Cara’s so happy that she’s going to be able to show everyone that they can have fun in a big city. Ashley jokes that Shain has only ever been in an elevator once, and he got seasick. By the way, I just googled the population of Morgantown – the supposed “big city-” and they have 30,000 residents. For perspective, I grew up in Knoxville, TN and Syracuse, NY. Both of which, even as a child, I considered smallish, medium-sized cities. Syracuse has 145K residents. And Knoxville has 180K residents. Hell, I went to a music festival last summer that had 65K attendees. So let’s just get this out of the way: At 30K residents, Morgantown is most definitely not a big city.
Shae’s excited to spend some alone time with Jesse, because they’ve been working on their relationship. Yeah you have, because he’s a cheating bastard. He’s planning on surprising her with whatever this special thing he has planned is. I’m thinking that “it’s a surprise” means he has no plan, and he’s probably winging it.
Cara got a bodypainter as a “special treat” for the girls. No way this could veer into trashy territory, right? Salwa’s up first! She’s getting a cheetah print sprayed on, because as she says, her skin is already cheetah color. Salwa honey, you don’t look orange to me.
Just making sure he does a good job making you orange. Wait, what was the question?
The guys all drool about how great the body painter’s job is. They start catcalling, and the girls are somehow surprised that the boys are acting like dogs. Or cats. Whatever. Anyway, of course they’re pervy!
At the Hyperglow party, it’s all neon and blacklights, and Shain is the only one not wearing white. He’s wearing his usual uniform of army-green shirt, camo pants, and baseball cap with a fishing hook on the brim. Methinks this is not going to go well for him. When in Rome, Shain…
Shain can’t believe how loud the party is, and how many people there are. Ashley and Salwa share a half-naked, lesbianic kiss, and Ashley describes it as the best night of her life. It might be time for Ashley to ask herself some serious questions. This is the same girl that gave Anna the panty-less lap dance in the premiere.
Tyler tells us that there are girls everywhere that seem to want to get with him, and he can tell that Cara’s getting annoyed about it. He doesn’t care though; they’re in the club, and he’s going to have his fun.
Wise words, Anna.
Cara convinces Shain to take his shirt off, ostensibly because she’s concerned that he feels out of place. But we all know the truth, don’t we? You know she’s just trying to make Tyler jealous. Suddenly, Shain’s getting all kinds of play, and feels much better about his situation.
Just take it off! Wait, no, put it back on!