threw me! Not to nitpick, but she and Ashley just pecked on the lips that wasn’t a make out lol. I like our alliance! Let’s break those 2 up and pick up the pieces!
Great we have our very own Elaine and Jerry.