WTF??? Is this idiot even listening to what she is saying?
Tia observes that the divisive nature of certain unnamed girls resulted in an all boys finale, which is telling. George appreciates how gently Trump let him go and says the exposure helped him raise contributions for his charity. George explains that he’s received something like ten thousand dollars for the museum. Since Sparky doesn’t care he interrupts George as George is trying to add that he personally donated another fifty thousand.
Shut up, George. That isn’t on the cue cards.
Seriously, how can he even read the cards through those tiny slits?
Trump leads us into a flashback as the final task continues. My husband has just turned on Game of Thrones and I’m more intrigued by the kidnapped dragons and their terribly acting mother than I am about what happens next on this show.
So there is a line forming outside the venue and Lisa asks the people in line to raise their hands if they are in line to see Arsenio. Crickets. When Clay asks who is there to see Clay, nearly everyone raisess their hand.
Where my peeps at?
Arsenioo explains to us that all his people are on CP time (colored people time). Even his white friends suffer from this affliction. But slowly the donors start pouring in for both teams. They seem to be doing well with big name stars sending unknown reps to deliver their checks ranging from five thousand to twenty thousand.
Marco Andretti finally makes an appearance and blesses Arsenio with his donoation.
Lisa has hired a drag gueen to deliver her donation to Clay’s team. The impersonator looks like a better Lisa than the real thing!
She does a mean Carney Wilson, too.
Can you tell which one is the real Lisa Lampoonelli?
Clay’s party has started and it seems like things are going well.
There’s no doubt Debbie can multi-task.
Clay is pleased that Trump arrives and the first thing he sees is Debbie peforming a circus trick. He thinks it will help establish the carnival atmosphere in Sparky’s aging brain. But it isn’t long before Aubrey homes in on the action.
“It’s important that I’m by Mr. Trump’s side every moment because this is my party.”
Back off, my little fag hag. This isn’t your competition.
Trump heads over to check out the sitch at Arsenio’s party.
We still good on that secret deal? Yeah, we good.
True to Arsenio’s explanation, Whoopi Goldberg arrives quite late.
She’s on VIP CP time.
Clay and Arsenio each tug a cord and the curtains come down, allowing both of their parties to flow together. It is time for the performance, but we are sucked back for more real time “entertainment” by squinty eyes.
F*&# you, Luscious. This shit isn’t easy.
Trump introduces the rest of the fired contestants, the ones who helped out with the final task. He immediately turns to Aubrey and asks why everyone hated her. She looks much better as a blonde, although her dress reminds me of my mom’s nightgown from the 1970′s.
I suffer from being an amazing person that no one understands,
blah blah blah I want everyone to feel better about themselves
when they walk away from me so this was a teaching moment,
blah, blah, senseless blah.
Trump turns to Lisa next and I completely forgot the clip he shows where she tells the girls team they aren’t going to be the typical catty, mean and bitchy women’s team. Then they proceed to show multiple clips of her doing just that. Love it!
I am hilarious AND brilliant!