Ashley hilariously calls out how awkward the situation is, Salwa mutters some kind of half-apology, and Jesse is an ass. So Salwa leaves the table in frustration, followed quickly by Shae and Jesse, who berate her for making things up. Salwa calls Shae a dumb bitch for not believing her, and they go back-and-forth with a “Yes you did!” “No I didn’t!” Salwa is upset and crying, and Anna consoles her that she did the right thing by telling the truth.
Episode 4: Paint the Town Hyperglow
We get to see the tanning salon where Ashley and Anna work, and maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem very hygienic. I feel like it’s the kind of place that says it’s a tanning salon on the sign out front, but the cops are going to bust in any second and arrest everyone for drugs or prostitution. Cara texts Anna that she’s on her way back, and then shows up at the salon. She apologizes to Anna for using her bed without asking, and then just taking off. Anna graciously forgives her.
“It seems like I’m apologizing, but I will keel you!”
Cara and Tyler are hanging out, when she gets an invite from a promoter she used to work for about a party called Hyperglow. It’s a huge party in Morgantown, and she says making the trip there will be a big deal for her and Tyler. Anna’s coming home soon, so Tyler suggests he and Cara go lie in her bed and wait for her to come home. Actually pretty funny. Props, Tyler. When she does come home, Anna finds it hilarious too, and Cara tells Anna that Tyler was scared of her – and Anna claims she’s never been mean in her life.
Ha! I think “Willy Wonka” would beg to differ.
Shain’s hanging out on his front porch with Joey and Shae, holding his rifle, looking for a squirrel or rabbit or something. Why? What did furry woodland creatures ever do to you, Shain? Genius Joey sticks his finger in a bug zapper. Good to know that if I want to deter flies AND the Justin Beavers of the world, I simply need to install a bug zapper. Not to be outdone, Shain sticks his finger in there, too.
Bursting with excitement, Cara tells them about the VIP room at Hyperglow. Shain immediately pisses all over her parade, because he doesn’t know what that is and he doesn’t see the point in leaving town just to go drink somewhere. Joey doesn’t want to go if Shain doesn’t want to go. And Shae says that Jesse J already has romantic plans for her. Cara mopes a little, and Shain tells her that if she touches the bug zapper, he’ll go. Personally, I would have been happy to just leave him at home, his only company the bug zapper, but Cara complies, and electrocutes herself. Have you ever been electrocuted? That shit hurts.