Cara is sexting Tyler, and Anna totally calls her on it, and she squeaks out a denial. Ashley gives Anna a lapdance, and admits to not wearing underwear, and then gives the camera a flash of her goods. Guys, I’m over here still cringing at the thought that these girls have not been able to shower, and now Ashley has everything out in the open air.
Cara sneaks out as un-stealthily as possible to meet up with Tyler. He takes her to a spot with a view, and she flirts with him about his bad boy side. They make out (really, really slurpy) and discuss not telling anyone about it.
I’m sure NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.
Shain gives us a tour of Sissonville, and explains that if you’re from West Virginia, you don’t want to leave, because that’s all you know, and all you need. That’s a disturbingly narrow worldview, and remember that ex-boyfriend I told you about before? Douche-chills right now, because holy deja-vu. Anyway, we go by the high school where Shain was elected prom king. Seriously. Prom king.
Honestly, he and the ex could even be cousins. Yuck.
The boys drop off the girls’ new “swimming pool,” and set to work getting it ready. Cara describes Shain as a redneck MacGyver. The girls gossip about Cara not confessing to making out with Tyler, and Anna decides to get to the bottom of it. For some reason, she thinks it’s her business, even though Cara is clearly trying to not discuss it. Everyone has left to go get food, and Katie is stuck at the house with just Cara and Tyler. She can hear them hooking up, and she’s weirded out by it.
Ummm…? Doesn’t Cara have her own bedroom?