Supposedly, Tyler then gets dared to make out with Katie, but I call BS, because video or it didn’t happen. Anna is the only one who would have made that dare, and they didn’t show that. They make out, and Cara is irritated. She sits down to have a heart-to-heart with Tyler, who asks him if he’s into Katie. He protests, saying he can’t answer that, and she claims she’s just asking as a friend. He admits his crush.
Tyler is letting all the women take control of his life!
Time to go camping! The guys arrive at the girls’ house as we get quick glimpses of the girls packing for the trip. Cara is packing a hair dryer (if you’re really camping, you do not need a hair dryer) and Shae has a big pool inflatable that gets chucked over the balcony by Tyler. Cara is angry that he doesn’t want to bring the inflatable, and Tyler complains to us and Katie that Cara has been acting out at him ever since he started giving Katie his attention. If I was Cara, I’d be annoyed that instead of using his words and asking me not to bring it, he just threw it over the balcony, so I’m Team Cara on this one.
On the car ride, Katie, Shae, and Tyler play a rousing game of Let’s Bitch About Cara. Meanwhile, in Joey’s truck, Cara tries fruitlessly to stave off Shain’s advances. I kind of feel for Cara. She hooked up with a guy she liked, he began to ignore her and then started hooking up with another chick that she lives with, plus she’s the new girl. This is no time to start making fun of her bleached denim jeans, Katie. Even if you do have a point there.
They go camping in an area that Shain deems God’s Amusement Park (the GAP?) Cara prances around in the skimpiest bikini ever, the kind of bikini that’s practical when you’re hanging poolside in Miami, but not so practical in the woods by a raging river. Joey hilariously asks Shain if his hair looks alright. Joey tells us that Shain is trying to get with Cara, and he wants his buddy to succeed, but he tells us with a tone that says he really doesn’t think it’s going to happen.
While everyone jumps into the river, Katie’s stuck on top of a rock that she’s afraid to jump off of into the river, or climb off onto the ground. Tyler encourages her for a little bit, but gives up and jumps in the river himself, leaving Katie to fend for herself, climbing down a skimpy-looking tree, while accidentally flashing her genitals to some very lucky cameramen.
Back in Sissonville, Anna, Salwa and Ashley have apparently decided to forgo the Couples’ Camping Extravaganza in favor of staying home and talking about what matters most: their boobies. And we are very lucky to have Najee back! They girls are throwing a fiesta, and they invited cute boys over.
Najee is a good start, but I would tend to classify him more as a gorgeous man than a cute boy.