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Nev finally steps in the middle and takes Jasmine aside. Jasmine is all upset, saying she wants to beat Mhissy’s ass and that she thought she was meeting someone she liked. Oh also, apparently Mhissy also has a past with Triggs. It is unclear which lady was dating him first, but they clearly don’t appreciate each other’s presence on the planet. Jasmine explains that she and Mhissy met at the mall (What? Did they time travel back to 1987 to meet? Who makes friends with people at the mall? And then describes it as meeting at the mall?) and realized they were both seeing Triggs.
Meanwhile Nev has gone over to talk to Mhissy and Mhissy explains that she created this online guy to distract Jasmine from Triggs and leave him to Mhissy. Jasmine marches over, demanding an explanation and Mhissy derides Jasmine for falling for someone whose voice she only heard twice in two years. By the way, Mhissy and Triggs are still dating.
The girls keep yelling at each other and approaching each other like they’re going to start swinging, so Nev puts Jasmine in the car. Mhissy walks back to her apartment while Jasmine cries in the car, begging Nev for permission to beat Mhissy’s ass. Nev says it won’t help anything. Okay, so it sounds like it’s been quite some time since Jasmine lost interest in Triggs and shifted her focus to “Mike,” so why did Mhissy keep it up? Was she afraid Jasmine would come right back to Triggs if Mike went away? Was the guy who impregnated Jasmine not distraction enough? Is this Triggs character possibly worth all of his hullabaloo? I’m going to go out on a limb and say no. He’s also obviously incapable of deciding for himself which lady he’d prefer to spend time with.
The next day Nev is convinced that Mhissy must have a really good explanation for pretending to be Mike for two years so he calls and sets up a time to come over and talk to her some more without Jasmine. When they get to Mhissy’s apartment we meet Mhissy’s mom and her toddler aged niece, Diamond, whom Mhissy takes care of.
Nev asks Mhissy’s mom if she knows anything about Jasmine. Why would it matter if Mhissy’s mom knows? Does Nev want her to weigh in? Ground Mhissy? She says that she knows they don’t like each other because Jasmine used to mess with Mhissy’s boyfriend. But she doesn’t say “mess,” she says eff. In front of the baby. In fact, that term has been thrown around a lot in the past few minutes. Nev excuses the mom and Diamond, then notices that the coffee table is missing its glass. Mhissy explains that there was an “altercation” between Diamond’s mom and Mhissy’s mom. Did Nev notice the cut on Mhissy’s mom’s head? Oh. My. Gosh. Where are we? This is not an upscale situation here. Oh, and the sister is now in jail. Lovely. We can’t fix all of that right now, so let’s see if we can at least get Mhissy and Jasmine to reconcile, shall we? Mhissy explains that Jasmine and Triggs were never dating – they just slept together once while he and Mhissy were dating and that’s why she wanted Jasmine to get lost. This Triggs sounds better and better. Nev explains that Jasmine is very hurt and embarrassed, to which Mhissy says that’s exactly what she hoped for. She says she doesn’t care if people think poorly of her because no one understands what she’s been through.