THE DUNK LANK IS OPEN. Everyone is chanting for Ann to get in there, but no one can throw the ball and hit the thing that makes her fall and shut up. Finally Michelle walks over and pushes the button and Ann plunks into the water and we don’t hear her voice for about 4 seconds. Michelle tries to interview, but she gets the giggles just thinking about it and I’ll admit she made me laugh. I love when people crack up at themselves.
More like “Cheese Stick-Eating Shark”.
Ouch, that looks painful.
Yeah, she’s funny.
Ann climbs out and says that she’s not going to give anyone the satisfaction of getting upset. Andrea gathers everyone around and announces that they raised $500 for the hospital. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? $500? THAT’S IT? That’ll cover like two aspirin for some sick child. Shannon says that the kids had fun and that’s all that was important. Well, fun for the healthy kids… not so fun for the kids stuck at the hospital waiting for the $500 check to arrive.
Ann and Torrann go over to Andrea, her husband, and Kylie and she offers Kylie $20 to go and kick Shannon’s crutch out from under her. Kylie is still reeling from her cheer-off loss and heads out to do some kicking. Andrea’s husband screams out “no, no, she was only kidding” and he had a look of panic on his face for a minute. I like to think that in that moment he realized that his wife’s new BFF was psychotic. Ann says that if Shannon keeps messing with her, she’ll be on crutches for 4 more weeks.
Yikes. My wife’s BFF is a touch twisted.
Bonnie and Michelle “warmed up” and invited Shannon out to dinner. They are at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter asks if they want a small or large serving of cheese dip. Really, you don’t think they want the large? I think it was a safe bet that a small order wasn’t going to last long. They briefly talk about the fundraiser and then move on to more important topics, like Ann. Shannon tells Bonnie and Michelle that Ann really hurt her heart when she made fun of Brooke. Team Not Ann heard the comment too and they all agree that Ann was out of line. Shannon says she hasn’t even told Brooke yet because she’d be too upset. Michelle asks if Shannon now understands why Michelle has had problems with Ann all these years. Shannon says she does and that her friendship with Ann isn’t repairable. (I wish her habit of wearing two pairs of glasses was repairable.) Shannon pledges that anytime Ann opens her mouth, she’s going to cut her down.
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