How did I not get out of this?
I’m totally calling my agent.
Over at Michelle or Bonnie’s house, they are heading over to Ann’s. Michelle interviews that a couple years ago something tragic happened and while Michelle was grieving, Ann told her to suck it up and get over it and Michelle just couldn’t handle that type of friendship, so she has cut Ann off. As they head over, Michelle wants to stop to get a drink (Bonnie and I both were hoping she meant at a bar, but she went to McDonalds) because she wasn’t going to eat or drink anything that came from Ann.
Bonnie totally feeds into Michelle’s dislike of Ann because it shows that she’s not the only person that hates Ann. Bonnie interviews and says she’s going to support Michelle. Bullsht. She’s going to see a fight. Bonnie says that Ann thinks that Bonnie should be Team Mom for Jr. Orange because it would improve her status in the gym. Bonnie thinks that’s all high school and that Ann is delusional. (She says this all the whilst looking completely delusional.)
It is IMPOSSIBLE to capture a non-blurry image of this lady. STOP MOVING!
When they arrive, Ann says that she was hoping this would be a great time for them all to bond. Andrea tries to laugh it up, but Michelle ain’t biting. Shannon has no desire to be there all night long, so they get the cookie decorating off. Rather than sitting at a table like grown-ups do, they put on surgical gloves and sit on the floor. They make cookies that look alike like the ones Helen Keller used to make for our team. Michelle and Bonnie don’t want to stay long, but Andrea wants to stir the pot. She tries to get Michelle and Ann started, but she can’t make it happen. She asks if they can all agree to hug it out and love one another. Michelle says that Andrea doesn’t know the history and she and Bonnie hightail it out of there. I’m fairly certain Andrea had plenty of wine.
So, who’s up for a cavity search?
I should not have said yes to that search.
With just Ann, Shannon, and Andrea left, Ann says that Michelle was completely disrespectful and that “she’s the lady of the house”. Not much of one, but compared to Torrann, I suppose she’s downright gracious.
”I am the lady of this house, respect me.”
Meh, I’m not convinced you’re a lady.