Ashley takes off her top to streak as a reward for Tyler. Maybe. I mean, I don’t think she needs a major reason to take her top off at any time. I really don’t know why Joey also strips down and streaks, but maybe he just didn’t want Ashley to outdo him.
Episode 6: Birthday Wishes Can Come True
Anna and Shae are unloading all of Shae’s stuff out of Anna’s car as Katie stands unhelpfully by. Right now, Shae’s new room is full of blacklights, and no one seems to know why. I think think they should march those blacklights over to Tyler’s house and look for evidence. I don’t know what of, exactly, but I guarantee there’s evidence of something at Tyler’s.
Back at Shain’s house, Joey and Tyler are making up a flyer for a lawn-mowing service because they need money. I wish they would recognize that they aren’t the greatest PR talent to ever grace West Virginia and fill out an application somewhere.
Sounds like a good setup for a porn movie.
At the girls’ house, Shae is telling Anna and Cara that Jesse J is trying to get back with her. They are telling her just to ignore him when they hear gunshots. I’d hit the floor, but they just wonder out loud, “Was that a gun…?” It’s actually Tyler and Shain shooting plywood for the hell of it. All the girls go to join them. Actually, Salwa runs to go join them, and pervy as ever, Shain yells out “Baywatch!” as Salwa’s boobs bounce.
Shain teaches Shae to shoot, and then Salwa takes a turn. In heels. Do you not have to have a license for this in WV, and if so, do they really want evidence of this on TV? (Edit: after the commercial, we actually did get a quick PSA/disclaimer from MTV about the misuse of guns. Hmmm…)
At Shain’s holler, he’s charmingly reminiscing through a tobacco-stuffed mouth about that night that he and Joey were “walking down that road and we found that daggone cooler and them dirty magazines?” Joey has no idea what he’s talking about.
Are you sure this wasn’t something you dreamed? It sounds like a dream.
We learn that it’s Joey’s birthday weekend, and number one on his wish list? Shae. Tyler tells us that he doesn’t blame Joey, because Shae is hot, but she is out of his league. To celebrate his birthday, Joey does a burnout with his truck. I don’t know, I’d rather smell birthday cake than burning rubber.
Shae, Cara, and Ashley are driving somewhere, and for once, Shae actually has a smile on her face! And she looks so pretty! It’s nice to see her not scowling from drama. Ashley tells us that in West Virginia, there are three things you do to get over a guy: Shoot guns (check,) get a tattoo (almost check because that’s what they’re doing now,) and have a rebound hookup (foreshadowing a check for later on in the episode.) The three of them are getting matching tattoos: they will say “NPS,” which stands for “No P**** S***.” Wait, I’m confused. No Premarital Sex? No Porn Stars? I really wish they hadn’t bleeped it, because I just don’t understand. Cara, who suddenly has a sense of humor, tells us that the worst part about getting an NPS tattoo is that it hurts like hell, but you have to pretend it doesn’t, because that would be PS. We learn that this is Shae’s first tattoo, and she needs her leg rubbed while she gets it.
Who wore it best? Clockwise, from top: Ashley, Cara, Shae.