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At Ashley’s house the next morning, (wait- I thought she lived with the other girls?) she tells Anna about the night before at Jesse J’s house. Everyone was asleep, and Jesse quietly woke up Salwa (if Ashley was asleep, how does she know?) He asked Salwa, via text message, so as to be completely silent and creepy, to meet him in the bathroom. Ashley swears Salwa didn’t do it, and Anna convinces her that it’s Ashley’s responsibility to tell Shae about it. I mean… isn’t it Salwa’s responsibility to tell Shae about it? Because she also then has proof if there was a text? Because I feel like if Ashley is the one who tattles, she’s involving herself in something that’s none of her business.
Shain and Joey are trying to turn Tyler into a man. By getting him to ride a dirtbike. I dunno, I’m more of the school of thought that having a 401K and a suit makes you a man. And a big penis doesn’t hurt.
At Salwa’s house, the girls are making dinner, and using an alarming amount of butter. Is Salwa half-Bengali, half-Deen? The ladies confront Shae about Jesse J’s shady ways. They tell her about the text he sent to Salwa, and she admits she’s seen questionable texts on his phone in the past. But even though she doesn’t think Salwa is making it up, she doesn’t think he would actually cheat on her. Giiirrrlll….
Shae confronts Jesse J about what the girls told her over the phone. On her way to see him. Come ON! You have GOT to be smarter than that. Why deny yourself the ability to look in his face and see how he reacts, and why give him the opportunity to come up with an excuse? When she gets there, his whole defense is that her girls are trying to ruin a good thing, and that they’re trying to control her. Which is like Page One of the Cheaters’ Handbook, and she buys every little bit of it. He picks her up, and it hurts, because it’s 1997 and she just got her belly button pierced.
At the icky power plant swimming hole we saw last week, Shain and Joey’s next Man lesson for Tyler is jumping off a bridge. I mean, this is literally a peer pressure cliche. And none of them seem to realize that.
Before a girls’ night out, Ashley calls Cara to see if she’s going to come back to apologize, and Cara says she still needs time to cool down. How did we go from the beginning of the episode, where Ashley never wanted to see Cara again and Cara was apologetic, to this complete reversal to square one? I call manufactured drama! The girls are munching on some very hot hotwings when Jesse J shows up.