Joey is napping in his truck. Riveting television. A cop walks by, and Joey immediately tries to explain away something, I don’t know what, to the officer, who keeps walking. Shain hops in the truck excited that he got some “mun-aaaay!” He has a whole $77, and I haven’t seen Shain this alive or this unintelligible yet this season!
Shae is in the car with Anna, and calls Jesse J to tell him she’s coming to get her stuff. Anna awkwardly and silently loads up the car while Shae argues with him about drama that makes no sense because we have no context that we’ve seen in the course of the show. Shae seems offended that he doesn’t want to work on their relationship more, which is just sad, and of course he belittles her and her “fake friends.” He does truthfully call out her lack of a backbone, but still. That was way harsh, Tai. Meanwhile, Anna’s having a fight of her own.
“A little help here, guys?”
Back at the girl’s house, Tyler and Shain have rigged trash can lids to the back of a tractor. They tell Katie that she has to go first because she’s the only one that has a helmet. This is comedy gold, because her helmet is an equestrian helmet. And a good look for her!
Not sure what to call this. Land-lidding?
An SUV pulls up with legs sticking out the windows, and instantly, everyone is confused. Ashley drove up and Jesse Bleep is in the passenger seat, sleeping, vomit all over him. Everyone is disgusted and decides to leave him there, while they ride around land-lidding some more.
Is that cash tucked into his waistband?
Jesse Bleep is up, seemingly wearing the same clothes that he was wearing when he vomited all over himself. He asks Salwa where her boyfriend is, and tells her that her boyfriend won’t stop him. From what? And what boyfriend? Everyone is really offended, and I’m guessing that the look (and probably smell) of him has more to do with it than the words coming out of his mouth.
“What? I showered just last week!”
Salwa, however, takes pity on him, because he’s “Patrick Swasted.” Salwa honey, that’s called trying too hard. She goes outside to try to talk him down, but he keeps babbling and heckling everyone inside. Tyler finds his chance to throw down, and pushes him down some steps and punches him in the face. Jesse Bleep loses his pants in the process of getting his ass kicked. Joey screams at JB that he needs to leave, and he’s never welcome back! The girls all fluff Tyler up and tell him how hot it was that he kicked Jesse Bleep’s ass.
It really is Tyler’s night. This is also the night he became a woman.