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Well Nev is rolling in enough dough to be lounging around ordering the “premium package” for his new television. For doing this! Introducing desperate people and liars to each other! At least get off the bed and entertain us, Nev. You’re being filmed for heaven’s sake! Okay he finally pulls out his laptop to select his next participant. He reads us an email from Joe, a regular guy in western New York who is carrying on an online romance with what he calls a celebrity. She was Miss United States Teen in 2003. Miss United States? That’s the name of the pageant in the Sandra Bullock movie Miss Congeniality. “She’s beauty and she’s grace… she’s Miss United States…” Sounds fake. Anyway Joe is in love and ready to get out of his hometown and start a new life with Kari Ann. But that can’t happen until Nev and crew facilitate it. Max is immediately suspicious. Let’s skype Joe.
Joe can skype, but only if he goes to a local bookstore that has wifi. His computer at home is old school with no web cam. Joe keeps talking about wanting to get out of his town and start a life with Kari Ann, but when Nev asks him why he doesn’t just go see her, Joe says he doesn’t have the money. Soooo… is his big plan to live off of her and her beauty pageant money? No matter! Nev is on the case.
After the skype Nev and Max Google Kari Ann and discover that she’s posed in Playboy. They also keep referring to her as Miss Teen USA, which, I would like to point out, is NOT the pageant she won. In fact, it’s a pageant she was in and lost. She won Miss United States Teen, which may or may not be a real pageant, I don’t know. I’d also like to point out here that I know who this girl is. She was on Celebrity Rehab AND Sex Rehab and she is a living nightmare. She was awful to everyone on the show, got kicked off, punched a camera guy, and fought with everyone. Including the psychiatrists and therapists. She was obviously very invested in her recovery. This is not the type of girl who would troll the internet for a date. She seems more like the type of girl who would do something like this just to completely humiliate the guy when she pulls the rug out from under him. That’s how mean she was on those shows.
So Nev and Max travel to Warsaw, New York where they find Joe out in his yard near a trampoline with his dog. Naturally Joe lives in the middle of nowhere and he shows the guys his four wheelers and his mom’s horses. Joe is a total doofus. I’m sure he’s a nice kid, but he’s actually convinced that this beauty queen sought HIM out on Facebook and wants a relationship with him.
And she lives in LA, where she apparently has no dating opportunities at all. While Joe is showing the guys Kari Ann’s Facebook page, we learn that she has a child named Preston. I looked this up and she was married to some guy for four months, then he filed for divorce while she was pregnant and demanded a paternity test. What a charming situation! Joe totally doesn’t mind that Kari Ann has a baby. That’s nice of him. He DOES say that he’s wondered if someone – like his ex-girlfriend – might be doing all this to trick him, but the voice on his voicemail saying she’s Kari Ann and she loves him doesn’t sound at all like the ex.