BUCKWILD Recap: The Lament of the Jesses

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By Dashley | Friday, January 18, 2013 | 6:31 pm | 14 Comments
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Hey Gasmi!! So excited to be back for another crazy week of BUCKWILD Episodes!

Last Week: The girls let Shae know that her boyfriend was creeping around on her, the gang went to a big, naked party and Shain got to experience life in the “big city” of Morgantown (and I couldn’t help but use air quotes when I said that just now,) and Tyler learned how to be a “man” (and yes, when I say that, I am using air quotes again. Damn my sarcasm.)

Episode 5: Double Trouble

Salwa is going mudding with Joey and Shain, but there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of mud. Why not call it dirting? Or dusting? Soiling?

Pictured: Soiling oneself.

They go back to Shain’s house to wash the truck. Katie reads from the script and asks Salwa if she wants to go hang with Shae. Salwa says not until Shae breaks up with Jesse, and then Shain hoses her down. 

This sucks, because he could ruin her boots and because she’s wearing jeans, she’s going to be miserable until she has a chance to change her clothes. I’d kill him. 

The rest of the ladies are at a shitty-looking Mexican restaurant, and the waiter IDs all of them. Katie, for some reason, doesn’t have her ID, but does have her birth certificate. What? As Anna astutely observes, who carries their birth certificate around with them? Girl is begging for some identity theft. Anyway, she actually showed up this week to contribute something to the plot of this show. Kudos to her. Anna scares everyone with her stalker ways when she points out that Katie’s time of birth is really close to Justin Beavers’. And I can’t believe she actually referred to him as Justin Beavers, and I’m still mad that I didn’t come up with that nickname. 

Shae tells the others that yes, she and Jesse J are still together, and working on things. Anna tells us that it sucks that they’re still together when he’s no good and they’ve broken up a few times. Cara unwisely gets herself involved in the drama (claim New Girl  Privilege and stay out of it!) and asks Shae what Salwa’s motivation to lie about things could possibly be. Shae agrees that Salwa doesn’t seem to have a motive to lie, but she still believes Jesse J in her gut, and then she gets pretty defensive about it. She has to go outside because she’s so frustrated that she has to have the same conversation again. 

Anna follows Shae outside to talk her off a ledge, and says that at the end of the day, she misses her best friend, and it sucks that they don’t hang out because of all of the drama. Shae calms down and says there’s no reason the two of them can’t just hang out. In fact, Jesse Bleep (who I think must be the other Jesse we met last week, Jesse B, so from now on I’m calling him Jesse Bleep to distinguish him from Jesse J) is having a party at a cabin on a lake. The two of them decide to go to the party. 

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    begonia skies
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 6:03 am

    my guess is nps stands for no pussy shit, which i can kinda get behind. these kids might be obnoxious but at least the girls aren’t whiny princesses.

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    darlingclementine
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 9:43 am

    they wear heels alot for running around in the country. everytime i try to wear heels in the country I either get laughed at or literally can not do the activities in heels.

    that being said, sledding behind a 4wheeler is a blast!!

    and they probably arent showing us all of the drunken gun shooting that I am sure that happens. I remember one time I went to a country party and at the drunkenest part of the party everyone got out their guns and started shooting targets (they said it was a good indicator of how drunk they were). Being the pansy I am, I just happened to have to go inside and use the bathroom until said shooting was over…

  3. 3
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    @ Begonia – I was being facetious – I know what NPS stands for. ;-) I did give Cara some credit when she made that observation that while getting an NPS tattoo, you can’t complain. I, for one, don’t have any tattoos, because I AM admittedly a pussy, and I get nauseous just thinking about the process of getting tattooed.
    @ Clementine – you’re probably right. I have no doubt. I’m just shocked that they showed people shooting who obviously have no training, in an uncontrolled situation, and I feel like they’re setting themselves up for a lawsuit or something. It was surprising to me the same way it was surprising the first time I heard a cable TV network not bleep out the word “shit” after 10 PM.

  4. 4
    begonia skies
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    @dashley – hahaha sorry! sometimes i’m too literal and i didn’t watch this episode so i wasn’t sure how obvious they actually made it.

  5. 5
    Ed
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    That first episode was one of the weirdest ones yet. I literally could not follow Shae and Jessie J’s argument. I had an easier time understanding Shain.

    I might be wrong, but I am getting this vibe from her, does anyone else think Ashley is a bit skanky? She seemed to have no issue at Jessie Bleep’s house and she showed up with him. Something about just seems to be off.

  6. 6
    Tadow
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    yes. A penis can be too big. My captcha is: gift horse

  7. 7
    c8h10n4o2
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    A penis can DEFINITELY be too big. My captcha? Saber tooth.

  8. 8
    LadyStardust
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 12:04 am

    Honest question: Do most places make you have a license just to shoot a gun? I mean, I know you need one to hunt generally, but just for target practice? I’m from WV and that’s a TOTALLY normal thing there. I don’t even flinch when I hear gun shots (which is probably bad…I now live in CA and if someone shot up my entire apartment complex at night, I’d probably sleep through it).

    Most people that I knew just grew up with guns so we were taught at a very early age how to use them and respect them. We had dozens of guns in our house but I only used them around an adult family member and knew not to ever play with them. I just hope these kids ARE being careful.

    I thought that Anna actually said “Justin BEIBER” when talking about the birth time. But I might have mis-heard.

    I almost threw up when Shae was licking Justin Beavers. He just looks so DIRTY — like he only showers every other week.

  9. 9
    ase
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 11:02 am

    LadyStardust and Dashley – you do not need a license to own or shoot a rifle/shotgun anywhere in the country. You need a permit to go hunting, but since they were just target shooting and not hunting on what looked like private property, no piece of paper authorizing them to shoot would be required of them.

    I’m from NY and am pro-gun (in the hands of responsible people!1!) and I have no problem with those kids target shooting. I think all of the guys knew what they were doing (and it sounded like Ashley did, too), so it didn’t seem like any of them were in any danger. I know a few people from WV and I’m pretty sure mostly everyone in that state is a gun owner and based on what I’ve heard from them, these kids target shooting doesn’t seem out of the ordinary.

    WTF was up with Ashley bringing Jesse B around all drunk? Where did they come from? Why didn’t she leave him where he was? So many questions…

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    Ed
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Also those were maybe the worst places I’ve ever seen tattoos put. The inside of the heel? The back of the knee? I’ve seen tattoos on the inside of the lip, but Shae’s was off center. I was cracking up when I saw where they were putting these tats!

    BTW my captcha says steak and eggs and I’m now hungry!

  11. 11
    labowner
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    I love how much fun these kids seem to have. Although, not sure if I could watch this season after season, but I like them and wouldn’t care to see drama over take them.

    Ed wasn’t the “n” running on the back of her knee?

  12. 12
    Ed
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    labowner It looked like it. Clearly not a master tattoo artist this man.

  13. 13
    jayjay
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    I think joey is hot…the tattoos are hot …but i dont like shae..she seems stuck up….and its west Virginia its ok to shoot guns..ha

  14. 14
    jayjay
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    And ashley might be doin jesse b….gross!!!

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