Tyler and Joey book their first job, and before they even start working, they’re complaining about the work. They get out of there fast to make it to Joey’s birthday party.
The girls don’t even know about Joey’s crush on Shae, and they’re already planning on hooking them up, because Shae needs a rebound. Shae is wasted before it even gets dark. The boys make a potato gun. They’re not the best engineers, and the potato gun doesn’t work so well. The smell of burning hair isn’t far behind.
Joey’s drooling over the sight of Shae holding a potato gun (euphemism?) while Shae confesses to us that she finds Joey hot because unlike Jesse J, he’s carefree.
Shae slurs to the ladies about how she needs some strange. Anna jumps right in as wingwoman and tells Joey that Shae loves apple butter, and if he puts in on his belly, Shae will lick it right off. Joey whines “I have to put it on me?,” and then turns it around and asks “Can I lick it off of you?”
What about peanut butter? Ketchup? Maybe some blueberry yogurt?
It turns out that Shae is going to do the licking, and Joey desperately tries to keep it together in front of everyone. He eventually gives up, and they start making out. They drunkenly drive on a four-wheeler up to “the hill.”
The next morning, Anna finds them in bed together, and she hops in with them. Shain screams at Joey to wake up, because he’s gotta go cut some grass!
Back at the girls’ house, Salwa tries to get Shae to define her relationship with Joey, and though she’s evasive to the questioning, she does confirm that Joey is good in bed and has a big penis. Go Justin Beavers! No small feat (no pun intended) to have your penis size bragged about on national television by someone other than you.
Joey tells Tyler over hot dogs that it was awesome with Shae last night, and then borrows Tyler’s phone to call her. He asks her out, and she tells him no – it’s not his birthday anymore. What? I’m confused. I thought she actually liked him. Maybe his penis was too big? It can happen, I guess.
The lonely face of virility.
So what do y’all think, Gasmii? Can a penis be too big? Is getting a tattoo a good idea to get over a breakup? Are we glad the Jesses are gone? And do you think they’re gone for good? Let me know in the comments and I’ll see you back here next week!
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