Later while Sunny rakes through her closet to find the perfect shoes to wear while meeting her future husband, her sister Summer stops by. Summer and Sunny? I think we’re getting an idea of the gene pool these girls are swimming in. Remember that Summer was friends with Jamison on Facebook first, and that’s how Sunny met him. Summer is super pissed that Sunny is off to Alabama to meet Jamison because she saw him/liked him first. It’s not fair. Summer tells Sunny that she makes stupid decisions and Sunny says maybe, but it’s what makes her happy. Who can argue with this logic? I guess sisters who are fighting over a stranger’s picture on Facebook.
Summer: “I still can’t believe you figured out my password.”
Sunny: “MrsEphron wasn’t that hard to guess.”
So despite Summer’s hurt feelings, we are moving onward and upward. To Alabama! In the car on the way Sunny talks about how natural she and Jamison have always felt together on the internet and she’s sure it will be the same in person.
Sunny: “Should I change into my white sundress so he’ll think of a wedding?”
It looks like they let her off somewhere to put on her new sundress and fix her makeup in a public bathroom. She tells us she’s getting really nervous. When they finally pull up to Jamison’s house Nev asks Sunny if she wants to say a prayer or something, which cracks me up. They approach the front door. Sunny nervously chatters and no one answers Nev’s knock for a while. Sunny wonders if they’re in the right place and paces up and down the driveway when finally the door opens and out walks Jamison. Here he is:
“You were expecting something different?”
Jamison is actually Chelsea. Not Chelsea Handler. Chelsea seems remarkably calm and even slightly amused at this, the advent of her televised busting. Sunny seems confused, asks if she’s being punk’d, then asks why Chelsea would pretend to be someone else. Chelsea says that a few years ago a girl was being really mean to her on Facebook so she set up this page to get revenge. And now it’s kind of gotten out of hand. Many, many people think she’s this Jamison guy. She also says she knows the real Jamison (whose name is RJ King) through his (still-living) sisters. He’s really a model, but Sunny’s never spoken to him. Sunny seems upset, but not super upset. She asks several questions, but not nearly at the emotional level of someone who has just been told her near cyber-fiance is a fraud. That’s not to say she isn’t reacting because she is. But it’s more the level of irritation you’d have if someone took the last solid-colored sundress in your size and now you have to figure out a plan B. Chelsea says she’s not sorry, none of it was emotional, and Sunny talked to her first, so all she really did was answer. Chelsea stays defensive and Sunny vows revenge. Nev watches the conversation and Max just keeps rolling tape. Chelsea says something like, “It ends here. This is why we’re doing this,” which leads me to believe she wasn’t surprised to find a camera crew at her door. So this probably wasn’t a genuine sneak attack. This suspicion of mine grows stronger as we move on.