Burning Love Recap 2: The First Cut is the Deepest

Mark is pretty upset, but he recognizes that he has to regroup and carry on. He still has three more ladies to cut this evening. And so, we get right to the eliminations. MIB explains there are only 11 hoses on the table. If the girls don’t receive a hose, they will be out. Destiny can’t contain her anxiety and bursts out:

“Mark! Everything you like, I like. And everything
you don’t like, I don’t like.”

Wow! I thought Destiny was awkward but I never realized she was desperate too. MIB tells her to stop talking and they get on with the ceremony. First to be called it Titi, although Mark once again refers to her as Titty. She’s thrilled to accept his hose.

Next up is Julia, although Mark calls her Julie. Then he offers a hose to Lexie, which is surprising considering her stalker freak out before, but maybe he wants to salvage her psyche. Haley of the missing panties is called next and exuberantly trots down to accept her hose.

Next up Mark calls Agnes, but has to shout it three times before she can hear him.

Titi does not seem thrilled that Agnes is her competition.

Willow is relieved to hear her name called and know she’ll have another night in a soft, warm bed. Carly is called next,

but she seems to have forgotten she’s here for the hose.

Mandy looks to God for thanks as she hears her name be called. Vivian is visibly relieved when Mark calls her name. I’m delighted when Annie gets a hose, since I think she could be a real contender.

There’s only one hose left and 4 girls. Everyone looks scared that they aren’t going to be called. Mark takes a big breath and announces Tamara P. Despite her blindness, she made the cut!

She’s overjoyed at being selected.

But wait a minute. As she uses her walking stick to approach Mark, he holds out a hand to stop her and says he meant the other Tamara. There is a bit of confusion but MIB whispers in Mark’s ear and then Mark correctly calls out Tamara G.

Oh happy day for one Tamara and wretched twist of fate for the other.

The three women who won’t be getting hoses include our blind Tamara P, as well as desperate Destiny and Dana the Panda bear. Mark tells us that all the ladies were beautiful in there own way, but some less beautiful to him. So those are the ones he’s sending home.

The girls are interviewed as they are carried away from Mark in their limo’s.

“I don’t want to die alone.”

“What a f*&king idiot!”

“Maybe the panda suit wasn’t such a good idea.”

Poor Mark! If he had known Jennifer Aniston was under the bear suit, he would have totally changed his mind about who was hot and who was not in that house. Ah well, I guess they won’t be able to make pretty babies, although Dana does check to see what she’s wearing under the bear suit and asks if they can go back and she can try again. But the limo keeps on rolling and her hotness is removed from Mark’s life.

And so ends the second episode of Burning Love. In the next episode, Haley gets a one on one date with Mark. That should be interesting. Think she’ll put on some panties?

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