Marlee tells Trump that Lisa’s major weakness is her lack of control over her emotions. She questions whether that kind of confrontation and behavior can be found in leadership. John argues that to be successful in business you need to have people form a strong opinion of you, good or bad, and Lisa has successfully done that.
It’s back to the board room for our final four to face the firing squad. It’s sort of dull – a lot of love and gushes over Marlee and John and acknowledgement that John is one tough motherfucker. All four contestants felt their interviews went great.
Trump asks Lisa why she should be in the final two. She tells him that week after week her teammates have always said she was the star. That much is true. But then she says she never reverted to shifty tactics and she always told the truth. Liar!
Lisa says she believes in her heart that she is the next Celebrity Apprentice. Trump tells her that Marlee and John felt she was fantastic but that she wasn’t in control of her emotions. Even though she tries to argue that she knows when to use her emotions and she’s never out of control, Trump tells Lisa he happens to agree with the asssessment and he says the words that has Dayana dancing in her grave.
“Lisa, you’re fired!”
Holy Crapmoly! Well, really I would have been shocked with whichever person was fired here. But who will be next? We don’t know as this is a To Be Continued, but I’ve got a sneaky suspicion that Aubrey will get the ax for being manipulative and green. Plus, they probably think it would make good tv to have the friends pitted against each other in the end. Guess we’ll all just have to wait a week to see.
Since no one wants grizzled fatty steak, none of the Trump children were present for this firing. Lisa gets to escape and head home to her miserable life, where she can torture the hell out of those poor Masters degree employees of hers.
See ya, Lisa!
In honor of the beginning of the end, let’s take a walk down memory lane and remember those victims that are now nothing more than digestion juices in the bowels of our beloved Trumps….
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