We’re back Gasmii, and so is CTR. Alisha interviews about the tragic performance of the Youth Silver at the baseball game last week. She has decided to host an invitational of 13 teams to come be judged by each other. 5 of the teams are the same level as Youth Silver (so, sucky?) and the moms get nervous. Andrea has to explain it to Ann because Ann was busy thinking about a Whopper with cheese (so was I, Ann).
I just put my whitening strips on, come back later.
Ann, are you listening? Sht just got real.
Oh… no… sorry, I’m totally lost.
Andrea is terrified. She says they need more practice. The girls gasp when they hear a team from MISSISSIPPI is flying in to compete. (Yeah, I’m betting they’re driving.) Kylie says “she ain’t worried about nothin’”, so Alisha asks one of the flyers to stand up and she is wearing a boot. And not like an Ugg boot, but a I-hurt-myself boot. So now there’s no telling what’s going to happen. Ann and Andrea are sweating bullets. (BTW, Mandy, the drill sergeant, her kid, Olivia is sitting there looking like her mom hosts invitationals every weekend to judge her and she couldn’t be less worried.) Andrea interviews that having a disabled flyer is the end of the world and that they might as well hire some blind kids and put them in too. (Hey, I was on a squad with Helen Keller and she did suck.) Also, if blind kids are watching this they might be offended. Oh right, never mind.
My mommy sent me to Mississippi last week. I had to run.
I open my eyes really wide because I hate the blind.
Alisha says y’all 4,383 times in 4 minutes and if it was a drinking game, I’d look like Bonnie. The girls do their routine and look like a hot mess. Ann interviews that Mississippi is going to come in and show them up. She says she has that “throw up feeling in her throat”. (It’s called purging, and you should do it more.)
I open my eyes really wide because it’s a side effect of Adderall.
Close your eyes, I’m about to hurl.
Later that day, Brooke’s mom, Shannon, is over at Ann’s house. Ann has invited the ladies to come and make cookies for her to eat after they leave. She says it’s her duty as Team Mom to have group events. She says that Andrea is definitely coming, but she’s not sure about Michelle. She says that she and Michelle used to be great friends, but something happened, and now she’s trying to open the door up and let Michelle back into her life.