BUCKWILD Recap: Slippery Nipples (‘N Slide)

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By Dashley | Friday, January 11, 2013 | 7:35 pm | 12 Comments
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Cara’s so happy that she’s going to be able to show everyone that they can have fun in a big city. Ashley jokes that Shain has only ever been in an elevator once, and he got seasick. By the way, I just googled the population of Morgantown – the supposed “big city-” and they have 30,000 residents. For perspective, I grew up in Knoxville, TN and Syracuse, NY. Both of which, even as a child, I considered smallish, medium-sized cities. Syracuse has 145K residents. And Knoxville has 180K residents. Hell, I went to a music festival last summer that had 65K attendees. So let’s just get this out of the way: At 30K residents, Morgantown is most definitely not a big city. 

Shae’s excited to spend some alone time with Jesse, because they’ve been working on their relationship. Yeah you have, because he’s a cheating bastard. He’s planning on surprising her with whatever this special thing he has planned is. I’m thinking that “it’s a surprise” means he has no plan, and he’s probably winging it.

Cara got a bodypainter as a “special treat” for the girls. No way this could veer into trashy territory, right? Salwa’s up first! She’s getting a cheetah print sprayed on, because as she says, her skin is already cheetah color. Salwa honey, you don’t look orange to me. 

Just making sure he does a good job making you orange. Wait, what was the question?

The guys all drool about how great the body painter’s job is. They start catcalling, and the girls are somehow surprised that the boys are acting like dogs. Or cats. Whatever. Anyway, of course they’re pervy! 

At the Hyperglow party, it’s all neon and blacklights, and Shain is the only one not wearing white. He’s wearing his usual uniform of army-green shirt, camo pants, and baseball cap with a fishing hook on the brim. Methinks this is not going to go well for him. When in Rome, Shain… 

Shain can’t believe how loud the party is, and how many people there are. Ashley and Salwa share a half-naked, lesbianic kiss, and Ashley describes it as the best night of her life. It might be time for Ashley to ask herself some serious questions. This is the same girl that gave Anna the panty-less lap dance in the premiere. 

Tyler tells us that there are girls everywhere that seem to want to get with him, and he can tell that Cara’s getting annoyed about it. He doesn’t care though; they’re in the club, and he’s going to have his fun. 

Wise words, Anna.

Cara convinces Shain to take his shirt off, ostensibly because she’s concerned that he feels out of place. But we all know the truth, don’t we? You know she’s just trying to make Tyler jealous. Suddenly, Shain’s getting all kinds of play, and feels much better about his situation. 

Just take it off! Wait, no, put it back on!

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    LadyStardust
    Posted January 12, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    Wow, Charleston must have really hated this show. Charleston is actually bigger than Morgantown (at a whopping 50k people) and they live right outside of that city. I guess since they couldn’t get permits to film anywhere there and had to go to the next closest “big city”, which is several hours away.

    Of course Morgantown is a big college and party town, so they probably have more options there. I guess Cara kept her apartment there? I’m guessing she just moved to Sissonville for the summer to film the show.

    Great recap!

  2. 2
    MsShona
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 2:26 am

    Yeah, I also got a hoot out of the fact that Morgantown was called a big city! However I do question the population/demographic information. Does it include the students at the college or not? West Virginia University’s enrollment alone is just under 30K. To me, the local population didn’t feel like another 30K…but it very well could have been. But for West Virginians; Morgantown is big (it’s all relative). Also Morgantown has grown by leaps in bounds in the past 20 years. When I first went to school there in the late 90s, they had a little tiny Wal-Mart and a mall that had 1-level Sears and JcPenny’s stores where you had to order anything but clothes out of the catalog. There were no major electronics retailers, few big chain sit down dining restaurants, and BET only came on cable 9 months out of the year. Today there is a whole new mall and shopping in a part of town called \Star City\ and a \proper\ Super Wal-Mart. I’m amazed at how much traffic there is around Morgantown now (due to the increased enrollment at the school) and the revamping of the downtown area. There a lot more places for students to work now and things to do outside of clubs! It is what it is, but I’m really jealous and living in Morgantown now seems like a piece of cake since I’ve been there.

    Oh, and for people in Morgantown, their city is not \big\. If people talk about going to a big city, they are usually referring to Pittsburgh (1 hour north) or maybe Washington D.C. (it’s 3 hours away….but bigger, more accessible airport than Pittsburgh has).

    Nice recap!

  3. 3
    Caitlin
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 10:35 am

    Cara was amusing in her take-charge way at the end of the night. “You dragged in two girls but no shirt, CALL A CAB,” and it was nice of her to offer the girl gas money home, even if it was out of jealousy. It seemed like a sisterly, fellow-female thing to do.

  4. 4
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    @Lady -I think at some point the screen said that they were at Cara’s friend’s apartment. And they’ve pretty much said on the show, without directly saying it, that she doesn’t know any of these other people but MTV hired her to be in this show.
    @Shona-I have no idea if they factored in the student population or not, but I would expect probably not, because you’re usually talking about people who pay taxes, year-round, in that town, right? It is HILARIOUS to me that Morgantown only got BET 9 months of the year. I mean, if there are no white people in Morgantown, fine, but it’s not like white people aren’t ALLOWED to watch BET. What if I live there, and I’m white, and I like 106&Park because it’s pretty much the only place to see music videos anymore?
    Caitlin – yes, I liked Cara a LOT more after that. Maybe it’s because I identify. In college, I was never the one having the big night full of drama, I was the one taking care of everyone else.

  5. 5
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    Oops! I meant if there are no black people in Morgantown…yada yada

  6. 6
    MsShona
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    LOL – well to be fair, that was only the case in ’99 & maybe 2000. Then it started coming on year ’round. I started at WVU in the summer of ’99. Had my cable hooked up. Dialed in the channel for BET and saw a blank screen. I promptly called Comcast and that was their response. I went home in summer of 2000, so I can’t attest to what happened that year. But I know come 2001, it was on all year long :-D .

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    labowner
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:12 am

    Hella jealous at that water slide. Am I wrong for vicariously reliving my youth through these kids? So far so good. My only question, was Anna wearing an engagement ring? Do girls now where rings on their ring finger for no reason?

    I guess they haven’t learned “you leave with who you showed up with and all is good”.

    They got their via cabs, but who was driving them home from the bar?

    Nice to see some parental guidance.

    Thanks for the recap Dashley.

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Need some clarification – did Jesse J just type out the text on his phone and show it to Salwa or send her a text? Why did they go to his house in the first place if their friend wasn’t around? What does that say about them as “friends”?

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Sadly Sawla will learn that you can’t tell your girlfriends information like that because they will normally side with the person giving sex. Not sure why but they just do then everything ends up awkward. Just be there for your friend.

    The party looked like a lot of fun. I enjoyed seeing Shain in that element. He was definitely nervous at first but I am sure his alcohol intake caused him to loosen up.

    Where was Tyler going to hook up with the random girl? The house was full and the girl was probably a little bit more sober and realized that she did NOT want to be in the situation anymore.

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 10:22 am

    @Labowner, I think JJ typed the text but didn’t send it.

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    sardini
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I promised myself I wouldn’t get into this show, and of course they had to run a marathon. Thanks. It almost has a Jersey Shore season 1 feel to it. Like their ridiculous and all, but kind of endearing and likable. Makes me want to be 21 and living in West Virginia.

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    Ed
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    The kids have some charm about them for the most part, Shain in particular. As obviously scripted and fake as the show is, it does have an odd charm about it that I don’t think can be fully explained

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