Burning Love Recap: An All Star Intro


Dana arrives next in a panda suit. She explains to Mark that she doesn’t want her physical appearance to be a distraction, so she’ll be wearing the suit until he gets to know the real her. Mark seems down with that and says it makes a lot of sense.

Dana panda’s voice sounds very familiar…

Finally some of the ethnicity Mark has been asking for! Ballerina arrives and when Mark delights in how exotic he/she is, she laughs and says “you have no idea!”

Ballerina is played by the amazing character actor Ken Jeong!

Mark has met all the girls and he comes on to tell us he’s overwhelmed. One of these women could wind up being his wife. Or his fiance … at least for awhile.

And so with that, episode one of Burning Loves comes to an end. We get some teaser footage of the bad times and the good times ahead and I tried to grasp who was going to be eliminated, but all I could glean was that the first elimination will actually be done by the women themselves. Stay tuned to find out what happens.

Or watch it yourself right here.

 

Cheers and happy webbing!

 

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Luscious
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Luscious just got back from a one year backpacking trip around the world with her husband (TVgasm fill-in specialist, The Professor). She spends her days writing, knitting and sewing. She's only good at one of those hobbies, not saying which.  Her secret dream is to write romance novels and have critics say her brilliance is wasted on such a pointless genre. Also, she'd like to create a pair of pajamas for her niece where the sleeves actually work.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    no cars go
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Luscious- if you haven’t seen Ken Marino in Wet Hot American Summer you are really missing out. That movie is hilarious and amazing.

  2. 2
    no cars go
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    oh, michael ian black’s in it too! and everyone funny ever.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Luscious welcome. Are you going to do a recap a week as they are on episode 9?

    I loved Ken from Party Down. Yes IMB is a comedian. If anyone cares, Jay Mohr posted his podcast with Ken as a guest last week. That is how I heard about this web gem.

  4. 4
    BSparky
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Sorry but Mark Orlando has nothing on Joe Manganiello in a firefighter’s uniform. That being said, your screen shots and captions are fantastic as always. :)

  5. 5
    SuburBint
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Luscious — I love you dearly, and I am going to watch the hell out of this, but… the word is “poontang.” “Poon” for short.

    xo<3xo

  6. 6
    Luscious Luscious
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Thanks SuburBint! I was going for the Tagalog insult…

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