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Ashley and Anna are on a roadtrip to pick up Cara. On the last roadtrip they took, Ashley peed herself. Worst. Roadtrip. Ever. Looks like their destination is West Virginia University! Oh good! All hope is not lost. Cara greets them, wearing WAY too much makeup, and in desperate need of a tan. Anna explains that they just met Cara, but she’s moving in with them for the summer to get away from the drama of Morgantown. Because THAT would make an exciting reality show. I’m sure MTV would love nothing more than to have them live a drama-free summer.
The ladies speculate that they’re excited to move in the house, and they wonder what the guys are doing, and they’re probably wresting cows. Is that a thing?
Shain and Joey are best friends. Joey works at the sparkplug plant, and Shain’s a trash man, and they’re about the two coolest guys you’ll ever meet. Shain folds his body up into a really dirty, gigantic tire, and Joey pushes him down a hill. Good thing he’s wearing a helmet; wouldn’t want to damage any precious cargo. Shain barely survives.
The girls arrive, with greetings and warm beer for Shain. The boys all slobber about Cara for a minute. She tells them to keep it in their pants, and Shain says “that’s hard to do!” They all laugh, because clearly, Shain is a comedic genius. Cara is invited to go “muddin’.” She says she used to go all the time in high school, but Shain says since she ain’t never been with him, she hasn’t really been. The guys fight over who gets to take her. Tyler’s out, because he always hits a tail light or a deer. Totally the same thing. They all pile up into a dirty pickup truck with no gate, only an “oversize load” banner.