Lisa announces to Teresa that she has thirty seconds to decide or Alice will be ripped up and torn on the floor and nobody gets her.
But you’ll hurt Alice!
Alright, Lisa. Stop playing with your food.
For some reason, poor Teresa can’t see past Lisa’s bullying and goes with Lisa’s insistence that she has to have two men, even though it looks like there are other female models they could have chosen. Aubrey knows Lisa didn’t really care about the red head, but there’s nothing they can do it about it now. At this very inopportune juncture, VampEric strolls in to check on Unanimous and discovers them out of sorts. As Teresa tries to explain how Lisa “made” her take two men, Vamp asks why Lisa was driving that choice if it was a negotiation.
VampEric moves on and asks what the concept is. Teresa says, “Peace with your hair in the future.” Dear God how has she managed to be on the show for so long?
At Forte, their models have arrived. As I watch the tall lanky girls walk in, two thoughts run through my head. The first is would Dayana have killed it on this task? I imagine she would be the best person in touch with fashion and photo shoots are precisely her wheel house. My second thought is to wonder if the girls are even legal.
and if maybe they attended Clay’s summer camp a few years ago.
Team Forte truly is boring without Dayana. As a result, we are treated to a shopping spree montage. Seriously.
It’s like Sex & The City if the girls were all fifty years old.
Actually, Kim Cattrall is 56
while Lisa is 50.
In the Unanimous van, Teresa is attending to the important things while Aubrey arranges for more female models.
It seems to have finally occurred to Teresa that Lisa got one over on her. She’s irritated and ranting in the van about how Lisa messed with the wrong airhead.
At Forte, while Lisa is shopping, Clay heads over to the shoot session and is overwhelmed by the amount of decisions that he has to make for Lisa. He’s feeling like they are directionless and there isn’t much of a concept and he really needs Lisa to get back and manage the task. I wonder if Lisa is purposely letting things slide in an effort to have one of her strongest contenders possibly be eliminated…
At Unanimous, as Teresa is talking about the models, Aubrey suggests she be the redhead in the ad. Teresa has been letting Aubrey run the show anyway, so of course she is fine with this decision. And they are right that Farouk seemed to be really into Aubrey, so it can’t hurt to have her in the ad. The problem is that they fought so hard for Alice and as she shows up, Teresa seems to be at a loss of what to do with her. So she takes Alice to Aubrey and introduces them.
I’m your replacement, tall skinny bitch. Nice to meet you.
Teresa tells Alice it was not her fault but they are going with a different red head. The poor girl plasters on a fake smile and seems to accept it, but I can’t blame her for saying before she walks out the door, “Next time, tell me before.” She’s right – you don’t waste a model’s time. The girl looks amazing in pics – she probably lost other work to do this gig – I hope they at least pay her.
It’s kind of amazing that this is the same girl.