Lisa blames it on menopause. To back up that statement, Trump shows a series of clips where Lisa is crying. The best part of all is when they show the clip of Dayana imitating a crying Lisa.
The crowd goes wild!
Lisa says she loves the impersonation and she can take it as well as she can dish it out.
Trump turns to Adam and asks him if his ability to be a funny guy helped him do so well in Celebrity Apprentice.
Do well? I got fired as project manager for a gay car that I nailed
the presentation on. How can you call that doing well?
Trump asks Teresa if she is naive as Adam claimed she was. Adam says Teresa thinks that is a brand of douche.
I know what naive means.
Teresa explains that she is not at all naive. Instead she is a little too trusting. The fact that that is something naive people practice is irrelevant.
I think it was naive of her to believe her stylist
that Star Bellied Sneetches were back in.
Dee tells Trump that the finger is still funky and he’s had two more surgeries and might need more. But all in all he’s doing well.
He says he’s still able to autograph copies of his new book that just came out.
Paul tells us the teddy bear we saw on CA is really who he is, rather than the wrench throwing abusive father we’ve all seen on his show. Trump asks Penn if he was surprised that Clay picked him for his team, since they’ve had problems. He says it makes sense because Clay really wants to win.
These glasses are ridiculously too small.
After the break we go back to the performance and Arsenio & Clay are debuting their public service ads.
Clay’s ad is simple and straightforward. It’s nice and he’s a great spokesperson.
Arsenio’s ad seems a little more disjointed. Also, when Magic starts talking about the foundation, it sounds like they do way more than AIDS, which hasn’t been stressed at all.
What is the story with his charity?
Arsenio’s performance is first and out comes Adam Carolla. It seems since he isn’t allowed to roast Arsenio, he has decided to roast Donald Trump instead. Okay, so how do you say Teresa’s name? Both Trump and Adam referred to her in this episode as Teresa Jew Dice. I thought it was pronounced GeeUDeeChay. Which is it?
Sounds like Paul went off script and roasted Adam a little bit during the performance. But it seemed to all go well. Lisa takes the stage and is foul and raunchy, which has it’s time and place to be funny, but this charity event doesn’t seem like the place. I wince as she makes allusions to Clay’s sore ass because he’s gay. Really that’s so funny it’s worth going to? Arsenio comes up to the stage and does a nice clean set that is far more appropriate for the venue.
Arsenio can relax – for him it is all over.
After the commercial, Ivnaka brings us back to the performance segment to see Clay’s team perform.
Did you ever imagine you would see the day?
I’m not at all transparent even though I’m wearing a black widow spider
bracelet and I pointed at Sparky during the lyric “how you did me wrong.”
How awesome is Teller to participate in this?