BUCKWILD Recap: Slippery Nipples (‘N Slide)

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By Dashley | Friday, January 11, 2013 | 7:35 pm | 12 Comments
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Hey Gasmi! Another eventful night of activity in Sissonville, WV – can’t wait to break it down for you!

Episode 3: Sexts, Lies, & Chicken Wings

Last time: Shain performed a stupid stunt in a tractor tire. The girls had a stupid rager that resulted in homelessness. And Cara and Tyler hooked up, stupidly thinking no one would ever find out. 

Anna and Ashley are on their way to go pick up Shae at her boyfriend’s house, and they don’t know what to expect. They gossip about how she’s gorgeous, but somehow always dates losers, and they don’t understand it. They have no idea where Cara is, but Ashley hopes she doesn’t come back, because her room is really nice. Anna’s still pissed that Cara had sex with Tyler in her bed, and Ashley points out that she has sex in Anna’s bed all the time – all you have to do is ask! Is her room really that bad? That she has sex everywhere but in her own bed? I hope they show us Ashley’s room. And also, are these girls really that exhibitionist? Aren’t you afraid someone is going to walk in on you?

Cara is debriefing with her friend Kim in her hometown, and decides that the best thing to do is apologize to Anna. She’s afraid that Anna won’t forgive her though, and then she’ll have to pack up and move home. Yeah, cause MTV would allow that. 

Anna and Ashley arrive at Shae’s boyfriend’s house – and his name is Jesse J. Like the British pop star? Why isn’t he just Jesse? And he has a daughter, and the fact that he’s “such a good dad” is what is attractive to Shae. I have a sneaking suspicion that hypothesis will be tested by the end of the episode. The girls get on Shae’s case about how Jesse doesn’t share her. Dirty! She diplomatically suggests that she bring him to hang out at Shain’s house, but the other girls shoot that down because Shain doesn’t like Jesse, even though Shain likes everyone. 

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?

The guys are at Shain’s house, setting up a “West Virginia Waterslide.” It’s basically a plastic sheet, rigged up as a gigantic slip ‘n slide. And I am IN. They even have kiddie pools to ride down in! Definitely the best idea Shain has ever had. Anna’s so happy she got to have fun with Shae, because it felt like old times. 

Definitely a better idea than Shain’s facial hair.

The gang sets up a bonfire at Shain’s, and I’m not convinced any of these people should be playing with fire. Jesse J shows up, and Joey (AKA Justin Beavers) looks very annoyed. Shain tells us Shae is cool, but he doesn’t care for her boyfriend. Jesse immediately hits the beer bong. 

He shockingly doesn’t think this joke is funny.

Oh! There’s a Jesse B! Now it all makes sense. It’s still weird to call Shae’s boyfriend “Jesse J” though. Salwa is telling an enchanting story about a cold night when Shae stole her bra, when Shain shoots a gun in the air. Not. Cool. Beer and bonfires and guns do not mix. This is his way of kicking everyone out? Why not just tell people you’re out of beer?

Jesse J invites Ashley and Salwa over to his house to party. He says Shae is off doing her thing, and won’t be there. 

And makes this creepy face while suggesting that.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    LadyStardust
    Posted January 12, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    Wow, Charleston must have really hated this show. Charleston is actually bigger than Morgantown (at a whopping 50k people) and they live right outside of that city. I guess since they couldn’t get permits to film anywhere there and had to go to the next closest “big city”, which is several hours away.

    Of course Morgantown is a big college and party town, so they probably have more options there. I guess Cara kept her apartment there? I’m guessing she just moved to Sissonville for the summer to film the show.

    Great recap!

  2. 2
    MsShona
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 2:26 am

    Yeah, I also got a hoot out of the fact that Morgantown was called a big city! However I do question the population/demographic information. Does it include the students at the college or not? West Virginia University’s enrollment alone is just under 30K. To me, the local population didn’t feel like another 30K…but it very well could have been. But for West Virginians; Morgantown is big (it’s all relative). Also Morgantown has grown by leaps in bounds in the past 20 years. When I first went to school there in the late 90s, they had a little tiny Wal-Mart and a mall that had 1-level Sears and JcPenny’s stores where you had to order anything but clothes out of the catalog. There were no major electronics retailers, few big chain sit down dining restaurants, and BET only came on cable 9 months out of the year. Today there is a whole new mall and shopping in a part of town called \Star City\ and a \proper\ Super Wal-Mart. I’m amazed at how much traffic there is around Morgantown now (due to the increased enrollment at the school) and the revamping of the downtown area. There a lot more places for students to work now and things to do outside of clubs! It is what it is, but I’m really jealous and living in Morgantown now seems like a piece of cake since I’ve been there.

    Oh, and for people in Morgantown, their city is not \big\. If people talk about going to a big city, they are usually referring to Pittsburgh (1 hour north) or maybe Washington D.C. (it’s 3 hours away….but bigger, more accessible airport than Pittsburgh has).

    Nice recap!

  3. 3
    Caitlin
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 10:35 am

    Cara was amusing in her take-charge way at the end of the night. “You dragged in two girls but no shirt, CALL A CAB,” and it was nice of her to offer the girl gas money home, even if it was out of jealousy. It seemed like a sisterly, fellow-female thing to do.

  4. 4
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    @Lady -I think at some point the screen said that they were at Cara’s friend’s apartment. And they’ve pretty much said on the show, without directly saying it, that she doesn’t know any of these other people but MTV hired her to be in this show.
    @Shona-I have no idea if they factored in the student population or not, but I would expect probably not, because you’re usually talking about people who pay taxes, year-round, in that town, right? It is HILARIOUS to me that Morgantown only got BET 9 months of the year. I mean, if there are no white people in Morgantown, fine, but it’s not like white people aren’t ALLOWED to watch BET. What if I live there, and I’m white, and I like 106&Park because it’s pretty much the only place to see music videos anymore?
    Caitlin – yes, I liked Cara a LOT more after that. Maybe it’s because I identify. In college, I was never the one having the big night full of drama, I was the one taking care of everyone else.

  5. 5
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    Oops! I meant if there are no black people in Morgantown…yada yada

  6. 6
    MsShona
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    LOL – well to be fair, that was only the case in ’99 & maybe 2000. Then it started coming on year ’round. I started at WVU in the summer of ’99. Had my cable hooked up. Dialed in the channel for BET and saw a blank screen. I promptly called Comcast and that was their response. I went home in summer of 2000, so I can’t attest to what happened that year. But I know come 2001, it was on all year long :-D .

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:12 am

    Hella jealous at that water slide. Am I wrong for vicariously reliving my youth through these kids? So far so good. My only question, was Anna wearing an engagement ring? Do girls now where rings on their ring finger for no reason?

    I guess they haven’t learned “you leave with who you showed up with and all is good”.

    They got their via cabs, but who was driving them home from the bar?

    Nice to see some parental guidance.

    Thanks for the recap Dashley.

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Need some clarification – did Jesse J just type out the text on his phone and show it to Salwa or send her a text? Why did they go to his house in the first place if their friend wasn’t around? What does that say about them as “friends”?

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Sadly Sawla will learn that you can’t tell your girlfriends information like that because they will normally side with the person giving sex. Not sure why but they just do then everything ends up awkward. Just be there for your friend.

    The party looked like a lot of fun. I enjoyed seeing Shain in that element. He was definitely nervous at first but I am sure his alcohol intake caused him to loosen up.

    Where was Tyler going to hook up with the random girl? The house was full and the girl was probably a little bit more sober and realized that she did NOT want to be in the situation anymore.

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:22 am

    @Labowner, I think JJ typed the text but didn’t send it.

  11. 11
    sardini
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I promised myself I wouldn’t get into this show, and of course they had to run a marathon. Thanks. It almost has a Jersey Shore season 1 feel to it. Like their ridiculous and all, but kind of endearing and likable. Makes me want to be 21 and living in West Virginia.

  12. 12
    Ed
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    The kids have some charm about them for the most part, Shain in particular. As obviously scripted and fake as the show is, it does have an odd charm about it that I don’t think can be fully explained

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