Hey Gasmi!! So excited to be back for another crazy week of BUCKWILD Episodes!
Last Week: The girls let Shae know that her boyfriend was creeping around on her, the gang went to a big, naked party and Shain got to experience life in the “big city” of Morgantown (and I couldn’t help but use air quotes when I said that just now,) and Tyler learned how to be a “man” (and yes, when I say that, I am using air quotes again. Damn my sarcasm.)
Episode 5: Double Trouble
Salwa is going mudding with Joey and Shain, but there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of mud. Why not call it dirting? Or dusting? Soiling?
Pictured: Soiling oneself.
They go back to Shain’s house to wash the truck. Katie reads from the script and asks Salwa if she wants to go hang with Shae. Salwa says not until Shae breaks up with Jesse, and then Shain hoses her down.
This sucks, because he could ruin her boots and because she’s wearing jeans, she’s going to be miserable until she has a chance to change her clothes. I’d kill him.
The rest of the ladies are at a shitty-looking Mexican restaurant, and the waiter IDs all of them. Katie, for some reason, doesn’t have her ID, but does have her birth certificate. What? As Anna astutely observes, who carries their birth certificate around with them? Girl is begging for some identity theft. Anyway, she actually showed up this week to contribute something to the plot of this show. Kudos to her. Anna scares everyone with her stalker ways when she points out that Katie’s time of birth is really close to Justin Beavers’. And I can’t believe she actually referred to him as Justin Beavers, and I’m still mad that I didn’t come up with that nickname.
Shae tells the others that yes, she and Jesse J are still together, and working on things. Anna tells us that it sucks that they’re still together when he’s no good and they’ve broken up a few times. Cara unwisely gets herself involved in the drama (claim New Girl Privilege and stay out of it!) and asks Shae what Salwa’s motivation to lie about things could possibly be. Shae agrees that Salwa doesn’t seem to have a motive to lie, but she still believes Jesse J in her gut, and then she gets pretty defensive about it. She has to go outside because she’s so frustrated that she has to have the same conversation again.
Anna follows Shae outside to talk her off a ledge, and says that at the end of the day, she misses her best friend, and it sucks that they don’t hang out because of all of the drama. Shae calms down and says there’s no reason the two of them can’t just hang out. In fact, Jesse Bleep (who I think must be the other Jesse we met last week, Jesse B, so from now on I’m calling him Jesse Bleep to distinguish him from Jesse J) is having a party at a cabin on a lake. The two of them decide to go to the party.